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[lol]TP Parody [T]
this is not rated E or M
it seems T cause i raely use swear words this is my 1st chapter CHAPTER 1 Fado: Oi, Oi link wake up! Link: Ok, Ok just shut the %$&* up okay? Fado: Sure... Link: *comes down* Link: What do ya want? Fado: Help me herd goats, please? Link: Hell no! Fado: Why not? Link: ‘Cause I said so not get the $#@% outta here!! Fado: ok see you lat- Rusl: -Hi, Link! Colin: Hi, Link! Uli: Hi, Link! Colin, Rusl and Uli: We love you Link! Link: okay... well any way I’m going to get out of this boring place and go to Hyrule Castle Town! Everybody: Why!!?? Link: ‘Cause I said so now leave me alone! *On Screen Text Box* DAA DAA DAA DAAAAA ! You Ditched your Townsfolk AND Colin CONGRATS TO YOU!!! Link: *whistles* Epona come here boy...er.. I mean girl! Epona: Nice save... Link: Thanks! Do you have some booze? Epona: Well about that....I have a nice offer for you, 3 bottles of booze and you give me a trip to Ilia! Link: Fine *rolls eyes*, but I’m only doing this for the booze got that! Epona: sure... Link: I am! Epona: Ok, ok I get it! *later at Ilia’s house* Link: Hi Ilia! Ilia: Hi...the world is depressing, want me to read you a poem? Link: no that’s fine! I will just leave Epona with you, okay? Ilia: YAY she always listens to my poems..er..I mean..sure fine but the world depresses me.. Link: Thanks! Epona asked me too Ilia: WHAT? Link: Nothing..I said nothing..*cough*especially about Epona being able to talk*cough* Ilia: Fine but *mumbles on with her gothness and what not..* And that’s how baby Goths are born and- Link: Ugh...anyway gotta go! Ilia: Wait I have not told you about how- Mayor Bo: Ilia! Time for my foot rub! AND sponge bath! Ilia: YAY! I mean, Oh dad no! Not again! Link: I’ll just pretend that never happened.. *At the “ranch” * Link: WTF have you done to this place!! Fado: What!? Is giving the goats alcohol such a bad idea? Link: ....I will let YOU think this out.. Fado: Think, think.....*45 minutes later*...BRAIN BLAST! Link: So... Fado: Television! Link: What the hell is that!!?? Fado: I imagine the future when people will watch “cartoons”, “soap operas” and “sitcoms” and “other people” all while sitting on a huge chair and getting fat! Link: That’ s is a weird imagination you have there Fado.. Plus that will never happen! We will always have to make a play to watch other people! Fado: Okay... Link: In other news, I quit! Fado: Why! Link: ‘Cause I’m cool.. Fado: No... Link: Ok I’m quitting because I am moving or something Fado: You don’t remember! Link: *puts shades on* I’m too cool for school I mean ranches... *Later* Everybody: Bye...Link.....We loved you.. Ilia: Me too! I mean I something-ed you! Colin: Bye, Big brother! Link: WHAT!!?? Colin: Nothing...*devious smile* Link: Well see you guys, I’ll come back...later! EVERYBODY: YAY!!! Er We Mean....If you really want to...
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02-23-2008, 07:44 AM
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Hah, great!
It's not that bad^-^ But is link really that rude?
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02-23-2008, 12:02 PM
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and yes link is that rude  what do you expect people are asking him for help everyday!!! why would he not be?
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02-23-2008, 12:13 PM
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 yeah thats true, link must feel...so..angry. 
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02-23-2008, 12:49 PM
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Nonsense! How absurd! You can't prove a thing!
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It's...random. Link's rudeness is kickass. Keep this up, please.
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02-23-2008, 01:20 PM
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thank you I never thought you, WWR would say that this is good this means that this IS good!  THat you very much WWR for the comment and I am making another chapter today  but it will probably be finished by tommorow!
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02-23-2008, 02:35 PM
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Nonsense! How absurd! You can't prove a thing!
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02-24-2008, 12:16 PM
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CHAPTER 2
Link: * rides off in the morning sun* any way Epona how do you feel? Epona: Fine, I guess and oh yes we are coming closer to Hyrule Feild. Link: And how does that make you feel? Epona: Shut up already!!! Link: ok, ok you dont have to yell mother- Shigeru Miaymoto: *beep* This has been censored by Nintendo Of America, Happy Days! Link: What the *beep* was that? Epona: Look out!! It's a Bird Link: A plane! Bokoblin: It's a *beeping* Bokoblin!!!! Link: Nice name -_- Epona: *Runs over bokoblin* Hakuna Matata! Link: What?? Epona: It means no worry, for the rest of your- Timone and Pumba: Stop copying us Mother*boop* Link: Boop? Shigeru Miaymoto: Sorry, I presed the worng button Link: What ever *snaps fingers* Miaymoto: Oh no you did'nt! *snaps fingers and puts hands close to face* Link: *Hi-5's* Hey, You did ask for it! Miyamoto: Darn you! Epona: We are close to Kakariko Village now! Link: Wat you say Mother*beep* Epona: Shut up! ___________________________________________
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02-24-2008, 12:23 PM
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I read the first part again, to make this seem even better to me. Keep it up
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02-25-2008, 05:59 PM
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CHAPTER #3
Link: Hey look it is the gate to Kakariko Village Epona: there are more Bokoblins there too.. Link: Damn it!!! Bokoblin: Sup, yo want some BliNg??! Link: Wat kind Mother-*beep* Epona: Don’t buy it! Link: *looks at “BliNg”* naah looks cheap Bokoblin: how ‘bout booze? Link: I love dat! Bokoblin: 64 ruppes please Link: *Runs over Bokoblin and takes booze* Epona: see I told you there was another way Link: NO You Didnt! Epona: Shut UP.... Link: It’s da gate... *later in kakariko* Lonely Village Leader: Hello, I am lonely Link: Ok....lets call you L.V.L for short, ok? L.V.L: sure... Link: are YOUUUU L.V.L: don’t imitate Soulja Boy.... Link: nahhh... L.V.L: aren’t you gonna save something? Link: Maybe, you got some drugs? L.V.L: Which one? Crack, Marijuana, Speed Bomb, Cocaine or my special combination of all of them
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02-25-2008, 06:00 PM
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so far...so good.. (hey you..the Thingy is mine)
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