(com) OoT Parody [T]

[Ganon001]

Hello everyone! Im making a funny parody about Link in OoT! PLZ comment for each chapter and report any grammatical error in it! Lets start this mad parody, shall we? Here goes!

Chapter 1:
Link's Nightmare...

Link's House...

*snore*

Link: Oh no! Its... its... NAVI! EEEEEEP! Someone help!

Navi: HEY! LISTEN! LOOK!

Link: Stop it! Please! I beg you!

???: Having fun?

Link: Who's there? At least is someone who isn't another Navi... right?

???: WRONG!!

Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Navi#2: HELLO!HY!ALO!

Link: AAAH! A Navi that greets you! EEEEEEEP!

???: Merhahaha!

Link: AAAAAAAAAH! Its Ganondorf! At least hes not Navi!

???: WRONG!

Link: But... how?

Navi#3: Merhahaha! Merhahaha! MERHAHAHA!

Link: A Navi that laughs like Ganon? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Outside Link's Nightmare:

???: Must. Reach. Link!

???: Getting. Closer!

???: OUCH! Entering. House!

Back to Link's Dream:

Link: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! A NAVI INVASION! OOOOOOOOOOOH GOD!

Navies: SAY!LISTEN!GOOD!HEY!BYE!LOOK!

Back outside Link's Dream:

???: WAKE UP!

???: HEY! WAKE UP!!

*hits Link's head*

???: I SAID, WAKE UP!!!

Link: AAAAAAAH! Oh... im... awake...

???: HEY! AM I SUPPOSE TO HELP THIS THING BE HRYULE'S HOPE?!

Link: Who... are you?

???: Why, im Navi!

Link: NAVI? AAH!!!!!!!!!11111111ONEONE!!!111

Navi: Oops! Sorry! I meant Navi... Jr!

Link: Oh... EEEEEEEP! Navi!!!!!!!1111oneone!!! But, Jr!!!

Navi Jr: Would you stop it!

Link: Ok! I had a Navi trauma the psycologist said...

Link's Flashback...

Doct J: Yo, yo! What ya prob, L?

Link: I have a fear...

Doct J: *laughs* Yo, yo! How can da Hero of Time fear something?

Link: Its horrible! Worse than Ganon!

Doct J: *puts trauma face* What worse than the G Dog?

Link: Its, its... NAVI!

Doct J: *laughs and falls from chair* A fairy?

Link: *puts anger face* Laugh all you want!

Doct J: *stops laughing* Ok, lets get serious. L, what you have is what we call a "traumaticazation personainkuz".

Link: Psyco guy say whaaaaaaaaa?

Doct J: You have a trauma on a person! L Dog, the only cure is either not talking to it or not thinking of it.

Link: Oh, thanks, c ya!

Flashback ends...

Navi Jr: Ooook...

Link: Um... shouln't we leave the house?

Navi Jr: Oh... yeah!

*Link and Navi leave the house*
*The screen turns black...*

PLZ Comment on this!

[Erimgard]

Pretty decent so far. I think it's amusing that the nightmares Link has are about Navi xD
Just remember that the Deku Tree mentions Link's nightmare in the game, so I'll be expecting a good Navi-related joke

It was a tad confusing/hard to follow at first though because it kept switching back and forth between real world and dream and real navi and dream navis.
Didn't really like the Doctor character, but I doubt he's a main character so it won't make much difference on the rest of the story.
Also, Link isn't supposed to know about Ganondorf or any of that stuff yet. It's fine if you make him know about it, just make it funny. Like you can throw in jokes about how he knows stuff he shouldn't know yet [maybe because he has played Ocarina of Time before ]
Anyway, keep it up. This could be good

[Ganon001]

Originally Posted by Erimgard

Pretty decent so far. I think it's amusing that the nightmares Link has are about Navi xD
Just remember that the Deku Tree mentions Link's nightmare in the game, so I'll be expecting a good Navi-related joke

It was a tad confusing/hard to follow at first though because it kept switching back and forth between real world and dream and real navi and dream navis.
Didn't really like the Doctor character, but I doubt he's a main character so it won't make much difference on the rest of the story.
Also, Link isn't supposed to know about Ganondorf or any of that stuff yet. It's fine if you make him know about it, just make it funny. Like you can throw in jokes about how he knows stuff he shouldn't know yet [maybe because he has played Ocarina of Time before ]
Anyway, keep it up. This could be good

Thanks for comment! The doct isn't a main character! Hes just a random idiot for random moments...

[Ganon001]

Chapter 2:
Link's Trials to reach a tree... Deku Tree

Link: Um... what are we suppose to do now?

Navi: I don't know.

Me: I though all the characters had a script >_>

Link: Oh, yes! Welcome to KFC, may I take your order?

Me: Yes I would like some fried potatoes with some THATS NOT THE SCRIPT ketchup!

Link: We don't have that kind of... script?... Oh...

Me: Would you like some refresh on the script?

Link: Yes...?

Me: "Now you steal... I MEAN, borrow the Kokiri's Sword and a Deku Shield"

Link: Oh... where was that again?

Me: *slaps Link in face* Just wander through the forest!

Link: Ok?

Navi: Let's get going...

(After hours of searching for the sword and shield, they didn't find it. But in their search for those items, they managed to get a lot of Rupees.)

Me: *sign* Um Link...

Link: Yes?

Me: I have been thinking...

Link: What?

Me: How many Links does it takes to change a light bulb?

Navi & Link: How many?

Me: None because they are in front of the Kokiri's Sword!

Navi & Link: Doooooooiiiihp!

Me: YOU'RE INFRONT OF THE F*****N SWORD!!

Navi: Listen you piece 'o crap!

Me: *writes "Navi dies mysteriously*

Navi: Agh! Gurgh!... (faints)

Link: Um... OK... what just happened?

Me: Nothing just continue the script...

Link: And Lazlo was hes name'o!

Me: LINK! THATS CARTOON NETWORK!

Link: Oh... sorry!

Me: How did ya get a Cartoon Network job?

Link: I rape... I MEAN... I... uh... um well... lets just say I "persuaded" Bugs Bunny...

Me: Oooooooooook? Um, listen Link, why don't we....

(Screen turns black and Link appears in front of the Deku Tree)

Deku T: Thouht thy hither thee?

Link: What in the name of Ganondorf's butt he said?

Me: I think hes saying he wants a prostate exam... (hahaha! what an idiot is Link!)

Link: Ok! *Link approaches the Deku Tree and, CLING! CLANG! DING! DONG! The tree somehow blushes...*

Deku T: Wiiiiiiiiiiiihoooooo! Du da le gong tu tem falan!

Link: I feel strange...

Me: *laughs out loud, falls from chair and stands back up*

Link: Whats the matter?

Me: Its just that you *laughs* Oh nothing!

Link: Eew! I have something in my hand!

*Item Description Box appears...*

Du da da daaaaaaaaaam!
You have acquired the Deku's Gum! With this you can... um... eew! (Lets humiliate Link!) You can rub it in your face and turn into a hamburger!

Link: Oh boy! Yoopy! *covers face in gum*

Me & Box: *laugh, fall from chair and stay in floor*

Link: And yes I look like... OH MY GOD! THIS IS DEKU...

Box: End of chapter!

[Wolf O'donnell]

good work bro'!
I read both and i like how you "made" stuff up like navi "mysteriously" dying
and how you made fun of deku gum

P>S why did you not annouce this in that utopia or to me??!!

[Wolf O'donnell]

HEY AREENT YOU GONNA POST ANOTHER CHAPTER BRO??????

I didnt want to double post but i had to