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My OoT Parody
This is my Oot Parody. I'll try to update it at least once every 2 day's. Anyway here we go.
Chapter 1 Deku Tree: Navi come hither. Navi: YES GREAT DEKU TREE! Deku Tree: First of all, STOP YELLING! Go to the boy without a fairy. Navi: O.K! *2 minutes later* Navi: WAKE UP LINK! Link: Oh crap! what do you want? Navi: THE GREAT DEKU TREE WANTS TOO SEE YOU! Link: What does the Great Deku Tree want? Navi: THE GREAT DEKU TREE WANTS TOO SEE YOU! Link: Why do you have to yell so loud?!?!? Dark Link!!!!!!: It's in the script. Link: Who said that? Dark Link!!!!!!: The writer of this Parody. Link: What ever let's just go... *whispering*and get rid of Navi. Navi: WHAT DID YOU SAY LINK? Link: I SAID SHUT UP NAVI!!! Mido: You shan't pass without a protection. Link: ... Me: He means you need to get the Kokiri Sword & The Deku Shield Navi: A DU-DU SHIELD?!? Link & Dark Link!!!!!!: A DEKU SHIELD!!!! Shop Keeper: What do you want? Link: A Deku Shie... Dark Link!!!!!!: It costs 40 Rupee's. Link: Shizz Nit's! Navi: LINK, I KNOW WHERE THE KOKIRI SWORD IS AT. Link: Where? Navi: FOLLOW ME! *after endless hours of searching & a stop at Burger King, Navi Finialy got Link back to the store with 41 Rupee's & a sword* Link:  1 DEKU SHIELD!!!!!!!! *the shop keeper gets so afraid of Link's anger, Link get's a free shield. Link: Move aside Mido. Deku Tree: You have returned...Navi & with...Link I see. End of Chapter 1. Tell me what you think.
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02-07-2008, 07:50 PM
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lol, I think it could be a bit more funnier. I would like to see it as an animation or something.
But what can I say? I suck at writing script.  Good job.
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02-07-2008, 07:59 PM
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Well, it's okay, but it's pretty short. Not really enough time for any jokes to be presented.
Also, you should PM a mod and have this moved here: Fan Fiction - Zelda Universe Forums good luck with it!
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02-07-2008, 09:09 PM
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02-08-2008, 10:12 PM
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Chapter 2
Deku Tree: Link I've been cursed. Link: How? Mario: It'sa me, Mario! Link: What the hell are you doing here? Mario: Isn't thisa Bowser's Castle ina world 8-8? Link: No. Mario: Sorry. Wrong game. Deku Tree: As I was saying I... Luigi: I'ma Luigi and... Link: He went that way. Luigi: Ma-ma-meia! Deku Tree: I've been cursed by some crazy idiot in black. He said "Give Me the Kokiri Emerald or I will rape your Mama." Hay! Where's my baby brother at? Link: So what do you want me to do? Deku Tree: Enter inside me and kill the curse. Link: O.K. open your mouth. Dark Link!!!!!!: Sorry. Wrong answer. Link: *in a shocked state* You don't mean... Dark Link!!!!!!: Yep. The ass. *Link goes up the Great Deku Tree's Deku Hole* *phhttttt* Link: Navi what was that? Navi: I DON'T KNOW! DAMN IT SMELLS WORSE THAN **** IN HERE! Deku Tree: Sorry. End of Chapter 2. What do you think?
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02-08-2008, 10:16 PM
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Even Ganondorf loves cookies, eh humulos?
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A little better.
The problem is, if you're gonna have guest appearances like Mario and Luigi, you should make them actually have some importance. for instance, Mario and Luigi could BE the curse. Ganondorf could've used them to annoy/harm/attack/curse/whatever the Deku Tree or something. Or you could've saved the MArio/Luigi jokes for Hyrule Castle [since you can see them in the window] And if I were you, I wouldn't use words like 'retard'. Can be found pretty offensive by some people. Anyway, you're getting better, but put a little more thought into your jokes, and make the chapters longer. It's hard to develop good jokes when the chapters are so short. Also, I'd have a little less of the 'Me:' in the parody. It's funny, but already starting to get over used in just 2 short chapters o.0
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02-09-2008, 12:07 AM
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02-09-2008, 01:08 AM
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Chapter 3
*after getting out the ass, Link goes into a room & the door lock's* Link: Oh s**t! A Skull, Spider, Monster, Thing! AHHHH! *link opens the treasure chest* DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE FAIRY SLINGSHOT! Navi: LINK, JUMP INTO THAT GIANT WEB! Link: No way. Navi: I"LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU DO IT! Link: What's a dollar? Navi: I MEAN RUPEE! Link: I'm not doing it. Dark Link!!!!!!: Link just do what she says. Link: Alright. *Link jumps in the web* *Link gets hit by a Deku nut* Link: Ouch! Navi: HAY, WATCH OUT, LISTEN!! LINK, IT'S A DEKU SCRUB! USE YOUR SHIELD TO... Dark Link!!!!!!: I think he already knows Navi. Deku Scrub #1: To Kill the curse, use your Slingshot. *Link ignores the Scrub & goes into the Bosses Room* Mario: It'sa me, Mario! Luigi: I'ma Luigi, and I'ma going to win! Link: What the hell are you doing here, & where's Queen Golma at? Mario: She'sa on vacation & we'rea taking hera place! Navi: ENOUGH WITH THE A'S!!! Mario & Luigi: O.K. Link: So aren't we going to fight? Mario: Oha...I mean Oh right. Link: Bowser kidnapped Peach & Daisy! Mario & Luigi:Ma-ma-mea! *Mario & Luigi rush out of room. A blue light appearers on floor* Deku Tree: You broke the curse I see, but I am still doomed. Link: Why? Deku Tree: Probably from smoking weed. Dark Link!!!!!! Don't forget steroid's. Link: No wonder you're so big. Deku Tree: Take this & go find the princess of destiny. DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE KOKIRI EMERALD! *Link goes out the Kokiri Forest* Saira: Link, I knew you would leave the forest one day. Because you are diffrent from us. But that doesn't mean we can't be friend's. I want you to have this Ocarina. When you play it, I hope you will remember me and come back to the forest. DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE FAIRY OCARINA! Link: Finaly something stupid doesn't happen. * Dark Link!!!!!! goes back & edit's the script* Saira: When you play it, I hope you will *pttthhhhh* remember me & come back to the forest. DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE FAIRY OCARINA! Link: What's that smell? *Link leave's before Saira answer's* End of Chapter3 What do you think?
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02-09-2008, 05:37 AM
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Chapter 1 was okay
Chapter 2 was funny Chapter 3 was lame
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The dungeon was way too short man. I realize that it was just the first dungeon, but ya gotta put more into it. I need to see Link killing some people!
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02-09-2008, 09:34 PM
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Dark Link, I think I wasnt clear enough. What I meant was that you should make things longer in your parody. All you did was add two or three of your chapters in one, which made it look all rushed up and worse than your other two chapters. Look at other padories to see if you can find some inspiration there (I said INSPIRATION. Do not copy other's ideas). Here is the work of a master on he subject: (com)OOT Parody - 3x Link [T]
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02-09-2008, 09:57 PM
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Chapter 4
Navi: COME ON LINK! LET'S GO TO HYRULE CASTLE TOWN TO FIND THE PRINCESS OF DESTINY! Link: I wonder who she is. Dark Link!!!!!!: It's going to be Zelda. Link: I bet 500 rupees it's not. Dark Link!!!!!!: It's a deal. *Link arrives at Castle Town* Travailing Merchant: Map of Hyrule only 99 rupee's! Link: I'll take it. DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT MAP OF HYRULE FOR 99 RUPEE'S! IT ONLY HAS CASTLE TOWN ON IT! YOU GOT RIPED OFF! Navi: WE SHOULD GET TO THE CASTLE NOW! Malon: Boy n gren! Com her! *Link walks toward Malon* Malon: U'r gong 2 casl rit? My dade wnt 2 dlevr mlk & hasn't cam bak. Cod u tak ths cucco eg & wn it hach's, us it 2 wak my dade? Link: ...ok? DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT A CUCCO EGG! WHEN IT HATCHES IN THE MORNING, USE IT TO WAKE THE GIRL'S DADDY! Link: Dos she alwas tlk lik shes txtng? Gr8 now shes got me dong it. Dark Link!!!!!!: Yup she does, and every one talks like that when they are first introduced to text talk. Navi: COL! NOW I SOND AL GANSTR! Link: Navi, r u alrit? Navi: WER IS MY PONE AT. HA LNK THR'S A GINT TRE BHIND U. Link: She's hi rit? Dark Link!!!!!!: Yup Link: alrit navi we ned 2 go ^ that slop, rol & hid bhnd d tre's, clim d rok wal, jmp in d mot, sim or wa acros, wak ^ d man, mov d box of fary slngsot's, jmp acros d gap, & snek past d rst of d gard's. Navi: Y IS EVRY THNG MAD OF FARY'S?!? Link: tank god d gard's didn't her u. let's go. *Link did every thing he said & got his voice back* Navi: LNK LOK! PICTR'S OF D MARO BRO'S! *The young maiden turns around* Dark Link!!!!!!: Told You. Link: Crap! *Link hand's Dark Link!!!!!! 500 rupee's then walks up to Zelda.* *Dark Link!!!!!! talks to Navi while Link talks to Zelda* Navi: COD U CHANG D SCRPT SO I'M A KOKIRI & LNK'S A FARY? Dark Link!!!!!!: 3 reason's why not to. 1. You'ld just kill your self. 2. Link's not a Kokiri, he's a hyilian. & 3. You don't have ANY idea what so ever how anoying you are to Link. Navi: LET'S EVES DROP ON THERE CONVERSATION! Dark Link!!!!!! OK. Zelda: So let's go to my bedroom. *When the door closes, Navi fly's up to the door & Dark Link!!!!!! goes through the script* Navi: I WONDER WHAT THERE DOING IN THERE! Dark Link!!!!!!: *while looking at the script in a shocked state* I don't think you want to know. (on the other side of the door) *1 min of clothes rustling* *2 hours of bed squeaking* *3 hours of snoring* *Bed squeaking until Dawn of the 2nd Day* Navi: FINIALY! HEY! ISN'T DAWN OF THE ______ DAY IN MM? *Link come's out of Zelda's room* Navi: WHAT WHERE YOU DOING IN THERE LINK? Limk: Helping Zelda get the squeak out of her bed. Navi: THEN WHAT WAS THE RUSTLING SOUND? Link: Zelda geting ut of her good clothes. Navi: THE SQUEAKING NOISE? Link: The bed. If you don't beleave me, look for you'r self. *Navi see's tool's every where* Navi: OH! *Link start's to leave* Impa: The story the princess told you yeterday is true. She told me to teach this song to you. Left Up Right Left Up Right. DA DA DA DA! YOU LEARNED ZELDA'S LULLABY! IT HAS STRANGE POWER'S ON THE PEOPLE OF HYRULE Impa: I'll help you sneak past the guard's, Link. *Link & Impa go out to Hyrule Field* Impa: Go to Death Mountain. *Link stat's to walk to Death Mountain* Navi: HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK OUT! LISTEN! Link: GOD D**N NAVI! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE ****ING H**L UP? I MEAN GOOD ****ING GOD... Dark Link!!!!!!: Ok time to teleport. *Dark Link!!!!!! whistles "Down A Down A Right Down Right Down* End of Chapter 4. What do you think?
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02-11-2008, 09:26 PM
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Sorry for double posting. Anyway, here's the chapter
Chapter 5 Part One Dark Link!!!!!!: Hello Link! We're here! Link: FINALY! *Crap drop's from Navi's "donkey" & Navi is wimpering* Dark Link!!!!!!: Great! Now you got Navi so scared, she's craping herself! You know what? I'm going to take Navi & leave you to find out how to solve the Dungon all by yourself. Come on Navi. Navi: thank you. Link: Ahh there just going to come back later when I'm beging for help. Goron 1: OH MY GOD IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON! Goron 2: GET HIM! Goron 1: LET'S SHOW HIM HOW IT FEELS TO BE FORCED ON! Micheal Jackson: WHAT HE SAID! Link: What the hell! *link see's he look's like Micheal Jackson* Micheal Jackson Link(MJL): DARK LINK!!!!!!, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!! Goron Leader: Wait! I know another way to get him to stop comeing here. We'll make him get the Dordondogo's out of the cave! MJL: That's why I came. Goron Leader: Good! *meanwhile* Navi: Dark Link, can I ask you a question? Dark Link: You already did. Navi: Can I see the script? Dark Link!!!!!!: Why? Navi: Remember what rappened in Chapter 4? Dark Link!!!!!!: Yes. *Flash Back* Quote:
Dark Link!!!!!!: Ok. *while you were in the restroom during the middle of the conversation above, MJL had goten Bomb's* DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT BOMB'S THESE ARE FILLED TO THR BRIM WITH GORON EXPLODING POWDER THAT...EXPLODES! WARNING: DON'T SHOVE A LIT BOMB UP YOUR ASS! MJL: Good. Now just 1 more room before I get to the bridge. *MJL goes into the next room* Goron 1: Welcome to the "Are You A Goron" TV show! Today's winner will get a ...DOOR KEY! Today's Category Is...WHO IS THE MOST MICHEAL JACKSON! today we have a Goron Micheal Jackson, a Hylian Micheal, & a Kokiri Micheal Jackson! End Of Chapter 5 Part 1. So what do you think? If you read i befor I get the chance, I'll change Goron Leader to the proper name. Sorry if it was to short, but it's only part one.
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Chapter 4 and 5 are a huge improvement.
Chapter 4 was pretty funny. Chapter 5 was funny I guess.
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Just like OmegaDeathGod said, these chapters were a huge improvement, but they were still a little short and you have to work a bit more on the jokes. Even if the chapters are longer now, you're making them really rushed. I can see it will take you two short chapters to get through with this dungeon and that's really rushed.
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Hmm...
I like it, I mean, it makes me giggle. Just try to squeeze more jokes in there, like OmegaDeathGod and TRICKSTER said. ;3
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Part 2 MJL: Ok. Look's like I have to do this. Goron 1: The First Event is to pick out a little boy out of the crowed. Every boy has a note card with them. Gay's have a and are worth 10 point's, Bi's will have a :glare and are worth 0 point's, and Straight's have a  and are worth -5 point's. You can only pick 3 kid's. Whoeer come's in 1st & 2nd place goes to the final round. 4...3...2...1...*Make's fart noise that sound's like a gun*. GMJ: Him, him, and him. HMJ: That one, that one, & that one. MJL: That one, him, & the one over there. Goron 2: Ok! We'll show you the score right after this break! Dark Link!!!!!! to the people reading this: Ok. Use this time to do what you got to do. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............................. Goron 2: Here is the score! KMJ 5 HMJ 0 GMJ 15 Goron 3: Time for the final round! This Part Of The Story Has Been Classified As Very Inappropriate And Has Been Forced To Be Changed Into Numbers. 715181514: 54973150349781300545497206498721605846575031973150 04679483110467938843454076784046970494513104967804 50146497283644076497842134678945072431645797840464 97014642476745404642424543241547079044502465404652 5016791049424640791046470464! Sorry For The Inconvenience. We Are Now Back To Your Regular Scheduled Program Already In Progress. Goron 3: And the winner is...KMJ! MJL: Alright! Goron 3: Well that was 1 10049720972498104648015421 show. Goron 1: Here's your prize. DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT A KEY! MJL: Now to go to that bridge. MJL: 1 bomb 1 eye. 2 bomb's 2 eye's *Dungon rumble's* *MJL enter's door* MJL: Ok let's see. I need to get up to that big block, push it off the side, push it into the hole, go in the door, find the boss and kill it. Man I need to learn to stop talking to myself. * MJL pushes the block off the wall, ito the hole, & open's the Boss Door* QUEEN DORDONDOGO (QDDD) QDDD: Hungry. MJL: What? QDDD: Need food. MJL: How about a bomb? QDDD: Not bad from Micheal Jackson. *QDDD eat's the bomb...SACK!* QDDD: Oh No! *QDDD dies & MJL goes up into a blue light* Goron Leader: Thank You for saveing our cave young boy. We sent Micheal Jackson in but he never came out. We will give you this. DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE GORON RUPY! Link: ...! ALRIGHT I'M BACK TO NORMAL! Dark Link!!!!!! & Navi: Did you learn your lesson? Link: Nope End of Chapter 5 Part 2. Lay the info on me.
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Chapter 6 Dark Link!!!!!!: Well, one more dungeon. Link: Where. Navi: At Zora's Domain. Link I'm Hungry. Can We Go To Lon-Lon Ranch. Link: *While Sighing* Alright. Malon: Hlo boy n gren. I want 2 tank u 4 wakng my dade up. Oh! Tat's a prite Ocarina u hav. Can I tech u a song? I cal it "Epona's Song". Up Left Right Up Left Right. DA DA DA DA! U LRND EPONA'S SONG! US IT 2 CAL EPONA! Malon: If u want 2 c my Dade, go nsid d hows. Link: O...k? Talon: Quote:
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