MM-Themed Bel-Air Rap

[Average Gamer]

*After standing up for the people of Termina in the Skull Kid: Misguided Messenger thread, and watching a friend of mine get rickrolled, I came up with the idea for this. I'm saying this now: this is in no way a serious work, and I'm just putting it up here because I'm bored.

So, here's a Bel Air version of the Four Giants story, which told by Anju's Grandmother in MM.*

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Now this is a story all about how
Our lives got flipped, turned upside-down
And we'd like to take a minute, just to tell ya
How four weird orange giants saved Termina

In West Clock Town
Born and Raised
On the North playground's where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, relaxin' at the Great Fairy's pool
Hangin' with the Giants, who seemed pretty cool
When a weird wooden guy
Who was up to no good
Somehow found his way to our neighborhood
The Giants went to sleep and he was all "No way,"
So he started genocide and was acting all gay

We whistled for the Giants and when they came near
They looked freakin' pissed and you could smell the imp's fear
They gave the imp a really mean glare
and said "Skull Kid, die, or go back to up there!"

The imp shook in fear and granted their wish
and he stormed outta' there quakin' like a *****
we looked out our windows and all seemed fair
because the Giants got that murderous imp outta' our hair

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So, what do you think?

[TRICKSTER]

Now this is a story all about how
Our lives got flipped, turned upside-down
And we'd like to take a minute, just to tell ya
How four weird orange giants saved Termina

That was the only part I think could've been better, as for everything else... LMAO!!!! Nice one.

[Zien]

....LOL, ah very funny. Poor wooden like skull kids.

[Hylian_Travis]

haha really good

[Average Gamer]

Thanks for reviewing. I noticed that I accidentally put was in twice, so I've edited it.