Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass Parody (Spoilers! Beware!!)

((I'm doing this while playing PH. Sue me!))

Prologue- A Ghostly Ship

*cough!*

???: Ahem... I will now tell a vast and wonderful story about a fair legend that happened not long ago... Once there was a pirate queen called Tetra. She rode on a vast ship with a bunch of handsome pirates. When she came to one little island, she noticed a small boy garbed in green... Ah skipping the vast majority of the really cool stuff that went on between the island and... Ah yes there... Ack... Stupid paper... Move! Anyways, she became a princess, got captured by an evil wizard named Ganondoof... Ganondorf sorry and was saved by the young lad! Well Link! How did you like my paper cut outs?

Link: *snore*

Niko: ACK! I spent fricken forever going through Tetra's diaries and cutting out pages for it! I wish someone would like it.

Tetra: OI! LINK! *shakes Link up* Wake up! You and Niko were supposed to be on lookout for that ghost ship!

Link: *continues to sleep, ignoring Tetra.*

Tetra: What a hero!

Pirate: SHIP AHOY!

Ghost ship randomly appears. You can hear the song "Happy Happy Joy Joy' in the background on the ship before slowly turning off.

Tetra: Burrr... Using that song makes me really chilly. Ah well! Time to get onto this so called Pirate ship!

Tetra jumps onto the ship, where randomly she screams as lightning strikes in the background. The ship slowly moves off, but Link wakes up and rushes towards the ship. He dangles from his left hand, trying to pull himself up, before falling into the ocean below.

Niko: Think we should help the lad?

Pirate: We used the last flotation device on you last week, and it would ruin the storyline.

Niko: Ah yes.... Let's go raid Tetra's dairy!

Pirates: PARTY!

Uh.. meh.

Sorry, but... yeah. It's so-so in quality. You seem to be skipping some of the interesting talking, which some of, I'm sure, has the potential to be really funny.

Yeah, it could be better, as Helmaroc said. The only funny thing I spotted was when they were talking about ruining the storyline.

yea....make the next chapter funnier...