[com] Super Mario Bros. NES Parody [G/T]

I know what your thinking, "A mario parody on a ZELDA forum?" yup, a mario parody.

I hate to say this, but i'm quitting my WW Parody. I didn't like it very much, and sort of got old. So, hopefully this parody I came up with is original. (and not get as old.) One reason I stopped doing my WW parody is because there are lots of Zelda game parodies and it's hard to keep things original. Hopefully, you will like this parody.

Thoughts are in parenthesis.
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The Super Mario Bros. NES Parody



Prolouge:




In a world where my car was like- wait, wrong story... oh, here we are. In a world where mushrooms grow tall and vast beyond the clouds and mushrooms are eatable and some make you grow big, a kingdom where two plumbers named Mario and Luigi are known and well famous, a kingdom called: The Mushroom Kingdom.



Mario and Luigi's house...


Alarm Clock: Ding ding ding ding ding, yes, I am an alarm clock that SAYS "ding".

Mario: *wakes up* Hrrm, ummm, ughh... SHUT UP ALARM CLOCK!!!!

Alarm Clock: Ok, ok, sheesh, what does an alarm clock have to do to get some respect?

Mario: To shut up and let me sleep longer.

Alarm Clock: Oh, you should have said something.

Mario: I did. *falls back asleep*


Later...


Toad: *busts through door* MARIO! LUIGI!

Mario: *gets up fast* Whoa! What is it?

Toad: Bowser created a portal to another demension and took princess Peach with him!

Mario: Well what are you waiting for Toad, go save her!

Toad: I was expecting you to do that, after all, you and Luigi are the "Dynamic Duo Magical Mushroom Eating Plumbers!"

Mario: I didn't know we were called that!

Toad: I evesdropped on you and Luigi and I know what you and your brother do in your spare time...

Mario: What?

Toad: Oh come on, "Magical Mushroom Eating Plumbers"....

Mario: ... Hey, I'll have you know those are eatable mushrooms that... that... have a magical... effect... BUT THEY AREN'T SHI-

Toad: Mario, don't say that word!

Mario: ... Taki mushrooms.

Toad: That's more like it, now go save the Princess!

Mario: OK. *walks out of door* Hey, wait, Luigi! *walks back in house* Luigi, wake up!

Luigi:*still asleep* *snore*................

Mario: ........Luigi?......... I'm calling Dr. Mario, he isn't breathing again. *calls Dr. Mario*


Later...


Dr. Mario: Dr. Mario, at your service!

Mario: Good, it's about time you came you 2 hours late doctor. Why do you look like a carbon copy of me?

Dr. Mario: ... (i'm not answering that question.) So, what seems to be the trouble with Luigi?

Mario: I think you need to give him the defibrillator. he kind of... stopped.

Dr. Mario: Thats too bad. *gives Luigi defibrillator procedure*


Luigi: *gets hit with difibrillator* UNNGGGHHHH! ..... *scratches head*... Hey bro, wassup.

Mario: Bowser took Peach to another demension, that's what's up!

Luigi: Whoa! I wasn't expecting a plan like that from Bowser!


Mario: We gotta go save her, let's go!

Luigi: But: But Mario, your still in your underwear.

Mario: Oh come on Luigi, Underwhere, you know i've been there before, and so have you, that joke is so old.

Luigi: Oh man, he figured it out. *goes outside with Mario*

Toad: Come on, i'll show you where the portal is! *runs like crazy*

Mario: How can we keep up with him if he runs like this?

Luigi: *starts running very fast* PANCAKES!!!

Mario: What about pancakes?

Luigi: I forgot to eat them for breakfast.

Mario: We don't eat breakfast --scratch that -- We don't eat at all.

Toad: Here we are, the portal that peach was taken into.

Mario: This portal doesn't look too inviting...

Toad: It's a portal for King Toad's sake, it doesn't have to be pretty, or inviting to go in.

Luigi: That thing could suck us up and never spit us back out!

Toad: Exactly my friends, thats why we are sending you in there, not us.

Mario: Well, I guess I could go in the portal, if I don't die. *jumps in*

Luigi: Mario! ok... calm down Luigi, it's just a portal... *sigh*... 1... 2... *gets pushed* AGGGHHHH!!!

Toad: I'm so glad that I told Mayor Toad that I was going to do all the work, so all I have to relax and wait for their arrival, then get my money from the mayor.


Meanwhile, back in the portal...


Mario: Where are we?

Luigi: We're definatly not in Kansas anymore...

Mario: We never were in Kansas.

Limbo: Welcome to Limbo! Here you stay and wait for the tele-

Mario: Hey, are you crazy?!? This creative parodist is trying to be creative, SO NO CAMEOS FROM PREVIOUS PARODIES!!!

Limbo: Ok, fine... *disappears*

Luigi: *slowly evaporating* Mario...

Mario: Yeas?

Luigi: I'M EVAPORATING!!!

Mario: Holy $#!7!!! *gets evaporated*



Luigi: Where are we?

Mario: Why is everything so... 8-Bit?

Goomba: *gasp* Nobody is allowed to say the "8 B" word in this kingdom!

Luigi: Mario, we're 8-Bit as well.

Goomba: *gasp* You said it again! I guess only a song about it can make you stop... HIT IT! Goomba, Goomba, Goomba Dee Doo, I have another puz-

Mario: *stomps* That's a relief, now lets go get Peach!


Will Mario and Luigi save Peach? Probably, that's how most stories turn out, didn't you know that?
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So, did you like it? I know it's short, and probably not that funny, but it's the story part. I hope it's original.

Heheh, this is pretty funny. I liked the singing Goomba part; the Willy Wonka reference worked very well there. I'd like to see how this one turns out, though I do hate that you quit your WW parody... Ah, well, I think this'll be better.

My only suggestion is to give Mario and Luigi more distinct personalities. Sometimes I think one of them's talking when in realitiy it's not. See if you can make it to where one could read the Mario Bros' dialogue without really having to look at their names. Other than that, well done. Keep it up

Ok, here is the first chapter! Sorry for the short chapters, it's hard to make such a short level to be a long chapter. Possibly funnier.

Thanks for the constructive criticism, Yottabyte.
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Chapter 1: World 1-1



Mario: Come on Luigi, lets go!

Luigi: Ok, lettsa go!

Mario: *hits block* *mushroom comes out* Luigi, a mushroom!

Luigi: Man, i've been craving for one all day.

Mario: We've only been awake for 30 minutes.

Luigi: Well, maybe it was yesterday.

Mario: The mushroom's sliding away! *mushroom goes behind left of screen* *hits wall* Ow! What the-

Luigi: An invisable wall! Cool, just like the Super Mario Bros!

Mario: You idiot, we ARE the Super Mario Bros. I think.

Luigi: SWEET!

Mario: Lets go Luigi!

Luigi: Coming! *sees pipes* What's with the stupid pipes?

Mario: Who cares, lets jump it. *jumps*

Luigi: *jumps* Wow Mario, you can jump high!

Mario: I hope you can jump those pipe over there. *points*

Luigi: Holy busquick feces weasles!!!

Mario: *jumps* I made it Luigi! It's like we have moon gravity or something!

Luigi: Awsome! *jumps* Man, that was cool *jumps over to third pipe* Mario, I gotta take a crap, so i'm going to use it this pipe. *sits down* *gets sucked into pipe* Mario, help!

Mario: Luigi... Luigi? Where did he go? Oh well, i'll find him later. *sees a very shiny block* Another mushroom block! *hits* What the heck is that thing?

Game Genie: Hello, I am the Game Genie, created by the Galoob gods!

Mario: What do you do?

Game Genie: I grant you one wish in each level you go through, but, You have to think of a random code that has no numbers and only six characters.

Mario: Hmm, so there are levels here? *takes* *sees Luigi* Luigi! Is that you?

Luigi: Yeah, who else do you know that hase no chin, green over-alls and green hat with an "L" on it?

Mario: Lots of people!

Luigi: Riiiiiiiiiiight... What's that thing in your pocket?

Mario: Oh, that thing, it's called the Game Genie, he grants one wish in each level we go through.

Luigi: Cool, I wish to have-

Mario: No, his wishes aren't granted that way, you have to think of a random code that is six characters long and has no numbers.

Luigi: Hmm, I - K - A - A - A - E

Game Genie: *configures* Your wish has been granted.

Mario: Whoa! I think I ate some shrooms or something, i'm halucinating!

Luigi: I'm halucinating too, LOOK, I see a bunch of Bowsers that don't have a head!

Mario: Yeah, I see what your talking about.

Luigi: Man, you really are halucinating is you can actually see what i'm talking about!

Mario: No, I saw that Bowser thing you were talking about.

Luigi: Oh. Game Genie, made this code go away!

Game Genie: I can't, you have to beat the level for it to go away.

Mario: Luigi, look what you did, you screwed us up.

Luigi: Sorry Mario.


After countless hours of jumping over enemies and objects that aren't really there, they see a flagpole...


Mario: I think I see a flagpole.

Luigi: Maybe that's the end of the level, the mark or something, a checkpoint maybe. I don't know.

Mario: All I know is that King Toad died today, so let's put the flag at half-mass.

Luigi: Good idea. *jumps toward flagpole* *flag comes all the way down*

Mario: Half-mass Luigi!

Luigi: Mario, I see a sign that says, " Pull flag all the way down, walk through the pole, go through the door beyond the flagpole to accees the pipe to the next level.

Mario: Oh please, your just halucinating.

Luigi: Well, i'm over here at the pipe, waiting for you.

Mario: Ok, i'm coming. *raises flag* *pulls flag down* *goes through pole* *enters door*

Luigi: See, I told you I wasn't halucinating.

Mario: I guess you weren't. *goes through pipe*

Luigi: *goes though pipe*


What will happen next? I don't know, that for you to read and find out on the next chapter.
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So, how is the first chapter? Better distenquished character personalities? Funnier?

SIDENOTE: The game genie codes are actual codes that do what they do on my parody, you can use then if you like.

I have a new chapter! W00t!

It's longer than the previous chapter.
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Chapter 2: World 1-2



Mario: *falls* AAAAGGGHHHH!!!

Luigi: *falls* WII!!!

Mario: *hits ground* Upppfhh!

Luigi: *still falling* woohoo!!! *hovers around and lands safely on ground* That was fun!

Mario: How did you fly like that!?!

Luigi: The power of the GAME GENIE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAG!!!

Mario: What code is it?

Luigi: I'll tell you for 5 coins.

Mario: Oh fine. *hands Luigi coins*

Luigi: I am the ultimate code-figure-outer, like the Swiffer-Picker-Upper!

Mario: ....Okaaay... so what was the code?

Luigi: It was PigSoap without the "S"

Mario: Hmm....


An hour later...


Mario: ........ P-I-G-O-A-P?

Luigi: YES!!! FINALLY, I WAS WAITING FOR THE PAST HOUR!!! MY GOD, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE OUT MATH PROBLEMS!?!

Mario: Instantly.

Luigi: What's the Square Root of-

Mario: 24!

Luigi: But... but... but... It took you so long to figure Pigsoap - "S", and I didn't even finish the question I was saying!

Mario: I can't figure out problems that have minus "1" in them.

Luigi: But it didn't.

Mario: Well, technically, it's like saying that pigsoap is to 6 as "S" is to 1, so it did sort of kinda possibly maybe most likly have a "1" in it.

Luigi: ....??? Forget it, lets go get to the end of this level.

Mario: fine. *goes off*


Mario and Luigi go off and stumble upon a pirahna plant...


Pirahna Plant: Yo yo yo, whatup you mustasheoids!

Mario and Luigi: Mustasheoids?

Mario: We are a whole classified race?

Pirahna Plant: Dur, you didn't know dat homedawgs?

Luigi: Uhhh, no.

Mario: URRRAAAGGGHHHH!!! *sticks hand out* *crushes Pirahna Plant with the Force*

Pirahna Plant: URRGGGHHH!!! *fart* *dies*

Luigi: Whoa! How did you do that?

Mario: The powers of the Game Genie.

Luigi: But the Game Geni-

Mario: With the power of the Game Genie.

Luigi: But-

Mario: WITH THE POWERS OF THE GAME GENIE!!! Damn, how many times do I have to say it to get it through your skull.

Luigi: I still don't know how you did that, the Game Genie only lets us have one code per level, and the code we have on right now is the flying code.

Mario: Oh yeah, I forgot, let's fly over to the end of this level.

Luigi: Ok. (I still don't know how he did that.)

Mario: Hey, I see a wierd turtle thing.

Koopa: Hey yo, no flying or walking or running or stepping on or above, or around my Turf! Espesially no pulling on my Turf!

Luigi: Well, to some extent, I am pulling on your turf, my Gravitational Pull is somewhat tugging on you turf.

Koopa: You better *censored* off my *bleep* turf or else i'll *censored* kill you and rip the sh- oops that one almost slipped out. *blur* out of you colen!!!

Mario: You should have just shut up you know.

Luigi: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME!?!

Mario: Because, your the only one around here right now, I didn't even say anything to him.

Luigi: Oh. *sees pipe* Look, another pipe, Mario!

Mario: Thank you Captain Obvious!

Luigi: Hey! You said the creator of this parody was going to be creative and no cameos, or referances to any other parody or from his previous parody, and now your making referances to Captain Obvious and thats been used way to much.

Mario: I guess your right. *lands* *goes into pipe*

Luigi: *lands* *goes into pipe*



Mario: Hey, were back in the first level.

Luigi: What the hell?

Mario: Lets just bring the flag on that pole down and get back out of this level.

Luigi: But Mario, I think that if coupons are eatable since the chocolate gets malt balls then I do are equal a pancake.

Mario: In English, please.

Luigi: If we beat this level again then we will go back to the second level and get stuck in a loop.

Mario: I don't think that's possible because of one thing.

Luigi: What is it?

Mario: Bowser has never made it to where we can't save Peach, I mean we've saved that sassy, no-good, Richy Rich everytime she got her ass kidnanapped.

Luigi: Hmm, I don't know, lets just beat this level and find out.

Mario: Ok, it's worth a try. *beats level*

Luigi: *beats level*



Will Mario and Luigi go through a loop and get stuck forever? Or will Bowser be so kind to let Mario and sidekick-


Luigi: Hey! I'm no sidekick!


Sorry. And his brother go through to the next level? Find out on Chapter 3: The *censored*


Parodist: You don't have the atthority to give out the name of the next chapter before it comes out, Narrator... Guy Face Man Person Dude! You're getting you @$$ sued big time, and your getting replaced.


Aww man... *dies*


Hello, i'm Narrator! I am your new narrator! Find out what happens to Mario and Luigi on the next chapter!
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So, better? Funnier? Constructive critisim is very helpful for me.

It's pretty good, but it could be longer, and have a bit more detail. That's kind of hard in a comedy, but you could work on Character develpoment. I also don't really like how it's like *Beats the level* because most fan fiction is like a game, but more like real. My suggestions: Work on all that, and it will be near perfection.

Funny. I liked the part where Mario couldn't figure out how to subtract "s" from PigSoap and when Luigi said something completely random and ment something completely sane. The killing the narrator thing was pretty funny and unexpected.

The only part I didn't care much for was where Mario used the Game Genie. That part confused me. Other than that, well done.

Originally Posted by Stoopidmahn

It's pretty good, but it could be longer, and have a bit more detail. That's kind of hard in a comedy, but you could work on Character develpoment. I also don't really like how it's like *Beats the level* because most fan fiction is like a game, but more like real. My suggestions: Work on all that, and it will be near perfection.

Thank you! Thank you very much for giving me good constructive critisim.

It's short because... well... the level is short and it's hard to make the chapters long, but i'll try to make it longer and more detailed.

Thank you Stoopidmahn, for the constructive critisim, I definatly will use it.

I got a new chapter I bought on Ebay... I mean wrote, so pop some pop-corn and watch the show!... I mean text.

I hope this chapter isn't too random.
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Chapter 3: World 1-3


Mario: See? I told you Bowser would keep us from saving Peach.

Luigi: *picking nose* Huh? Oh yeah, right, I agree that Bush has Alztiemers too.

Mario: Who's "Bush"?

Luigi: Oh, he is a person I made up.

G. Bush: Fool me once.... shame on me..... fool me twice.... can't, can't fool me again.

Mario: You came up with him?

Luigi: Yup.

Mario: *sigh* Let's go.



Luigi: What's with the conviently placed coins?

Mario: Those coins aren't "conviently" placed, they're at least 8 feet above our head!

Luigi: *counts feet* All of my feet are here.

Mario: WTF?!?

Luigi: Wheels Tackling Fruitcakes? Yeah, I hate em' too.

Stoopidmahn: Why am I in this parody?

Mario: Whoa! That was officialy the most random thing that has ever
happened to me in my life. Come on Luigi, let's go.

Goomba: Goomba, Goomba Goo- *squished*

Points: 100 points! Alright!

Mario: Man, those Chestnut Children are driving me nuts. Get it?

Luigi: Uhhh, no.

Mario: It doesn't matter.

Luigi: Hey, Mario.

Mario: Yeah, what?

Luigi: Can we use the Game Genie?

Mario: I'd rather you didn't, there is no telling what could happen if we put in a random code.

Luigi: Yeah, your right.

Mario: Let's use it when we have to.

Luigi: Ok.

Mario: I see a big ass castle way off in the distance.

Luigi: Yeah, me too.

Mario: It may be where Peach is being held captive!

Postman: SPECIAL LETTER TO MARIO MARIO AND LUIGI MARIO!!!

Mario: Don't yell, were right here, and eat a Tic-Tac or something cause...seriously. *takes letter*

Letter: Dear Mario, don't be suprised if this letter is talking to you. MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, but your princess is in another castle! You best friend, Bowser.

Mario: Damn, Peach isn't in that castle.

Luigi: How do you know?

Mario: Because, Bowser just sent us this letter saying that she's in another castle.

Luigi: How does he know? *points*

Stoopidmahn: *shrugs*

Mario: ... Shut up and let's go.

Luigi: Man, Mario, make up a diferent line besides "Let's go" It was good the first time, now it's getting old.

Mario: Would you let the parodist do what he wants?

Parodist: Yeah, Luigi.

Luigi: Ok, I was just saying.

Mario: Cool, floating, moving platforms.

Luigi: Awsome! *jumps* *misses* *falls* AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!

Mario: LUIGI!!! ...............LUIGI!!!

Luigi: ...........................*falls from sky* AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Mario: Holy $#!7! He fell in that bottomless pit, and then just started falling from the sky?

Luigi: *falls from sky* HEEEEELLLLLP!!! *falls into pit* .................*falls from sky* MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Mario: *jumps* *grabs Luigi* *lands on platform*

Luigi: Thanks for saving me, that got boring for a while.

Mario: It looked like fun.

Luigi: Nope. It gets old, fast.

Mario: That Flagpole thing isn't too far from here.

Luigi: What's "far" mean?

Mario: Uummm, hmm, I honestly haven't a clue.

Luigi: What's "clue" mean.

Mario: Deal with it.

LUIGI: HAHAHA!!! CAPS-LOCK IS ON!!!

MARIO: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

LUIGI: IT'S So cool, oh man, it wen't away.

Mario: What the hell is "caps-lock"?

Luigi: Oh, it happens only once a year.

Mario: That still didn't answer my question.

Luigi: It happens when someone's head implodes too.

Mario: You still didn't answer my question.

Luigi: What question?

Mario: Never mind.

Luigi: Can you scratch my butt for me?

Mario: HELL NO!!!

LUIGI: YAAAY!!! CAPS-LOCK IS BAck - ow man, it stopped.

Mario: I still don't know what "Cap-Lock" is.

Luigi: So, you just don't have an eye.

Mario: Yeah, I know, I got two of them.

Luigi: You do?

Mario: Uhh, duh.

Luigi: Why do we just sit here and talk and not go save Peach?

Mario: Because, talking is a lot more fun than saving her.

Luigi: Oh.

Mario: Why are you following us, Mailman?

Postman: Um Uh Ummmm, just, checking up on things, yep. *leaves*

Mario: I hate stalkers.

Luigi: Yeah, me too.

Mario: Ok, this place is dumb looking, let's get through this place and get to the next level.

Luigi: Ok.

Mario: Why is there a big block thing in our way?

Luigi: I think so you can jump towards the pole and get on it.

Mario: We could just walk up to the pole and just grab on to the bottom.

Points: But you don't want to do dat, man, you get less point, man!

Mario: What's the flag's meaning anyway, why do we have to put a flag down to get to the next level...

Luigi: LEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIINS!!!

Mario: Ooooookaaaaay, that was wierd. *jumps to top of block*

Luigi: *walks through block* Hey Mario!

Mario: What? What the #3!! !

Luigi: Oh come on, hell isn't a bad word, but $#!7 is!

Mario: ... How did you walk through the block?

Luigi: I just... did.

Mario: *jumps toward pole* *does a frontflip* *brings down flag* *astrick*

Luigi: *raises flag* *brings down flag* *caps-lock*



Mario: There are so many doors to this castle.

Luigi: 3 doors on the bottom, 2 in the middle, and a slab of bread on the top!

Mario: Your randomness is getting old, do something else.

Luigi: Ok, but this chapter is about to end.

Mario: *walks into castle*

Luigi: *walks into castle* *hi! I'm an astrick!*



Will Mario and Luigi die in this castle they are about to go through? Or will Richard Simmons appear? Stay tuned to find out!
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So, is it getting better? Funnier? Longer?

Lol, I made a cameo! Much much much better. More length, and alot more in it. The randomness kind of got annoying, but all in all, it's alot better. Just wondering, but is the mailman from LoZ? lol

Originally Posted by Stoopidmahn

Lol, I made a cameo! Much much much better. More length, and alot more in it. The randomness kind of got annoying, but all in all, it's alot better. Just wondering, but is the mailman from LoZ? lol

Sorry for so much randomness, I was in a random mood when I was writing.

The mailman... I don't know if he is from LoZ, I just put him in there. lol.

EDIT: YAY! 600th POST!!!