(com) MM Parody [T]

Yo, how's it going? I promised I'd make an MM Parody, so here it is. My OoT one is over, so enjoy the MM one! =3







The Legend of Zelda:
Majora’s Mask


Chapter 1: Epona Kidnapped

Link: *Sigh* Why on earth did I leave Hyrule? Why am I such a moron?

Epona: Neigh.

Link: Is that all you do you retarded horse?!

Epona: No.

Link: O.O

Epona: Neigh.

Fairies: Hmm…Eee hee!

Link: Let’s stop for a moment Epona.

Epona: *Snort*

Link: This place is an uglier version of Lost Woods.

Fairies: BOO!

Epona: *Rears*

Link: Holy sh- *hits ground*

Skull kid: *Appears* Hee! You two fairies did great!

Tatl: As always.

Tael: I agree.

Skull kid: Let’s go see what is on this midget.

Tatl: Midget? (Look who’s talking)

Skull Kid: Oh! What’s this? *Picks up Bow*

Tael: Oh! Oh! Let me try it!

Skull Kid: *Grabs Tael* *Shoots him like an arrow*

Tael: WEEEEEEE! *Slams into a tree*

Tatl: Ha ha! That’s gotta hurt!

Tael: *Flies back*

Skull Kid: *Picks up ocarina* Ooooh! Pretty flute!

Tatl: Boss, that’s an ocarin-

Skull Kid: Are you back sassing me Tatl?

Tatl: No, but that’s an ocarina!

Skull Kid: NO. It’s a flute damn it.

Tatl: Fine. It’s a flute.

Tael: Oh! What a pretty Ocarina! Can I try it? Please? PLEASE?!

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Tatl: …Boss.

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Tael: Skully?

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Link: Ow…what hit my- WTF?

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Tatl & Tael: Ding Ding Ding Ding!

Skull Kid: *Turns around slowly* Gah! *Hides ocarina*

Link: Here wittle skull kid. I won’t hurt you, come here, come on. *Lunges*

Skull Kid: *Jumps on Epona* Lasta la vista retard!

Link: *Grabs Skull kids foot* Ow! Ouch! Ow! Owie!
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Link: *Falls off*

Skull Kid: Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Link: Epona…I better go get her….I gotta lift my lazy ass off the ground…

GJ on your OoT

When i was reading this, i pictured the begining of MM to this. dang. Alot of reselmbance in the two except for the part with the light aarow:XD. Hes not even supposed to have it!

why is he even looking for navi lol?

GJ on this too

SHAZA, you follow the story to a T this time? Are you going to be doing a normal parody, as in following the MM plot from beginning to end?

Wonderful!

Everything seems fine so far. HOWEVER. If you're going to be doing this, I COMMAND you to make your chapters longer! I'm sure everyone would agree with me. I'd prefer a longer chapter, even if you had to update a bit less.

But, that's just me being annoying. :XD

As for the chapter, nice one. Keep it up. :]

LOL, thanks Grass. I hope you all liked the OoT one, but Chapter 2 will be up VERY soon. Understand?

Chapter 2, very soon, got it. Nice start on the new parody. Hey, you are going to put my name in the credits for this one under "Idea from" in the credits, right? If you you don't I'll... no, I can't do that. This is the internet, darn. Anyway, I'm waiting for the next chapter.

Haha, I like how simple it is and it's great you're keeping to the story line.

Wow, funny, cant wait for the second one. Your of to a great start with this chapter.

Chapter 2: New Partner

Link: *Runs after Skull Kid* Where’d this pit come from? I better be- Oh sh/t! *Hit’s ground*

Skull Kid: What’s up with that stupid horse of yours? It doesn’t listen to a thing that’s said to it!

Link: …Wha-?

Skull Kid: So I did you a favor and got rid of it!

Link: You got rid of Epona?! Damn you!

Skull Kid: Oh boo-hoo. Why the sad face?

Link: ;_; I’m not making a sad face.

Skull Kid: Hee! *Shakes face*

Link: Ow…OMG! OW!

Skull Kid: Hmm? Eee hee!

Deku Link: Ow…ughh….what happened?

Skull Kid: *Laughs* Now that’s a good look for you!

Tael: Let’s go Skull Kid.

Deku Link: Come back here! I’m not gonna be a damn Deku Scrub!

Tatl: *Smacks him back* Noooo!

Tael: *Turns around* Ding! Ding! Ding! S-sis!

Door Slams

Tatl: *Turns around* Ding! Ding! Ding! *Flies over to door* Whoa! Whoa! Skull Kid! Retard! Come back here! You forgot me!

Deku Link: …WTF…

Tatl: *Slams door* *Sulks* *Turns angrily around* YOU!

Deku Link: Me?

Tatl: Yes you!

Deku Link: You?

Tatl: Not me…YOU!

Deku Link: Me??

Tatl: Shut the hell up! Open up the door!

Deku Link: Why should I?

Tatl: Because if you don’t I will keep dinging!

Deku Link: Your more annoying then Navi! …Navi….

Tatl: I don’t care who Tavi-

Deku Link: Navi…

Tatl: Navi is! I want you to open that door right now!

Deku Link: *Opens door* *Runs off*

Tatl: W-Wait!

Deku Link: Oh no!

Tatl: Hey, I know I was kinda mean back there…but uh…

Deku Link: No way! I’m not gonna make out with your retarded boss!

Tatl: No…Can we be comrades?

Deku Link: HELL N-

Tatl: Good! Then it’s settled!

Deku Link: But I said-

Tatl: Let’s go!

Originally Posted by WindWakerrules

Tatl: No…Can we be comrades?

Deku Link: HELL N-

Tatl: Good! Then it’s settled!

Deku Link: But I said-

Tatl: Let’s go!

That part made me laugh.

Link seems less stupid than the last parody. Just pointin' that out.

Thanks Hyrule144, and if your a fan of Nayru, take that banner and put it in your siggy!

I found it on Google.

Originally Posted by WindWakerrules

Tatl: Hey, I know I was kinda mean back there…but uh…

Deku Link: No way! I’m not gonna make out with your retarded boss!

Tatl: No…Can we be comrades?

Deku Link: HELL N-

Tatl: Good! Then it’s settled!

Deku Link: But I said-



Tatl: Let’s go!

This part made me laugh.

Looks like it is getting better and better.

Edit: Whoops looks like Hyrule 144 beat me to it. Still funny though!

Nice! I really like this parody! It's funny! Continue the good work Windy!

(What am I talking about? I'm like, the least experienced person here!)

Thanks everyone!

Stoopidmahn, if you like it then stay tuned! =3

Nice parody, it'll be one of the few I actually read.

Chapter 3: The Happy Mask Salesman

Deku Link: What do I do?

Tatl: You need to go inside the deku flower, duh.

Deku Link: Okay! I will! *Concentrates* *Fart*

Tatl: …Eww…

Deku Link: *Gets in* *Shoots out* Hey! Look at me! I’m flying!

Tatl: Hey! I forgot to tell you! You can only fly for a certain amount of tim-

Deku Link: *Falls* Holy sh/t!

Tatl: I tried to tell him.

A few hours later

Deku Link: Finally! I made it to the other side! *Farts*

Tatl: Doesn’t this dead tree look so sad to you? ;_;

Deku Link: *Cries* No…*sniff* It doesn’t.

Tatl: -.-

In clock tower

Deku Link: Soooo, this is Clock Tower? Ugly place.

Tatl: So is your face!

Deku Link: I know my face is sexy.

Tatl: Come on, Clock Town is right outside Clock Tower!

Deku Link: *Runs up to door*

Happy Mask Salesman: Yo, yo, yo! What up my homie?

Deku Link: Huh? The hell?

HMSM: Yo, what’s the sizzle my dizzle?

Deku Link: Can I help you?

HMSM: Yes! You can my homie G!

Deku Link: How?

HMSM: Yo, dude, I need you to get me my mask back dude!

Tatl: Hey! Your-

HMSM: The Happy Mask Salesman, my little homie!

Tatl: *Hides behind Link* Oh sh/t…

HMSM: Will you get me my mask back homie G? If you do, my home dog, I will make you back to human!

Deku Link: Off I go!

HMSM: My mask! Don’t forget homie G!

Deku Link: I won’t Happy Mask Salesman!

This one was kinda long. =3

Ok, now Link seems like him from the last parody.

The Happy Mask Salesman scares me. I think that he's a little too happy if you know what I mean... no? well I don't know what I mean myself. Can't wait to see the next chapter. I curious as to how you'll have the other characters personalties.