A Twilight Princess Parody *SPOILERS**SWEARING**MEAN JOKES*

I'm thinking of all this at the top of my head, so dont think it should be the best parody in the world...Or should it?

The Legend of
ZELDA
Twilight Princess

Chapter 1:Kids Next Ghetto

The Kids:YO LINK!!! GET DOWN HERE MUTHA BIATCH!!!

Link:Stop trying to be ghetto....It dosent work with white kids....

The Kids:I SAID MOVE *******!!!!

Link:Fine...I'm coming....

The Kids:YOU BETTA BE, ****A!!!

Link:I'll shoot you...I have a slingshot...

The Kids:YOU BETTA HAVE ONE!!! NOW SHOW US HOWTA SHOOT THINGS!!!

Link:Your not ghetto....I'm tired though...

The Kids:THATS A *****IN SLINGSHOT!!!

Talo:GIMME!!!*Takes slingshot and shoots himself in face trying to act
ghetto*

Link:Oh my goddesses!!! Talo!!!!*Does a sacred Ordona ritual*
Ma Ma Se,
Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa,
Ma Ma Coo Sa

Talo:I'M OKAY, HOE!!!

Link:*Stabs Talo in the arm and then repeats the ritual*

Talo:WHAT THE ****, NIGGA?

Link:I wont do the ritual this time *points sword at Talo's head*

Talo: FINE, *****!!!

Link:*Almost stabs Talo when he sees a monkey over by Ordon Spring*Let's get the monkey!!!!

The Kids: YEAH *****!!!!!

Yea, your right, it's not really the best parody. Actually, IMO, it's not all that good. Making the kids "ghetto" isn't all that funny, and honestly, all this swearing isn't funny at all either. This is just my opinion though.

I didnt have my best ideas here. I need 1 positive comment before I continure though.

Ah no. Standards are need to be met. This is just plain spam.

*Closed*