redneck trouble

The redneck father went to his three redneck sons and said, "boy where where you last night?" and the first one answered, "I was with sharleen." then the father asked his second redneck son the same question and he answered, "watch'n tv, pa." and the redneck father said, "we don't have tv." and asked his thrid redneck son the same question and he replied, "Get'n reception on the tv." and the redneck father said angerly, "WE DONT HAVE A TV, and hes supposed to be the stupid one."

Then the father said, "Last night someone tipped over the outhouse and it went down the hill and into the river. so im going to ask again where was you last night?" and they all answered with the same response. Then the father said, "boys, who was our first president?" and the third son said, " George Bush." then the second son said "No, George W. Bush." Then the father said, "No, George Washington. Now im going to tell you a story of his incident with a cherry tree. Now when George was just a boy, he chopped down his fathers cherry tree, and his father loved that tree. and when his father asked who did it, George came out and admitted it and he wasn't punished for it. Now Im going to ask again, who pushed over that outhouse?"

Then the first redneck son answered, "I pushed over that cherry tree pop." Then the father attacked him and the two other boys grabbed and restrained him, then the second son said, "you said that george washington wasn't punished for telling the truth." then the father said, "Yah, well, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree when he cut it down."

WTF?!?!?!?

Hahahaha, that's funny. I did not see that coming.

That was funny...

...but, why is this in the fiction section? This isn't a story; it's a joke. >_>

And I'm not too convinced you made that up, too. (No offense if you did)