The Legend Of Zelda: Death of A Hero (PG-13)

This here story begins with our heroes Link and Zelda (Princess of Hyrule) entangled in battle with one of Ganondorf's monsters. Zelda has been severely wounded by the monster. An enraged Link yelled, "YOU (hyrulean expletive), YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!" The monster roared and whipped out a spiked tentacle towards Zelda in the hopes of finishing her off. However, Link sliced it off, while Zelda hit it with an energy blast from her hand (the imagery of the end of this fight; I was thinking of the ending of Megaman X8 when you defeat Lumine; there's an anime cutscene where Axl is approaching Lumine's broken body, then an organic tentacle shoots out and b*tch-slaps him in the forehead, then Zero sliced it off while X obliterates Lumine's body). Link finished it off by jumping in the air and impaling it through its skull with the Master Sword (diagonally), so some of the blade jutted out through its neck. Link pulled it out and the monster exploded. He then took out some Blue Potion and healed Zelda. Then Ganondorf telepathically spoke, <Hee hee hee. Congratulations, weaklings! You managed to defeat my general!! However, since that was one weak SOB and you two were almost killed, what the HELL makes you think you two have a chance against ME??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!> Link yelled, "Cowardly bastard!! Show yourself!!!!!!!" Ganondorf replied, <So impatient! Come to Ganon's Tower and handle me!!> So, Link and Zelda went to Ganon's Tower. No sooner they arrived than Ganondorf "snatched" Zelda away. Link raced into the tower, enraged. Finally, he reached the core where "Ganondorf" was. Link demanded, "Give back Zelda, you bastard!!!" Then "Ganondorf" just laughed. Link said, "If you won't tell me, I'll just tear it out of that head of yours!!" He lunged at "Ganondorf", then "he" vanished (This was only Ganon's Doppleganger). Then a voice appeared: <Kid, why aren't you smarter??? I have no use for this Tower!!! You should know me better by now!! I have Zelda in the Temple of Darkness and Evil!!! Come rescue her IF YOU DARE!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!>

So Link traveled to the Temple of Darkness. After many hours of traveling, Link has now arrived at the core of the Temple of Darkness where Ganondorf was waiting for him as well as Zelda who was chained, spread-eagle, to a wall. Ganondorf mused, "Hmhmhmhmhmhm... Fool, you've arrived! Let's go!!! Don't worry, I won't hurt Zelda (at least physically), but you... " With that, he charged at Link, and a fierce battle ensued. It at first appeared that Link was winning, but as he swung his Master Sword at Ganondorf to finish him off, he grabbed it by the blade and flipped it out his hand. Link was like, "Huh??? How the (hylian expletive) was he able to do that???" It is because the Temple of Darkness was SO evil, it canceled out the powers of the Master Sword, rendering it harmless to Ganondorf and making it just a normal sword. Thus Ganondorf impaled Link in the stomach and sliced upwards. It was a disgusting sight, seeing Link in that condition. Zelda became so angry she broke out of her restraints (with two huge stone slabs still attached) while cursing out Ganondorf using strings of human, Hylian, Zoran, Gerudo, Deku, Sheikah and Goron expletives, then she smashed the stone slabs still attached to her arms over Ganondorf's head/body. After Ganondorf recovered, he backhand-B*tch-slaps Zelda and places the powerless Master Sword in an evil pedestal which read in an ancient dialect of Hylian (what it actually says is gonna be up to you readers). What happened next was horrifying: the temple was struck by a magnitude 30 earthquake while there was dark eletrical energy shooting every where. Zelda tried to stop him, but the evil energy stopped her and paralyzed her. After it all finished, the Master Sword had been transformed into an evil snake's head (as the hilt and other areas) and the blade was a like a golden snake's tongue with black fire surrounding the blade. It was powered up with the Triforce of Power, making Ganondorf mortal and transforming him (think of Elpizo's first transformation in Megaman Zero 2), since he had to remove it from himself. Zelda revived from Ganondorf's attack, only to see him standing over her with the evil Sword, He was about to plunge it through her skull when time stopped.

Din snatched Zelda out of this world and brought her to the Sacred Realm where she, Nayru and Farore explained his intentions: "With his new powers, Ganondorf has discovered the existence of other worlds. He will stop at nothing to conquer these worlds and people so he can rule the universe. When the Hero of Time was killed we knew this would happen, so we stripped him of the Triforce of Courage--" then added a red gem to a new Master Sword-- "and added it to this new Master Sword. Now there is an orange gem on your head. When the time comes, this power will be used along with the prayers and hopes of the population of this world we discovered that is called 'Earth'. Now go forth and stop this threat!" But Zelda didn't know that Ganondorf expected this, so he amassed an army of monsters and zombies with a hooded figure leading the ranks. Now who could this mysterious figure be... ?

Chapter 2: Ganondorf, the Lost Serpent Rider

Zelda has returned from this other world only to find Ganondorf ready to start taking over worlds with the army he has amassed. Zelda charged at Ganondorf with her new sword ready to strike him down when the hooded figure grabbed her around the waist and threw her back...

Hmm so Zelda must fight now? Interesting. Its good so far but paragraphs are a little long.