How three idiots save hyrule (THe minish cap)(com/zgen) (T)

I restarted this mainily because I didn't have all the abbr. and such, i hope that's okay.
Chapter one: The beginning

Smith: *Bangs sword against anvil* Hmm...what too do...I ran out of crack...marajunia... have nothing left to smoke! * Hear's a knock on the door* I DON'T HAVE CRAC- I mean, Come in.

Zelda: *Enters the door* hey Gramps, ya mind if I taking the links to this here party or whatever?

Smith: *Speaks aloud to himself* Yea! A perfect oppurtuntey to get into purple links hidden store of crack! Yeah, he can go.

Zelda: Yeah so like, thanks gramps.
Smith: No problem @#%$!... Hey, crack heads, get down here!

*Up in the link's room."

Purple link: *Wakes up* What he'd set on fire now?
Green Link: *Wakes up* He probaly just wants your crack.
Purple Link: *runs to secret stash, currently under neath Browns bed* My crack. *Hugs Crack*
Brown Link: * wakes up* Good morning everyone.
Geen link: You're in agood mood. Normally you wake up and break you're bed beacuse you had a nightmare of Monkeys, whatever the heck those are
Brown : I killed one of them today, so i'm happy.
Green Link: Whatever. Come on, gramps wants us.
*All the link's head down to see gramps*

Gramps: It's about time you're down, I want you to.

Green : If you don't say anything they can't make us testify

gramps: What? No I want you too-

Brown: We are not going to murder you're ex wife.

Gramps; I want you to- *Waits for inevitable interupption*

Purple: We're not going to bail you out...again.

Gramps: Just go to this...how do you guys say it? shin dig?

Zelda: He wants for you to, like, go with me to this, like, awesome party that we'e having.

Green: Oh, Let's go.

Gramps: Oh, I have a favor to ask.
Purple: We're not buying any crack

Gramps: Darn it...just take this sword to the king.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

Originally Posted by bladewave13

Gramps: It's about time you're down, I want you to.

Green : If you don't say anything they can't make us testify

gramps: What? No I want you too-

Brown: We are not going to murder you're ex wife.

Gramps; I want you to- *Waits for inevitable interupption*

Purple: We're not going to bail you out...again.

Gramps: Just go to this...how do you guys say it? shin dig?

Zelda: He wants for you to, like, go with me to this, like, awesome party that we'e having.

Green: Oh, Let's go.

Gramps: Oh, I have a favor to ask.
Purple: We're not buying any crack

Gramps: Darn it...just take this sword to the king.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

My favorite part! It makes it seem like Gramps (as you call him) has a crime record! You do have a few grammer mistakes. Fix those up and this story could be better, with less confusion trying to read it (didn't happen to me, just saying it could). I'll be waiting for the next chapter. *waits*

I didn't like the crack joke that much since everybody uses it but good work so far!

Allright, i'll try to have better grammerr....

Chapter two:

Green Link: *Takes sword* uhh...why?
Gramps: beacuse I told you too. Now beat it.

purple: Whatever *Leaves house, followed by the other Link's and Zelda.

Zelda: *Runs ahead* Like, over here you, like, slowpokes.
Green: We know the way to hyrule town, Zelda.
Zelda: Like, what ever. *Continues walking ahead*
Purple: Woha... she didn't even give a stupid argument

*Group enters hyrule market town*

Brown: Aw, look at the pretty lights! They remind mind me of soft, brown haired poni- *Stops to see everybody staring silently at him*

Zelda: Like, that's awkward
Green: Very...
Zelda: Oh look, like, a story teller *Walks to story teller. And sits down.*
Storyteller: Four score and seven years ago -
Zelda: AHHH! Like, creepy story, very scary...
Storyteller: What? I haven't even...
Zelda: Like, Must destroy! *Jumps on the storyteller and starts beating him up.* Now tell me a GOOD story!
Storyteller: umm... once there was a beautiful princess...
Zelda: I heard this one, tell me a different one
Storyteller: Okay.... Once the picori reigned hundreds of years ago, providing light and a sword to a fair hero...
Zelda: I'm bored *Leaves*

Brown: What was that all about?
Purple: I dunno
Green: Come on, guys, we have something to deliver. Let's get Zelda and go to the castle.
*The link's try to find Zelda, and they find her talking to some old guy*

Zelda: So, like... Picori are like, real? Dad told me they was.

Purple: *Laughs out loud* Yeah, and they'll fly out of my nose.

Picori inside Purple's nose: Allright, today I make my escape! *Starts hitting The inside of purples nose, making him sneeze* I’m Free! Free at last.

Zelda: Like, whatever *Leaves again*
green: Zelda, wait ! We have to leave! *follows Zelda*

Purple: You want to sneak off? I took my stash of crack with me...

*Meanwhile Gramps is going upstairs and to purple's secret stash of crack*

Gramps: NO! Curse you, purple link!

*Anyway: back to the story*

Brown: Sure, let's go! *Brown and purple run off beind a building*

Green Link: Zelda, we have to go now...
Zelda: Like, in one second... they had a swordsman championship, I , like, wonder who won. *Leaves again*

Green: *rolls eyes and follows Zelda.*

*They reach a lottery place.*

lotto person: Whe have a winner! You get this tiny little shield!
Zelda: Like, I wanted the cash!
Lotto person: Tough, I spent it. *hands Zelda a small shield*

Zelda: *Gives Green the shield* Like, It's yours!

Music: Da na na NAAAAAAA!
Green: What the F^%#
Letters: Zelda gave you a shield. It's tiny, it almost seems like something a midget would use. Boy is it tiny!

Shield: Even shields have fellings

End Chapter two

I know that wasn't too funny, but I coudn't think of anything for this part.

The grammar's gotten better.

Originally Posted by bladewave13

Letters: Zelda gave you a shield. It's tiny, it almost seems like something a midget would use. Boy is it tiny!

I loved this part. Like you said, there weren't a lot of funny parts, but from what you had this was the funniest. In the last chapter you put spaces between talking parts. In chapter 2 there were parts when you didn't.

Wow, It's been a while...

Chapter three: Of Idiots and chickens


green: Can we PLEASE GO NOW?
Zelda: Like, whatever *starts following Link.*
*Zelda and Green start walking* *Vaati appears!* What up, homes, How'll yall doing, playas?

Green: The hell?
Zelda: Like, Who are you....
Vaati: Yeah, Like, I am the gangasta of this world,my brothers. And soon, I will win a swordsmanship tournament, kick your soilders white butt, and then - *Give's off entire plot of the game*

Green: Woah, I hate to be the hero in that story
Zelda: Wow, i lke an evile dude *Walks towards Vaati*
vaati: I hear you, B#%$@ Now, I'm leaving now, and I'll be back for you later! *Dissapears.*

Green: Later, you creepy bastard *Walks away With Zelda*
zelda: Like, where's Purple and Brown?

Green: I don't know. but I know how to find out. Hey Look, a empty stall full of Marajuia.

Zelda: What...
Green: Wait for it...

*Purple and Brown Appear at supersonic speed, evenually running into a stall.*

Purple: Yay, Marajunia. I finally found you, my love.
Brown: Hey, that's my Love. You haven't been with it! *tackles Purple*

Green: There isn't any marajuina...
Purple and Brown: What! *Tackles Green.* You idiot.
Green: Riiiiight I'm an idiot, At least I don't smoke weed.
Purple: Don't dis the weed, man

Brown:...
Green: *looks at Brown, what?*
Brown: Must, use bathroom! *Runs away8

*They reach Hyrule castle*

Potho: Princees Zelda, where the #$%@ing$%@$ have you been. The #$%^ing king has been $%^&ing worried!

Zelda: Like, I went to take Links over here. *Leaves.*

* four soliders appear with the picori Blade*

solider1: too heavy *Drops chest.* *Chest drops on solider 2's foot*
Solider 2: Hey! *Drops chest, lands on solider threes foort.*
Solider 3: Hey, throws chest aside.
King: *appears* Dur...what am I doing here?
Zelda: Appears: Vaati, approach the chest and touch the blade.
King: Oh...

Vaati: *Appears* Ha, you stupid gangstas1 I told you would win a championship, kick you soldiers white butt, and *once again gives entire plotline away* *Kills four guards.* And now, you gangstas, watch my awesome might 8Breaks sword, cheat opens, monsters escape*

Green and Purple: The hell?
Zelda: cool

Vaati: Cool...COOL? *Turns Zelda into stone, then leaves*
Brown: ah...that felt good...what'd I miss?

You're right it has been a while. Anyway, Vatti is funny. THough he and Potho remind me of Grass's parody for some reason. Hmmm...

i'm guessing it's becuse I'm also using three links, but I didn't catch on to any ideas from him...
wow, are you the only one interested in this?

Chapter four: in court

*All three Links throne room*

Potho: @#$%ing listen, everyone, the @#$%ing king is about to #$%^ing speak!
King: I was?...Oh yeah, I was. Well everyone knows that my stubbourn, #$%# headed...i mean, wonderful princess has...

Purple: I'm bored...is he really supposed to say all of that? Where's the script?
Script: *Appears* 'ello govener how can i help-gah! *Chokes as purple grabs script and reads it...
purple; Way to long, I need a pencil.
Pencil: *Appears* 'ello govener, how can i help-gah! *Starts choking as purple grabs him.

Purple: *Starts earsing King's lines, and entering new ones.*
King: I'm a stupid king everybody! *Starts spinning in the air* I like ice cream and horsesa and bears and wonderful chickens!

Purple: *Laughs*
Green: Stop that, purple.
Script: I'm suing you...
Purple: You can sue me.
Script: oh yeah? *Castle dissapears, Everyone is now in a courtroom.*
*theme from judge judy*
some stupid guy acting as annnoucer (s.s.g.a.a.a) Plantif Script de. Scripttouriam is suing defendant purple Link. He claims that Purple changed the words in his script. He's suing the defendat for 1,000,000 rupees, for charges of agrravated and sexual assualt.

Purple: The hell?

s.s.g.a.a.a: Defendant Purple link has no defense.
Purple: WHAT!
Balif: All rise, court is now in session,he horonrable judge, Larry e. script presideing.

judge: *Sits down* allright, Script, you claim that purple Link changed the words in your script to save time.
Script; That's right, govner
Judge: judgement from the plaintiff, 1,000,000 rupees *Hits hammer.*
Purple: The hell, I did't defend myself.
Judge: Dissmissed
*secene changes to castle*
Green: Ouch, 1 mil.
Brown: yeah...well, sorry.
King; Take tis sword and head for deepwood shrine...and this map. *Hands Links map and sword*
Brown: Later, you slimy bastard

Yeah, I think am the only one. Hmmm... *snaps fingers* go here. You can advertise your parody by posting an excerpt.

As for the chapter, nice. Very original. I mean really, who would've used a courthouse thingy?!

Chapter five: Heading to deepwood shrine *part one*

*All three Links enter hyrule field*
Brown: Why do we have to do this?
Purple: Damn...1 million rupees
Brown; Serves you right.
purple: Why you little- *Punches Brown*
Brown: that does it!
That: :glareHow the hell did you know? Come on It, we're leaving! *That and It leave.*
Green, brown and Purple:0_0

Green: *Checks map* It says that the minish woods is just ahead.
Acro bandit: *apppears* did a tunnel, digga tunnel, quick before the hyena's commmmmme!
Purple: the hell?

Acro bandit: *Sees three link's* Hyena's! initeate hyena removel tatic 2.4
Brown: this has to be good.

*acro bandits appear, wearing army uniforms and carrying uzis*
Green: uh...oh...
*Acro bandits fire, nothing happens*
Brown: *starts laughing.*
Purple: *Draws sword.* Meet my little friend.
Sword: Prepare to die, fools!
purple: *Chases acro bandits and kills them*
Acro bandit 1: Ah, hell *Dies*
Acro Bandit 2: Ah, hell, *Dies*
acro bandit 3: Ah, hell *Dies*
Acro bandit 4: Ah hell *Dies*
Acro bandit5: Ha, you missed me! *Digs underground, then reappears.* Lets go men, we're going to hyena removal tatic 27! This is not a drill! Let's move, move,move!
*hundreds of Acro bandits appear, all carrying bazzokas*
Green: *Runs as fast as he can
Purple: Runs as fast as he can
Brown: runs as fast as he can

*they keep running until they reach the minish woods*

Green: It says here on the map that depwood shrine is just ahead.
Ezlo: Help me! *Gets hit by octorock*
Green: Nah!
Ezlo: please, i'm just a hat.
Purple: sorry, don't want to.

Ezlo: YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR THAT I'll #$#$ $%#$$ #%@#% %#@%%$ #$^$^%$^
Purple: 0.0
Brown: yikes *Kills octorocks*
Ezlo: Thanks.

"Quick before the Hyenas come!" That still has me laughing to myself. Why'd you only release part of the chapter? you have time to write the rest.

beacuse something was wrong with my keyboard...everyonce in a while when I hit space, it delets something...always happens after a while

Chapter six: Journey to deepwood shrine (part two.)

Ezlo: so, why have you three come to this forest....
Purple: None of your bussiness. We are NOT going to try to track down the picori, enter five different temples, *Gives story away.*
Brown: You idiot. *Slaps purple*

Ezlo: Well, as thanks for your help i will join you now! *Jumps on Green's head*

Green :Hey, watch the do, man.
Ezlo: Yeah, yeah. Tally HO!
Green: ...
Ezlo: That means go.
Green: oh, *starts heading south, followed by Purple and brown*

*they come to a tree stump*
Ezlo: That's a minish potal...we can change size here.

Purple: cool...*Hops on stump.*

Brown: I always wanted to be small. *Jumps on stump*

green: *Jumps on stump* What now.

Ezlo: I now have to speak the magic words... impidiydoo!

Brown: Nothing happened

ezlo: That was a warm up. *Startrs singing.* I like big butts and I cannot lie!
*all the links and ezlo turn tiny.*

Purple: I always knew that song was magical.

Green: Wow, look...we're tiny! *Starts walking.*
*all three Link's come up to the minish village*

Brown: woha...

Minish 1 : *appears* PICO, Pic, picori, pi

minish 2: Pi,pi, pi,picori!

Purple; the hell?

Ezlo: they don't speak your language

Brown: Okay...look, a berry! *eats a jabber nut.*

Minish 1: Man, those guys look like such retards...
Brown: I heard that!
Purple: You understood them?
Brown; Yeah, they said we looked like retards!

Purple: Oh yeah? *punches Minish 1 and 2*
Green: take it easy... Look, a castle, type thing.
Purple: thoses are bad news, so lets go to the old house next to it! *Points to elders house*

Elder: Man, those guys look like such retards...
Brown: I heard that! Purple, he called us retards.
Purple: *punches elder.* TALK, OLD MAN! where's deepwood shrine?
Elder: castle past the castle.
Brown: Let him go, we're heading beyond that castle.

*They enter Festari's castle.*

Festari: Man, those guys look like such retards....
Purple; I heard that! *Punches Festari*
*Everyone enters deepwood shrine!

----------------
not very funny, I'm guessing