Zelda Universe Tales (T)

I'm deleting all these posts and giving the respective warning. Even if I agree with you guys, this is far overboard and very unneeded. Stop being *******s. And Stony, it's a parody... it's making fun of everyone, not just you. It supposed to be funny and if you can't laugh at yourself then don't read it. Making a big shtank out of it doesn't solve anything and just makes your "reputation" worse.

Hey, there's no mention of me!
Awww... Hey, Grave, you need to add me!
And if you notice, i was in the list of ZU members before grass!
I'm known for my comic and my WW parody!

And i'm known to Taledin and Flammerfire as Mr. mcnerdy-von-annoying

Originally Posted by Carge

Hey, there's no mention of me!
Awww... Hey, Grave, you need to add me!
And if you notice, i was in the list of ZU members before grass!
I'm known for my comic and my WW parody!

And i'm known to Taledin and Flammerfire as Mr. mcnerdy-von-annoying

Listen, he doesn't have to metion you at all if he doesn't want to.

*Is clearly kissing up because he wishes to be in the awesomeness story that deserves wafflez.*

Originally Posted by Carge

Hey, there's no mention of me!
Awww... Hey, Grave, you need to add me!
And if you notice, i was in the list of ZU members before grass!
I'm known for my comic and my WW parody!

And i'm known to Taledin and Flammerfire as Mr. mcnerdy-von-annoying

Letsee...

I only have about a thousand people that can possibly be in it, and it would be nearly impossible in 3 chapters + side story. And you need to remember, I can't write anything about Din or Farore, and they may have members that never post out of the clan. I will eventually get to everyone, but be patient. I do have a bit of a storyline.

As for today's, I'm not much in the mood. But, I have no school Thursday till next Wednesday, so I should be able to write a handful of chapters in that time.

Cool... maybe i could write for Din

Originally Posted by Carge

Cool... maybe i could write for Din

Jodd has already volunteered, I believe. And Pani asked to do Farore. If for some reason I can't find someone for Din, you may be able to do it.

Chapter 4: Plot Twists
WARNING: Involves 9/11, don't read on if you are sensitive on the subject

*James and Scott are outside the Fiction section, finishing the conversation. Suddenly, without any warning, Peefy storms into the scene wearing nothing but a full suit.

Peefy: Not worries, everyone. It's just me. *verbally danced out of his lips at his enterance*

Dom: What an honor, Mr. Peefy... *he said quietly*

Peefy: Oh, Dom. *he replied beautifully as he shook his head in a welcoming matter*

Dom: I'll do anything for you! *said as he begins to hug*

Peefy: No problem with that! Just call me on the Pennywhistle, and I shall come in a heartbeat, young citizen. *hands a penny with a hole in it, and disappears* (equals a cent in America)


Dom: Oh, Peefy. Come back soon!

Scott: Ooookay... lets just get moving, shall we James?

James: *drooling* ooooooh.... oh..... oh, WHAT? Oh, right. Lets. *wipes off drool*




GDwarf: Come here, Gerudo. COME HERE!!

Gerudo: Whaaat?

GDwarf: I don't take kindly to you thinking you run this place... in case you haven't noticed, I run this forum. Do I have to discipline you like the countless others?

Gerudo: No, sir.

GDwarf: Good. Now, get out of here and go back to your mediocre Zelda forum!

*enter Scott and James*

Scott: Salutations, GDwarf. Just a check up after the attack. We'll be taking a look around.

GDwarf: Anything you want, my lord.

James: Excellent. I suggest looking at the "9/11 was it a hoax?" thread. It's the only one that could've been hit.

Scott: Aye.

*5 minutes later*

zeldask8r0990: loose change makes good points. I believe 9/11 was a hoax anyone else agree?

Wolfen: I believe in no such thing.

GDwarf: I suggest you look at screwloosechange.blogspot.com, as they make good points debunking Loose Change.

zeldask8r0990: well, none you actually watched the video. i still stand by my point. 9/11 was a hoax. the government just wasnted oil from the middle east and thats all.

Necco: Yeah, bull****. And movies aren't valid at all, so don't quote them. Thank you.

zeldask8r0990: but the person who owned the trade centers got insurance the day before.

GDwarf: <insert evidence and all to disprove the above and other **** zeldask said>

Blizzaga: Dude, we are the government! And besides, I can't imagine it being a hoax at all.

zeldask8r0990: actually, I believe the pentagon thing is a missile....

ShadowVaati: Did you watch the videos? It showed Airplanes, not missiles crashing in it.

zeldask8r0990: NO, I'm suggesting the planes that crashed into the world trade center were missiles.

GDwarf: <further disproves it>

Scott: Holy ****ing ****. This zeldask8r0990 totally fails at life.

James: Sad, I know.

zeldask8r0990: hey, stfo *******s.

Scott: I think we need the Bantair for this one.

James: Indeed.

Scott: Hey, I always use that!

James: Sorry sir.

*the scene blurs, as Mirror Image appears, sitting alone in vgrc, as the others are still knocked out*

MI: Oh.... I'm so lonely and bored and... hey, what the hell's that?!

*a fire comes, and surrounds MI. Suddenly, it breaks, and MI goes flying down the hole. He was on the roof*

MI: I fell in to a ring of fire...

Voice from nowhere:

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

MI: And I fell iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinto a burnin' ring of fire----

*MI crashes onto the 1st floor, a bit bruised but OK*

MI: You know, it's so boring here. I think I'm going to join ZU, right now. I'll stay to the shadows...--

Future: *sitting on a roof with his guitar* And now folks, at the same time, kika betrays to join vgrc. She and her fatness and pokemans all snuck out the back. They won't see each other, but they betrayed that for which they allied with in their hearts.

kika: Captain Cornflake, Captain Cornflake! I've come to join vgrc! I have secrets there, especially of Scott.

Mirror Image: Scott, Scott! I've betrayed vgrc to ally with ZU. I have hidden secrets of vgrc... especially of what Captain fears the most.

*at the same time*
Captain: So that's what Scott's afraid of!
Scott: So that's what Captain's afraid of!

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Just links this time.

the thread that fails.
Ring of Fire

And I apologize if you were cut out in the 9/11 part. It was mainly to show how GDwarf is also an evil tyrant. (which, you may want to keep in mind... *hinthint*)

Cap having a fear. Heh, I like plot twists.

Plus, I did my fair share of owing in that thread too. At least give credit.

Originally Posted by Nox

Cap having a fear. Heh, I like plot twists.

Plus, I did my fair share of owing in that thread too. At least give credit.

See my edit.

Besides, you have a birthday in two days. That makes the next chapter be able to lead to you doing some owning. Since the next stop is the Zelda Forums, I can add that timeline thread about getting back on track. I believe you did some owning there.

Heh, spoilers eh? Meh, ZU is known for that.

I do like the Johnny Cash reference. Very nice and well-put. WRITE MOAR.

Good job again, Gravemind.

Although I think you might be trying too hard to make it seem like an actual movie... There are some things you can do in a movie with visual aspects that you can't do when writing parodies like these. Like:

*the scene blurs, as Mirror Image appears, sitting alone in vgrc, as the others are still knocked out*

The scene blurs- didn't really work that well.

Otherwise, it's good.

Oooh! Oooh! Could I be here too?

Anyways, I liked the plot twist chapter. In fact, I liked pretty much every chapter. You're a genious trying to spoof ZU and stuff. Really, I would have never thought of that. EVER!

Originally Posted by man_with_thooo

Oooh! Oooh! Could I be here too?

Anyways, I liked the plot twist chapter. In fact, I liked pretty much every chapter. You're a genious trying to spoof ZU and stuff. Really, I would have never thought of that. EVER!

No.


More good work, Vaati. I like the Johnny Cash reference. : D

That was an excellent chapter, Gravemind! You captured the essence of the 9/11 hoax thread very well.

Chapter 5: f34rs

Scott: Mirror Image, this is wonderful! Captain is afraid of Giant Water Bottles!

Mirror Image: Don't know why, but he always was afraid when we mentioned giant water containers.

Scott: No matter. Nox! Get here!

Nox: What is it?

Scott: I want you to get a giant water bottle and bring it to VGRC! Get Alonely to help you.

Nox: Aye aye.

At the Trolls' Corner

Captain: Kika, this is wonderful! Scott is afraid of Paper bags!

Kika: Yeah, my pokemans overhead James and Scott talking about them Paper bags.

Captain: Indeed. This shall be fun. PyroMyrmidon! Mess! Come here!

Both: Yes, Captain?

Captain: Head down to Shoprite, get some food, and bring back the Paper bags you get.

Both: Yes, Captain.

At a Shoprite

Pyro: Lets just get some random **** for CC, and get the paper bags.

Mess: Lets pick up some Coco Puffs!

Pyro: Oh god... lets just go. Get to the checkout, and bring the Paper bags to Captain.

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Nox: Ah, heres the liquid section. Lets grab about 100 bottles of Water and bring it back.

Alonely: MUST...GET... NEW.... LIPSTICK!!

Nox: *sigh* Fine. I'll bring the water to the counter myself. Lets see... 3 bottles... 8 bottles..14 bottles.... 20 bottles... 26 bottles...


Pyro: Alright, we got your Coco Puffs. Now lets get these paper bags back to Captain!

Mess: Yay!

Pyro: Holy ****, about time this line moved and we got up to the front. Now to pay... *hands over $2 and gets some paper bags*

Pyro: Alright Mess, eat your puffs and lets get a move on.

Mess: Yay!


Nox: Got the giant bottle of water. Lets move on towards vgrc with it.

Alonely: I love this lipstick.

Nox: God this'll be a long walk.


Captain: Ahh, good work you two. The paper bags are here. I'll trust Leminnes with bringing them to Scott. And has anyone seen Mirror Image? And... what's that noise outside?

*all look out towards the street*

Captain: Oh god.. oh god... not GIANT WATER BOTTLE! NOOOOO!!! Pyro, Pyro! Get thathing outr the fauck awaaaay from me!!

Pyro: Calm down, man! It'll be okay. It'll be oka-- *Captain runs and hides in a closet*

Pyro: Well, there goes that. Lets move on down and get the bottle away? Would burning it work?

Mess: What the hell do I look like? A physics teacher?

Big Bro Davidia: I am a Physics teacher, and I hear you need some help here.

Pyro: BBD? You're... helping us?

BBD: Correct. Let's show those ZU losers how Physics work.



BigGoronSword: Sadida! With all the going-ons happening, it's a perfect time to take pictures of SP-dude!

Sadi: Shouldn't we wait for when the fighting is over?

BGS: No! Get up there and get pictures!
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Sorry for not updating. Been modding Halo and taking screenshots. Wasn't in the mood.

Originally Posted by Gravemind

Nox: Got the giant bottle of water. Lets move on towards vgrc with it.

Alonely: I love this lipstick.

Nox: God this'll be a long walk.

I lol'd. Pretty much fits how Alonely acts.

ShadowVaati: Did you watch the videos? It showed Airplanes, not missiles crashing in it.

Hey look, my name is in there. I would never have even noticed this thread if it wasn't for my name being up there. Heh. I did a forum search on my own name...don't ask why, I was just bored. This is kinda funny though.

I ah, can't write for Farore anymore. May as well get Shikaino to do it.

Also, write moooaaar. D: This story is good. And I want to see what happens next. ;-;

Also, more PANIJODD? :3

Wow... I wish I had found this sooner.

I ended up reading the landwars section like 20 times. Awesome work. *whispers* more landwars or atleast more me

I look forward to whatever is next. *whisper*more waterbottles down with Cornflake!

Originally Posted by Panique

I ah, can't write for Farore anymore. :B May as well get Shikaino to do it.

Also, write moooaaar. D: This story is good. And I want to see what happens next. ;-;

Also, more PANIJODD? :3

I volunteer my PaniJodd to be involved. ;D

...

Actually, that would be a horrendous idea which would result in infractions. :D