(com) Majora's Mask (T)

Ok, I always wanted to give this a try. Please post helpful comments and sorry about my spelling. Anyways, here we go!

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Chapter1: Skullkid
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Introduction Guy: There was a boy who after saving Hyrule from meaners, he left to find his friend who left after he forgot to flush the toilet for the 17 time.

Link: Ok Introduction Guy, you can stop now!


Epona: Yeah, lets get the story started!

Introduction Guy: Ok, ok.

The story starts.

Link: Oh.... so hungry!

Epona: All hope...fading!

Link: I...can't go on, too w- hey, McDonalds!

Epona: WHOOOO!

Link: YAY!

Epona: Hey Link, can we eat inside for once?

Link: *sighs* Epona, you know that you can't be in there unless you are the animal being cooked for food.

Epona: Fine!

The two aproach the drivethrough.

McDonald Worker: Hello! How may I help you? Backrub?

Link: Umm, I'll have the kid's meal.

MW: No backrub?

Link: Um, no.

Epona: And I'll have some chicken, a rootbeer, and some suger cubes.

MW: Ok, that will be 18.95.

Link: *checks wallet* Umm....do you accept Master Card?

MW: Yes!

Link: Oh good! *pays for food and recives it* Come on Epona, we'll eat as we go.

Epona: Ok!

3 minutes later.

Link: That was good!

Epona: Hell yeah!

Link: Um... I gotta go to the bathroom.

Epona: Ok, find a nice tree!

2 minutes later.

Link: On the road again, we all are on the road again!

Epona: Shut it!

Link: Ok. *looks at surrondings*

Tatl: Hey Tael, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Tael: Hell yeah!

Tatl: Lets go! *approachs Epona*

Epona: OH SH/T! NAVI!

Link: Really! Th- AHHH! *falls off in exicment and KO himself*

Epona: Oh, nevermind! False alarm! Link? Oh sh/t!

Skullkid: *appears* HA HA, such IDOITS!

Epona: *blinks, not aware of the danger she is in*

Skullkid: Lets see if he has any crack. I'm starting to run out! *begins checking Link's stuff*

Epona: Hello, my name is Epona!

Tael: Hi!

Tatl: Go to hell Epona!

Epona: Ok! Glad to meet you!

Skullkid: Damn, no crack! All he has is this dinkey, blue, do-hickey!

Tael: Can I see it! Please, let me hold it!

Skullkid: You dont even have fingers. You'll just drop it.

Tael: Oh yeah! Heh heh.

Link: *wakes up* BASTARD! GET YOUR GRUBBY HAND'S OF MY DO-HICKEY!

Skullkid: Oh sh/t!

Link: *tries to tackle Skullkid*

Skullkid: *dodges and then jumps onto Epona's back* Giddy up horsie!

Epona: Ok! *begins running*

Link: *jumps and hangs on Epona's leg* Epona stop!

Epona: Ok, I'll stop.

Skullkid: No! Keep running and dont listen to him!

Epona: Ok!

Link: Damn horse!

Skullkid: Faster!

Epona: I'm trying!

Skullkid: FASTER!

Epona: Stop preassuring me! I'm going as fast as I can! WHAAAAAAAA!

Link: AHHH! *loses grip*

Skullkid: HA HA SUCKER! *leaves scene*

Link: Uggh, like I didn't have enough troubles. I mean, it's not every day your horse and do-hickey is stolen. Well, not every day. Some days but not every day. Damn horse! *follows Skullkid*

Dramitic music: *plays*

Link: Almost there! Annnd.... Ahhh! *falls down the very long drop*

Dramitic music: *fades*

Link: HELP! HELP!

2 minutes later.

Link: Wow, this is going hurt when I reach the bottem!

1 minute later.

Link: *hits ground* Ahhh... ah.. that didn't hurt surprisingly!

Skullkid: You're horse is such a dumb@$$!

Link: You think?!?

Skullkid: Man, I had to get rid of her! She was that dumb!

Link: I'm not surprised!

Skullkid: You ain't upset?

Link: Nope!

Skullkid: Hey! In the script, you're suppose to be upset!

Link: But I ain't.

Skullkid:........ oh well. I'll now curse you and all of that junk!

Link: OH SH/T!

Skullkid: Kazam!

Link: AHHHHH! *turns into a ugly Deku Scrub*

Skullkid: And now, you're ugly!

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tatl: HA HA!

Tael: SO UGLY!

Link: *sniffs* hey, thats mean!

Tatl: Too bad you ugly sinner, dumb@$$ fool, you...UGLY!

Meanwhile Tael and Skullkid leaves and the door shuts.

Tatl: HA HA H- wait! Dont leave me! Tael! Come back!

Tael: *on the other side of the door* I can't hear you! I can't hear you!

Link: *laughs softly*

Tatl: It's all your falt! If you havn't been so ugly, then I wouldn't have stopped to pick on you!

Link: *pouts*

Tatl: Just open the door.


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Well, what did you think? No spamming and sorry for spelling Grass. Oh and tell me if I got the names for the fairies wrong.

EDIT: I'll try to make this funnier as it goes along.

hey! Thats actually very good! Its funny too!

Quote: Soo hungry... OH look! A mcdonalds!

lol. that made me laugh so much. Keep it up man! And this is your first one?

Originally Posted by Stoopidmahn

hey! Thats actually very good! Its funny too!

Quote: Soo hungry... OH look! A mcdonalds!

lol. that made me laugh so much. Keep it up man! And this is your first one?

Yay, a reader. Anyways, this is my first parody. I'm glad you liked it. Anyways, the next chapter will come tonight or tomorrow. Once again, glad you liked it.

Pretty good, moblin boy.

...SPELLING! BALRAGBLARLAGAGAWEFAFWALLAAAA

It's alright.

My only advice to you at this point is to avoid one-liners. Like: "That was good!" "Hell yeah!" Both are kind of short, unfunny lines that could be avoided and replaced with something funnier.

But, keep it up, because it's quite funny

Originally Posted by moblin boy

Yay, a reader. Anyways, this is my first parody. I'm glad you liked it. Anyways, the next chapter will come tonight or tomorrow. Once again, glad you liked it.

Wow... THis is way to good to be your first... You sure it is? Anyways, i can't wait for the next chapter! I really need to make mine better... lol... I can tell this is gonna be very popular though.

Grass, thank you for the advice. I'll try to think of something better for one-liners. Oh and Stoopidmahn, I also write Interview with Tingle now too. Also, I think up almost the whole thing before I start writing and then I write even more while I writing. No prewriting. Thanks for your support you two!

Nice, amamzingly very LOL, but you mght wanna tone down the SH/T a little bit

I like it, it made me laugh. especially this part:

Skullkid: *dodges and then jumps onto Epona's back* Giddy up horsie!

Epona: Ok! *begins running*

Link: *jumps and hangs on Epona's leg* Epona stop!

Epona: Ok, I'll stop.

Skullkid: No! Keep running and dont listen to him!

Epona: Ok!

Link: Damn horse!

I liked all charcters personalities. Especially Epona

Thank you all for your support. Now, here's my next chapter.


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Chapter2: Getting to Clocktown
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Link: WHAT IF I'M TOO UGLY TO OPEN THE DOOR?!?! WHAT IF THE DOOR DOESN'T LIKE UGLY PEOPLE OPENING IT?!?! WHAT IF THE D-

Tatl: Just open the god-damn door!

Link: Fine! *opens door and goes through hallway*

Tatl: Wait! *follows him and stops him at the end of the hallway* Um...Sorry about what I said earlier.

Link: Really?

Tatl: No, but anyways we could be partners until we find the Skullkid.

Link: Partners! Ahh ****!

Tatl: Anyways, I'm a helpful fairy with a small aditude problem.

Script Writer: Small aditude problem?

Tatl: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! YOU CAN JUST GO TO HELL!

SW: Dont hate the player, hate the game!

Tatl: SHUT UP!

Link:

Tatl: Anyways, just press up on the C-stick and I can talk to you!

Link: Whats a C-stick?

Tatl: Nevermind. Just keep going.

Link: Ok. *takes one step forward*

C-stick: TATL WANTS YOU!

Link: Ok, gezz! What do I do now?

C-stick: PRESS UP!

Link: What the hell?

C-stick: PRESS UP!

Link: AHHHHHHHH! STOP IT! I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

C-stick: PRESS UP!

Link: GO TO HELL!

C-stick: PRESS UP!

Link: AHHHHHHHHH! *takes out sword and holds it close to his neck* One more word and I'll kill myself!

Tatl: Ok C-stick, you're too complicated for him. Just leave.

C-stick: Whats so complicated about "PRESS UP!"

Tatl: LEAVE!

C-stick: Fine! *leaves*

Tatl: Anyways, you're standing on a Deku Flower. Jump inside!

Link: OK! *jumps inside*

Tatl: Well, what do you see?

Link: Garbage, Garbage, Brittany Spears, HOLY! I SEE MCDONALDS!

Tatl: Man, they are EVERY WHERE!

Link: Must...resist...infected cattle food...AHHH! *gets shot out*

Tatl: Ok, fly to the other side of the room.

Link: Will do! Oh, look at me. I'm flying! I bet you can't do that Tatl!

Tatl: Actully, I can!

Link: Oh yeah *reaches other side of room*

Tatl: Ok, lets go!

They enter into the next room.

Link: Tatl...what would happen if I fall down in here.

Tatl: You would keep falling until the game resets you back up here with a little less heart.

Link: Oh, ok. In that case, I THINK YOU'RE COMPLETLY CRAZY!

Tatl: Get your ass to that door!

Link: Ok! *reaches the door*

Tatl: Hey, look at that tree. It looks so sad. So lon-

Link: Yeah, Yeah. *pees on it*

Tatl: You moron!

Link: Whatever.

They enter the next room and are about to enter Clocktown when-

Happy Mask Salesman: Hello guys! Dont take this in the wrong way but I been following you!

Tatl: STALKER!

HMS: No! I was following you.

Tatl: STALKER!

HMS: NO NO! Follower!

Tatl: STALKER!

HMS: What ever. Anyways, if you get your precious do-hickey back, I can turn you back into pretty. All you have do for me... is blah, blah, blah, get the mask in 3 days.

Link: Ok.

Tatl: STALKER!

The two leaves and enter Clocktown.

Tatl: This looks like a nice place.

Link: AHHH! THE SUN!

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Ok, I dont think thats my best but whatever. I just wanna get out of that place and begin Clocktown. By the way, I'm adding a poll soon.

EDIT: I just added it.

Lol! That's awsome! Stupid Ugly link... Anyways, i think you could stop the whole Buttons from the game thing. Everyone does that joke, and its not really that funny. I like the stalker thing. Its kinda awsome how mcdonalds is everywhere. But overall, its awsome

Not too shabby, although the first one was better- still, this was a good chapter.

Stoopidmahn is right about the buttons joke, but that's just about all I can think of for you.

You had very few spelling errors- although you did spell the word "doo-hickey" wrong :XD

So, good job and keep it up.

Thanks Grass and Stoopidmahn. You two are really helpful. I wont use that button joke anymore, I didn't realize it was common. Anyways, thanks.

By the way, what did you guys vote for?

I voted for Goth, because that would be awsome... Hurry up witha new chapter, ok?

Originally Posted by Stoopidmahn

I voted for Goth, because that would be awsome... Hurry up witha new chapter, ok?

I might be able to post another chapter tonight or tomorrow, ok?

By the way, there are 4 bomber members and Jim, the leader, right?

Nevermind, I just remebered that there is 5 people. Anyways, here is my next chapter.

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Chapter3: Clocktown
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Link: Wow! What a place!

Tatl: Yeah.

Link: I'm hungry. I'm gonna find a McDonalds.

Near by citizen: McDonalds? We don't have one, ugly scrub.

Link: You kiddin me?!?!

Citizen: Nope!

Link: Go to hell you @$$hole! *begins attacking him with spin attack*

Citizen: Ahhhhh! Ugly scrub is attacking me! *runs away*

Link: Hey! Thats offenisve to some people you know!

Tatl: Ok, anyways, I think we should meet up with the Great Fairy in North Clocktown. She'll know where the skullkid is.

Link: I think I'll just ask some townsfolk instead. I bet they know some stuff.

Tatl: Just ask the Great Fairy.

Link: No thanks. I'm just gonna ask the townsfolk.

Tatl: SCREW THE DUMB@$$ TOWNFOLK AND ASK THE GREAT FAIRY!

Link: Umm... the town heard you.

Mob: Get her!

Tatl: Oh great! See you later Link! *flees*

Mob: *chases Tatl* Kill her! Kill her!

Link: You know what, I think I'll just ask the Great Fairy inste-

Dog: Woof!

Link: Hello doggy! *reachs to pet dog*

Dog: *bites him* Get your deku hand's away from me dastard!

Link: Ouch! That hurt!

Dog: You want more? I'll give you more! *pulls out machine gun from his coat*

Link: Heh, Heh, bye! *flees*

Dog: Get back here! *begins shooting*

Link: *gets hit and dies*

Dog: Ha Ha!

Scriptwriter: Umm... thats too violent! You're losing your machine gun and Link is coming back to life. Also, you're getting fixed doggy!

Dog: Oh sh- *vanishs to get fixed*

Link: *comes back to life* Uggh. *leaves to find North Clocktown*

20 seconds later, Link arrives at North Clocktown.

Link: Ok... now where to loo-

Tatl: HI!

Link: *startled* Where the hel-

Tatl: PISS OFF!

Link: I'm guessing you lost the mob.

Tatl: YUP! NOW GET GOING YOU SLOWPOKE!

Link: Ok, geez!

The two enters the Great Fairy fountain.

Link: *sees the broken Great Fairy* Thats the Great Fairy?

Tatl: GREAT FAIRY! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!

Great Fairy pieces: Well...

Flashback.

Great Fairy: Hi Skullkid! You wanna play tag, you cute little piece of crap?

Skullkid: No! I just want some crack! If you don't have any, then die!

Great Fairy: Whaa-

Skulkid: Kazam, almookie!

Great Fairy: Ahhhhh! *turns into a delicious, rich chocalte cake, full with suger and has more caliories then a king chocalte shake from Burger King*

Skullkid: Whoops. Kazam, mdiojshoh!

Great Fairy: Ahhhhhhhh! *turns into Great Fairy pieces*

Skullkid: See ya! I'm off to find some crack!

End of Flashback.

Link: Nice flashback.

Great Fairy: Just find my lost piece, ok?

Link: We will.

Tatl: RIGHT AWAY SIR! I MEAN MA'AM!

Great Fairy: Just go!

The two leave and begin looking around in the Stockpot Inn.

Link: Did you find it yet Tatl?

Tatl: Yeah! Come over here!

Link: *comes* Oh you gotta be kidding me!

Tatl: Nope! That Great Fairy piece really is in that toilet Link! And I dont have hands so you need to get it out! HA HA!

Link: Uggh. *reaches in for fairy piece*

3 minutes later.

Link: That was disgusting but at least we got it out.

Tatl: Yeah! Now lets go!

They return to the Great Fairy fountain and the Great Fairy fountain is restored.

Great Fairy: Oh, thank you my ugly here.

Link: Hey!

Great Fairy: Anyways, I will now besto- ....

Link: What?

Great Fairy: Normally people freak out about my looks by now. You're the first one who hasn't!

Link: I don't judge people by their looks ma'am.

Great Fairy: Oh, thats good. Anyways, I now bestow you with magic power! Rudjk! *gives magic power*

Link: Oh sweet! *recives magic power*

Tatl: Thank you Great Fairy.

Great Fairy: No, than-

Link: Hey Great Fairy! Look what I can do! *shoots Tatl with an dart*

Tatl: Ouch! What was that for?

Link: Nothin really. I just needed a test shot. *shoots Tatl with an dart again*

Tatl: You moron! Quite it!

Link: Nope! *shoots another dart at Tatl*

Tatl: YOU SON OF A *****! YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS! MAYBE NOT TODAY! MAYBE NOT TOMORRROW! BUT SOME DAY! SOME DAY!

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End of Part 1
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Well, I don't know how good this chapter was so please post some helpful comments.

EDIT: I think I got a good idea for the bombers now. Even though the poll results are all even out with 5 votes I belive, I got a good idea. Anyone dare wanna guess what it is? Come on, I dare ya!

Ok, I hate to post with no comments in bewteen but whatever. By the way, could you guys post a grade for each chapter. I just want to know how I'm doing.

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Part 2 of Clocktown: Even Crazier
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Outside of the Great Fairy fountain.

Link: This is fun! *shoots Tatl with another dart*

Tatl: Stop it! We're suppose to find the Skullkid. I mean, we don't even have 84 hours left anymore!

Link: We never had 84 hours. You just suck at math!

Tatl: *sighs* I guess I'm gonna have to break it down to you and show you why we only have 84 hours left.

Link: *begins dancing* BREAK IT DOWN! OH YEAH! BREAK IT DOWN!

Tatl: You done?

Link: Yes...maybe.

Tatl: No, not maybe. Anyways, 3 days, 24 hours each day. I'll first do 24 to 24. 2+2= fish but it's really 20 plus 20 so its fishy. 4+4=8. So now we just do 8+24+fishey to get 84 hours. Understand?

Link: You know, you make perfect sense!

Tatl: Good. Anyways, look at that cute little kid over there trying to break the ballon. Look at his rosy cheeks and his cute li-

Link: I wanna try breaking the ballon! *fires at ballon*

Ballon: Holy ****! That hurts! *pops*

Jim: Wha- who did that?

Link: Me.

Jim: Ahhh, an ugly person! BOMB!

Link: What the- nevermind. Anyways, you're suppose to start talking now about stuff that bores me.

Jim: Oh yeah, BOMB! I'm the leader of the Bombers, and we help people with their mental and physical needs. BOMB! Anyways, BOMB, we don't let any non-human kid join us but if you win at hide and seek, BOMB, we'll let you go to the observety, BOMB!

Link: Cool, I'll take you on!

Jim: Thats, BOMB!, great! I'll get the group over, BOMB!, here.

Tatl: Dude, stop saying "BOMB".

Jim: No, BOMB, way! *calls the Bombers over here*

Tatl: Umm...hi.

Bomber1: Hi right back at ya!

Tatl: Why thank yo-

Bomber2: Oh my god! A retarded fairy and a ugly scrub! What the hell!

Bomber1: Please, stop swearng.

Bomber2: NO F***ING WAY AM I GONNA STOP SWEARING!

Bomber1: Please, with sprinkles at top!

Bomber2: Get out of my sight moron! *pushs Bomber1 down*

Bomber1: Ouch! That was mean! I'm telling mommy.

Bomber2: Oh wow! Mommy! HA HA!

Bomber3: Hey Bomber4, take a look at that foo laying on the ground! And check out my bling!

Bomber4: The light, it's so useless. Black! Black! Black!

Tatl: Umm, Link. These guys are-

Jim: FOCUS! BOMB! WE ARE HERE TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH THAT UGLY SCRUB!

Bomber1: Yay! Thats my favorite game!

Bomber2: Whatever. I'll play the dumb@$$ game I guess.

Bomber3: Yo, this is childern game! Me aint goin start actin like a foo!

Bomber4: I'll...find a...dark place to hide where no blasted light shines on me.

Jim: Ok, Bomber3, BOMB, you don't have to play.

Bomber3: Good.

Jim: Ok, everybody hide!

The Bombers all run and hide behind the slide.

Jim: Ok, you can start looking now.

Link: This will be the easiest game I ever played! *goes and finds all of the Bombers*

Jim: Ahhh BOMB! I thought we had a good hiding spot. *blows up Bomber1 with an bomb to chill his anger*

Bomber2: Bravo, Bravo, Jim!

Jim: Ok, the code is 22221. BOMB! Bomber3 will be there guarding the way, Give him the code and you may go to the fancy place. BOMB! *lights off another bomb and almost kills Tatl*

Tatl: Lets get out of here! *flees*

Link: Amen! *flees*

Jim: BOMB!

Later, they find Bomber3.

Tatl: Hey, we know the code so let us in!

Bomber3: Bet ya don't!

Link: It's 22221. Now let us through.

Bomber3: Damn ugly scrub! *steps aside*

Tatl: Ok, lets go!

Link and Tatl enter and are going when a enemy drops in front of them.

Tatl: Its a spider!

Link: I thought it had a more proper name.

Spider: Yeah!

Tatl: But Script Writer can't remeber how to spell the spider's proper name and he dosn't want to make Grass angry so he's just writing spider.

Link: What ever, DIE! *shoots the spider with an dart and kills it*

Spider: Oh, to die with out my proper name! Why!?!

Script Writer: Hey, it's not my fault you have such an damn name!

Spider: Oh. *dies*

Tatl: Lets keep going.

Link: Agree.

The two make it into the next room and see the ballon blocking the way.

Link: I got this. *shoots the ballon*

Ballon: AHHHHH! That hurt! *pops but when it pops, it swears instead of making a popping noise*

Link: That was akward.

Tatl: You're ugly.

Link: Shut it! You're an lesbien!

Tatl: How did you know!

Link: You really are a le-

Tatl: No! Got ya!

Link: We are goin keep going.

The two finally make it to the observatory and meets the weird dude.

Weird Dude: Hey man, want to...urp..look in my telescope?

Tatl: Are you drunk?!?!?!

Weird Dude: Possibly...*passes out*

Link: Sweet, he passed out drunk! I'm taking a look in his telescope! *looks in telescope*

Tatl: What do you see?

Link: Well, I see plants, trees, and- HOLY ****! I SEE THE SKULLKID AND HE IS MOONING US AND HE HAS WEED!

Tatl: Real-

Boom sound: *makes boom sound as if something fell from the sky* Hey Link, come look at the cool moonstone that fell from the sky!

Link: Ok! *gets moonstone*

Tatl: That could be useful!

Link: I bet it ain't!

Tatl: Wanna bet?!?

Link: Yeah, 50 ruppees!

Tatl: Deal!

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End of Part 2
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Well, how was that? I think that was pretty good. What about you? Also, please tell me what your favorite part is.

Originally Posted by moblin boy

Boom sound: *makes boom sound as if something fell from the sky* Hey Link, come look at the cool moonstone that fell from the sky!

Link: Ok! *gets moonstone*

Tatl: That could be useful!

Link: I bet it ain't!

Tatl: Wanna bet?!?

Link: Yeah, 50 ruppees!

Tatl: Deal!

This is my favorite part mainly because I know Tatl is going to win I think this is one of your best chapters so far Moblin boy quite funny.

Originally Posted by Commander Thor

This is my favorite part mainly because I know Tatl is going to win I think this is one of your best chapters so far Moblin boy quite funny.

Thank you. I also think thats one of my best chapters as well. The Bombers were fun to type about and while I was typing, I thought of the whole Link/Tatl bet thing. Glad to see it turned out well.

EDIT: The next chapter probably won't come out till tomorrow. By the way, do you guys think this parody is great, good, kinda bad, or completly bad?

I think this parody is very good moblin boy!!! why would you ask that? because I wouldn't even ask a question like this with the comments you've had (well except grass but he's incredible-no offence mobling boy).

Link: Well, I see plants, trees, and- HOLY ****! I SEE THE SKULLKID AND HE IS MOONING US AND HE HAS WEED!









That was my favorite part!

And the McDonalds part is classic!

In fact I'm getting McDonalds right now!

I know I'm making you hungry!

A quarter pouder that sizzles in you mouth and yummy salty french fries!

Tasty!