(com)OOT Parody- 3x Link [T]

Not as funny as some, but still quite amusing. ^^

Originally Posted by Grass

Shigeru Miyamoto: YOU GIVE UP? Fine! If my games are so hard, maybe I shouldn’t make them anymore! I quit! *quits*

Game: *ceases to exist*

Yellow: …Hurr?

Shigeru Miyamoto: *returns* Okay, okay, I’m back.

Game: *exists*

Lol, that was funny. Hee. *waits for next chapter*

You are awesome, man. Keep Ocarina of Time goin' for as long as you can, okay? I like how you incorporate all the weapons and characters as they appear. Do you write his parody as you play the game? Because it really looks like you have everything in the right order. But, one thing... where's the Hylian Shield? You can buy it as Young Link, and it rests on your back like a turtle shell because it's to big. You should put that in.

Okay... I lied. One more thing: What happens when they get the Gorn's and Zora's tunic?

Originally Posted by Grass

Black: …Who does he think he is, Kirby?


Shigeru Miyamoto: YOU GIVE UP? Fine! If my games are so hard, maybe I shouldn’t make them anymore! I quit! *quits*

Game: *ceases to exist*

Yellow: …Hurr?

Shigeru Miyamoto: *returns* Okay, okay, I’m back.

Game: *exists*


Deku Shields: AAH! I’m burnin- *burns up*


Shigeru Miyamoto: B-b-but… that’s not… that’s not how you’re supposed to kill him! That’s cheating! HACKERS!



Black: Oh, hell no! *throws Teketite in the middle of the huddle*

Teketite: …uh?

Goron 1: HUG!

Goron 2: HUG!

Teketite: *gets squished* AAAIEEE!


Yellow: …Dude, what’s “PMS”?


Old Hag: …

Old Hag’s Friend: …

Old Hag: …BOOM! WAHAHAHAHA!

Old Hag’s Friend: AHAHAHAHA!

^^^^My favorite parts ^_^
I still love this story! Funny as heck! Yellow didn't know what PMS was...hahahahahahaha!!!

Originally Posted by Malo and Talo

one thing... where's the Hylian Shield? You can buy it as Young Link, and it rests on your back like a turtle shell because it's to big. You should put that in.

did you buy it? you can dig it up in dampes graveyard at night, also, good work grass, i loved the miyamoto bits, they are now my fave bits, followed closely by the kakarico village guard and the still funny 'what rhymes with deku tree' bits

Originally Posted by Malo and Talo

You are awesome, man. Keep Ocarina of Time goin' for as long as you can, okay? I like how you incorporate all the weapons and characters as they appear. Do you write his parody as you play the game? Because it really looks like you have everything in the right order. But, one thing... where's the Hylian Shield? You can buy it as Young Link, and it rests on your back like a turtle shell because it's to big. You should put that in.

Okay... I lied. One more thing: What happens when they get the Gorn's and Zora's tunic?

Thanks. My goal is to finish the whole story if possible.

I've actually played through the game twice, and I remember most of the stuff that happens. If I forget, I just glance at a walkthrough or something.

As for the Hylian Shield- that's next.

As for the Goron and Zora's tunic- that's very much in the future, so I won't tell you (mostly because I don't know yet) Really, the only thing I've already planned out is Ganondorf's personality, the Gerudos and Jabu-Jabu- all of which I might change later.

Maybe it should be, like a tunic which all of them had to wear it together and they, like get mad with each other because they can't walk right because they all have to wear one tunic, and there's only that one last tunic in the world, so whaddya think?

Originally Posted by Carge

Maybe it should be, like a tunic which all of them had to wear it together and they, like get mad with each other because they can't walk right because they all have to wear one tunic, and there's only that one last tunic in the world, so whaddya think?

Heh, that would be funny. It might make things too difficult, but we'll see how it turns out.

Originally Posted by skeletonwarrior

cool, man. any idea when the next chapters gonna be?

I think my writing slump is gone, and I have some great ideas for the Zoras and Jabu-Jabu, so probably before the end of today.

Grass (I think we're on first-name basis now), I am so into this parody... and guess what? I found that I had written a Lord of the Rings parody a few years back! It is awesome! I pretty much gave up on it then, but you hilarious jokes and awesome storyling has inspired me to ressurect The Lord of the Rings parody! You rock; can't wait to see the next chapter (although I know I have to...)

Oh, for the tunices part.... maybe they all wear the same tunic and you need a new way to identify them or have something different then tunics when the part comes.

another idea for the tunics part is that white becomes green, yellow becomes red, and black becomes blue

Originally Posted by Grass

Old Hag: …

Old Hag’s Friend: …

Old Hag: …BOOM! WAHAHAHAHA!

Old Hag’s Friend: AHAHAHAHA!

Favorite part. Great parody you've got going here!

Or, for the tunics, they get in a huge fight over it and end up ripping it...causing a slight problem. Then, they go wondering around trying to find more tunics, and after endless searching, they have three on sale at the local Fairy-Mart...or something. (do they have Wal-Marts in Zelda? xD)

Oh wow! I didn't expect to find this here. I started reading this from the beginning on GFaqs. I'm ShadowReaper there. 'Tis good stuff you got going here. Keep up the excellent work!

Love all of 'em! X) Got some good consistent humor going on there, and still have the story interesting. Can't wait for your next one.

My favourite quote was probably...

Navi: "STRONG IRON BARS…"
Black: "…ARE NEEDED TO KEEP YOUR FRIGGIN MOUTH SHUT."

*laughs uncontrollably* Can't wait for your next one, dude.

Originally Posted by Shadow Wolf

Oh wow! I didn't expect to find this here. I started reading this from the beginning on GFaqs. I'm ShadowReaper there. 'Tis good stuff you got going here. Keep up the excellent work!

Cool, a fellow GameFAQer! But I don't remember a ShadowReaper on GameFAQS... have you ever posted in my thread there?

NOTE: I know the poll is going to close on the 26th, but consider it closed already. Fancy words wins.

This next chapter isn't too funny, I don't think, but it's plot build up. I think the next one will be better.


CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: ZORA’S DOMAIN

The four exit Kakariko Village.

White: So where next?

Navi: Hey, Yellow! Black! What happened to your shields?

Black: Oh… they burned up.

White: Oh! That sucks. Where are we going to get new ones?

Navi: I’m sure we’ll find some in Hyrule Market. Afterwards, we should head over to Zora’s Domain to get the last Spiritual Stone.

White: Cool. Let’s go.

Yellow: …So, guys, you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?

Navi: No, what?

White: Oh! Did you guys get another heart after the last boss?

Yellow: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that! Here it is. *hands heart to White*

White: *eats heart*

Navi: *pukes*

The four buy the Hylian Shield and approach the river near Zora’s Domain.

White: *jumps in water and swims to the other side*

Yellow: *follows White*

Black: *runs around the river*

White: Black, where are you going?

Black: Huh? Oh, nowhere. I’m just going around the river.

White: Why? That’ll take longer. Just jump in and-

Black: I know, just wait, okay?

White: …Well, okay.

The four continue into Zora’s River.

Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot!

White: Go away!

Kaepora Gaebora: Up ahead is Zora’s Domain.

White: We know. Now go away.

Kaepora Gaebora: They won’t let just anyone in, you know. You have to know the royal family’s song.

White: We know the-

Kaepora Gaebora: You don’t know the royal family’s song?

White: We DO know the-

Kaepora Gaebora: If you don’t know the royal family’s song, then I’ll teach it to you! …For a modest fee of 100 Rupees, of course.

White: No. Go away.

Black: Wait! *whispers in White’s ear*

White: …Actually, I changed my mind. *takes out bomb and hands it to Kaepora Gaebora* Could you hold this for me while I look for my wallet?

Kaepora Gaebora: Sure! Hoot!

White: *pretends to look for wallet*

Bomb: *explodes*

Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot! *flies away*

Yellow: Awesome, that cleared the rocks blocking the way too! Two birds with one stone!

Navi: Actually, it’s more like one bird and three stones with one bomb…

Yellow: …Just shut up.

The four continue until they reach a dead end.

Navi: We have to cross, but the river’s current is too fast and the gap is too large. You can’t jump across…

Yellow: Hm… Hey, what about that Cucco over there? *grabs Cucco*

White: Yellow, what are you doing?

Yellow: Let me just see if this works. *glides across river* Heh, awesome! You try!

White: Okay, here goes! *grabs Cucco, glides across river* That was pretty fun!

Yellow: Your turn, Black!

Black: Erm… are you sure this will hold my weight? I don’t want to fall in the river…

White: Of course it will, Black. We did it, didn’t we?

Yellow: Yeah, come on! Don’t be a chicken!

White: *laughs* Nice one!

Black: Oh… chicken… cucco… very funny. Okay, here goes… *closes eyes, grabs Cucco, glides across river* Phew! Made it!

White: Say, Black, is anything wrong? You’ve been acting a little strange lately…

Black: It’s nothing. Let’s just go, shall we?

The four continue until they enter Zora’s Domain.

White: Cool! Zora’s Domain!

Black: It’s like hell…

Yellow: *talking to a nearby Zora* Hey, do you know where the King is?

Zora: I believe that the King is currently situated in his throne room. To see him, simply ascend that slope until you arrive at the aforementioned throne room.

Yellow: …Thanks.

The four continue into the King Zora’s throne room.

King Zora: …Ah, welcome young travelers from the forest! I am the ruler of these aquatic people, the Zoras. I-

Yellow: WHOA!

King Zora: …Pardon me, has something caught your attention?

Yellow: FAT!

White: REALLY FAT!

King Zora: I’m afraid I don’t quite-

Yellow: FATTY FAT FAT FAT FAT!

Black: HAHA! You’re so FAT!

Navi: FAAAAAAAT!

King Zora: Look, I-

Yellow: WOW! You’re so fat, I bet people jog laps around you!

White: Haha! Good one!

Navi: I bet you’re so fat, that when you jump in the lake, all the water jumps out and waits for its turn!

Black: Haha! Nice!

King Zora: I suppose I-

Black: You’re so fat, that when you walk in front of a television while I’m watching it, I miss thirty minutes of the show!

Yellow: Haha- wait, what’s a television?

Black: …Hm, I don’t know.

King Zora: I’m not that-

White: …Hey! Hey guys! Check this out! *points to the left* My arm is a fatty detector, okay? Beep… Beep… *moves arm to the right* Beep… Beep… *points at King Zora* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! FATTY ALERT FATTY ALERT! AHAHAHA!

Navi: HAHA! HE’S SO FAAAAAAT!

Black: Heh… heh… Okay, I don’t have anymore fat jokes.

White: Yeah, same.

King Zora: If your attempts to ridicule my slightly excessive weight are quite finished, then…

Navi: “Slightly” excessive weight? You’re FAT!

Yellow: SO FAT!

King Zora: I implore you to listen to me! My only daughter is absent, and I haven’t an inkling on her whereabouts. If you could find the kindness and sympathy in your heart to find her, I would be eternally grateful.

White: Sure, we’ll find her. *begins to walk down the left path* Catch you later… fatty!

The four walk down the left path.

King Zora: …Perhaps a regular dietary habit would be beneficial to my physical stature… Hey, you!

Zora: Yes, sir?

King Zora: Please inform the chef that I will only be having fourty hamburgers for my dinner tonight.

Zora: Right away, sir.

That was pretty good. The FAT part made me laugh a lot. *sits and waits*

Man, you, are, GREAT! I laughed a lot when everybody starts calling King Zora a huge fatty. You did good, once again.

FATTY! FATTY!
Fourty hamburgers, I laughed so hard when I heard that....

Hahahahahaha!!! Only forty hamburgers!! hahaha! Aw man, hilarious! Gotta love the fat jokes....I got tons of 'em!

Ruto's next, isn't she? ....I just hope she doesn't scar them for life, lol! XD

Originally Posted by unknown_turnip

Hahahahahaha!!! Only forty hamburgers!! hahaha! Aw man, hilarious! Gotta love the fat jokes....I got tons of 'em!

Ruto's next, isn't she? ....I just hope she doesn't scar them for life, lol! XD

xD That's right.

"You're...NAKED! BOOBS! NAKED NAKED NAKED BOOBS!"

wow. awkward. anyway....*waits patiently*