(com)OOT Parody- 3x Link [T]

Did you put the Wolfmother joke in because they have a song called Dimensions?
Nice work on the new chapters. If there's one thing that bugs me about it, it's that the 'You know what rhymes with Deku Tree?' line is beginning to get a bit repetitive. Otherwise great work.

the 'you know what rhymes with deku tree' line is not getting repetitive at all, the longer it goes on, the more anticipated it is to find out what rhymes with deku tree because i cant think of anything lolz

I loved this chapter. "Because the other was a Mac" Rofl. *sits and waits*

Hey this is actually really good. Keep up the good work! Just to let you know, it seemed to me that the humor was not as good as it was in the beginning, but let your creativity take over and I'm sure it will be as funny as hell!!

Awesome! I was laughing at everything in the story... I'm not even sure what my favorite part is, I laughed so much...

Thank you everyone who posted.

MMKB, yes, that's the reason I put the Wolfmother joke. It's also because the chorus ends with the phrase "...into another dimension", which I said earlier in the parody. You'd have to known that song, Dimension, to get the joke.

MasterLink31, THANK YOU for making me stop being unimaginative. For a little while, ever since the chapter with the Wolfos, I had a feeling that the quality of the humor was going down, but nobody ever complained so I figured it was okay. It was your comment that made me try to use my imagination. In this chapter, I tried my hardest to be imaginative, and I even introduced a new character, who I hope you guys like. This chapter is experimental in a few ways, so tell me if you like it or not.

CHAPTER SIXTEEN: EXPLORING DODONGO’S CAVERN, PART II

The three come across a chest.

Yellow: *opens chest* A …bag.

Navi: Noooo, it’s a BOMB bag!

Yellow: Oh. So, how is it different from a regular bag?

Navi: It can hold bombs!

Yellow: …So how is it different from a regular bag?

Navi: I had this same discussion over the Deku Sticks with White…

Black: Just take it. It comes with a bunch of free bombs.

Yellow: Let me see… *takes out bomb* Wow, how did such a huge bomb come from such a tiny bag?

Navi: Because it’s a BOMB bag!

Yellow: Oh, I get it. So, the bombs are compressed, but they become large out here, right?

Navi: Something like that. Now, put down that bomb before-

Black: It’s probably just a magic bag. It looks like it’s empty, but it has a bunch of bombs.

Navi: Yellow, if you don’t put down that bomb, you’re going to-

Yellow: Say, what’s that sizzling sound?

Navi: You know what? Forget it. Blow your freaking head up. See if I care. *pouts*

Yellow: Oh, sh-

Yellow quickly throws the bomb away from him, which explodes and destroys a nearby cracked wall.

Black: That was close!

Yellow: I almost ended up like White!

Black: Navi, why didn’t you-

Navi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY DIDN’T I WARN HIM, HUH? I WARNED WHITE, BUT HE DIDN’T LISTEN TO ME AND NOW HE’S UNCONSCIOUS! I WARNED YELLOW, BUT HE DIDN’T LISTEN TO ME EITHER! NOBODY LISTENS TO ME! WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO ME? I WISH YOU ALL HAD BLOODY CONCUSSIONS AND WERE ALL DEADER THAN A DOORKNOB! AAAAAAH! *flies away*

Yellow: …Wait, what did she say? I wasn’t listening.

Black: I don’t know, probably nothing important though. Let’s continue.

The two continue until they reach a bridge with holes over it, directly over the large Dodongo Skull.

Yellow: Well, I suppose we should cross the bridge then. *begins to walk across bridge*

A small imp, dressed in red with a yellow straw hat, drops from the ceiling.

Riddleman: *drops from ceiling* Halt! Pass not! No!

Yellow: Aw, you’re a cute kid. Now get out of my way before I hurt you.

Riddleman: You can’t hurt me, because I am invincible! Hoo hoo!

Yellow: Whaddya want, kid? Want a piece of candy? Let me see if I have some candy for you in this bomb- er, “candy” bag.

Riddleman: Candy causes cavities! That was an alliteration! My name is Riddleman. You cannot pass until you answer a minimum of two (2) (II) (dos) of my three (3) (III)(cuatro) questions! The questions will vary in their type and difficulty, so you must be on your toes! Are you ready?

Black: I’ll chop your head off right now, and I won’t regret it later, either.

Riddleman: Very well! First question:

I am the mother of the daughter of the uncle of the brother of the granddaughter of the man your sister’s husband’s brother’s aunt’s sister had an affair with. Who am I?

Yellow: You’re an annoying little imp who won’t let us pass through this bridge, that’s who you are.

Riddleman: I know you jest, so I let you try one more time.

Black: You’re going to be a dead imp if you don’t let us cross the bridge.

Riddleman: *draws two knives* Lookee! I got two knives! I’ll cut the bridge down if you cannot answer the next two questions!

Yellow: Woah! Okay, fine. We’ll get them both right… won’t we?

Black: Of course we will.

Riddleman: Okay. Second question is a riddle, so pay attention:

I come out of hiding when the light is gone,
My domain lasts half a day.
I bring life to those who were dead,
and I am illuminated by the sun’s rays.
I am the moon.
Who am I?

Yellow: …Um, the moon?

Riddleman: Good! Now, third question:

What is the name of that owl who keeps advertising?

Black: Kayboring Gayboring.

Riddleman: …Close enough! *puts away knives* You have passed the test and you may proceed! *disappears*

Black: That was pretty unexpected… I guess we can cross the bridge now.

Yellow: Wait, it’s a dead end! What does that mean?

Black: There must be some way to open the big Dodongo skull from here, that means… but how?

Yellow: *looks around* Dang, I’m not good at this kind of stuff… This is White’s job!

Black: Yeah, he’s always the one figuring out puzzles and everything. I mean, the only thing that comes to mind is blowing the skull up with those bombs, and that’d probably be impractical.

Yellow: Navi, do you have any ideas? …Navi?

Black: She flew away. I’m sure she’ll be back, though.

Yellow: Dang… Wait… blowing the skull up with bombs? …I got it!

Black: What?

Yellow: Look at the holes in the bridges! They’re over eyes! I bet if we drop bombs in the eyes the skull will open!

Black: Oh! Do it!

Yellow: *drops bomb in first eye*

Dodongo Skull: Hey! Why you drop bomb in eye? It make explosion and me hurt!

Yellow: …It talks?

Dodongo Skull: I am he not it! Do not drop another bomb or I beat you up real good now!

Yellow: *drops bomb in second eye*

Dodongo Skull: HEY! If I not attached to wall, I would beat you up real good now!

Yellow: You’re supposed to open up now.

Dodongo Skull: If you wanted me open up, you could have asked but not drop bombs on me! I no open up until you apologize!

Yellow: Okay, I’m sorry for dropping bombs in your eyes.

Dodongo Skull: It okay. *opens mouth*

The two continue until they reach the boss room.

Yellow: Guess what?

Black: What?

Yellow: STRONG IRON DOORS BLOCK-

Black: *punches Yellow*

Yellow: …Sorry. So, you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?

Black: What?

King Dodongo: HEY! You in my territory! I beat you up real good now!

Black: Not if we kill you first, you sack of l-

Yellow: Oh, I’m sorry. We didn’t realize it was your territory. We didn’t mean to trespass, honestly!

King Dodongo: Oh… it okay. I no want to beat up no one anyways… I more of pacifist.

Yellow: I understand. Violence isn’t the way to solve anything.

Black: …I’m going to kill myself.

King Dodongo: That what I tell my people but they no want to listen! For them it always kill kill kill everyone and everything! I tell them “make love no war” but they no know how to make love, so they only make war! I no good king at all! *sobs*

Yellow: *pats King Dodongo Of course you’re a good king! You just need to be firmer. You have to take control of your subjects, and tell them that violence is not allowed anymore. They’ll listen to you. They’re rebellious now, but deep inside they hold a respect for you.

Black: Seriously, I’m just going to jump in that pool of lava.

King Dodongo: You think so? Should I go now and tell them no violence allowed? They listen to me?

Yellow: Just you try! They’ll definitely listen to you! And could you get them to move out of this cavern? It belongs to the Gorons, and they’re starving because of your people.

Black: I’m just going to impale myself with this here sword and…

King Dodongo: I try to do that too. Thank you for words of comfort. I very much appreciate. Goodbye! *turns around and begins to leave*

Black: …OH! Yellow, you’re a genius! You said that to make him turn around, because his tail is his weak point! *draws sword*

Yellow: …Huh? No, I just wanted to make him feel bet-

Black: YAAA! *lunge attacks King Dodongo’s tail, but sword bounces off with a resounding “clang”*

Clang: *resounds*

King Dodongo: HEY! Why you try to hit my tail with sword?

Black: Er… I… Uh…

King Dodongo: Forget pacificism! I beat you up real good now!

Yellow: …Great job, Black. *draws sword*

Like your work: not consistent HA-HA, but definitely many giggles result. Do not stop trying to push the envelope, though. Once you do that, you are dead. Dead like a fox!

great work grass, is white going to wake up after the dodongo king or will he be out for longer

Very, very funny! Keep it up!

Of course, it probably will go on forever at this pace, but that is good- more for us!

As for the Zoras- whatever you can pull off to be funny, I don't really care. Except that I somehow don't consider suicidal to be funny.

as for the zora thing, why dont you try writing a short story including the links and the zoras with the different personalitys, that way you can see which ones work best

Very sorry for being late with the updates, everyone. I'm in a bit of a writing slump lately; nothing outstandingly funny has come to mind. However, I do have some good ideas for Jabu-Jabu, so hopefully when we get there, my slump will be gone. Thanks for being patient.

Every chapter made me laugh! Seriously! I was on the floor when the "Mac" beamos started talking.
"Searching in “Secret Porno Stash” folder…"

Hilarious! No comic in history never made me laugh more!
10/10

...Thought it was good, it only made me grin. If you get me to laugh, then holy crap, you've beatin the record! But it only made me grin.

I think it's awesome, man. It is the funniest thing ever. Grass, I'm probably the one who loves this thing the most. You need to do the other Zelda games, too, dude.

Like in the first one, where the old man says "Want to play money making game?", Black and White say, "Up yours, you imposter!" But Yellow (my favorite) stays, and says "So, um, dude... you honestly think I can make some cash off this? I was thinking about takin some girl to a dance... dude... dude? Are you okay? Oh, crap... Black! White! Navi! I think the old geyser died! Hold on, I'm just gonna see what he has for the takin'... whoo! He sure smells bad...

Not that funny, but I'm sure you could do it.

Keep it up! Hurry, 'cause I check all the time for updates!

Ha ha, non-stop laughs from end to end. My favorite was the "PC vs. Mac" joke.
Poor White...when he get's better, is he going to have memory loss?

H. I. L. A. R. I. O. U. S.

This is by far the best parody of a story I have ever read. xD Amazingly funny.

Originally Posted by Grass

Storeowner: Fine! * falls down, opens door behind him * We have bazookas for 5,000 Rupees, bottle of Advil for 4,200 Rupees, a hot dog for 3 Rupees, a sword for 300 Rupees, an industrial-strength condom for…

....

Everyone leaves, except for Black

Black: So when you say “industrial strength”, you mean like…

My favorite part in the series. (the Death Mountain guard comes in second, though. Right before Saria. YAHOO!)

I voted suicidal and depressed for the Zoras. I can't wait to see what you do to make fun of how slowly King Zora scoots out of the way of the gate to Jabu-Jabu. xD That's always bothered me.

Anyway, keep up the fantastic work, I can't wait to see more from you.

Originally Posted by Grass

This is a record number of non-me posts between updates! Hurray! And my thread has now reached over 1000 views! Double hurray! Also, a lot of new readers, which makes me happy as well.



The thing is, at first, I was torn between three options- the first three in fact- big words, depressed, and crazy. They all had very good plot possibilities for the Zoras. I could have flipped a coin and called it over with, but I decided just to involve everyone else for this time only to decide how the Zoras should be. I also put in a couple other personality options just to make it a better poll.

Although, I do understand that it's funnier when the personality is a surprise, so this will be the first and last poll.


And, one last thing, everyone- after reading this, take a gander at my signature. When I update this thread, it will be written in my signature in Deep Sky Blue font. Just a heads up.

Enough talking: Dodongo Time!

CHAPTER FIFTEEN: EXPLORING DODONGO’S CAVERN

The four reach a hallway.

Navi: HEY!

Yellow: …What?

Navi: You should go down this hallway.

Yellow: Thanks.

Baby Dodongo: ROAR!

Navi: Woah!

Baby Dodongo: You in my territory! I beat you up real good now!

Navi: You and what army, small fry?

Baby Dodongo: …Hey! Where go everyone else? …Fine, then I rip you to shreds!

Navi: You and what teeth, baby?

Baby Dodongo: ….Okay, then I trip you make you fall!

Black: *stabs Baby Dodongo*

Baby Dodongo: Hah! That no hurt one bit! Now I- *explodes*

Navi: Little runt.

The four reach a large room.

Yellow: Black, do you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?

Black: No, wha-

Keese: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yellow: Well, technically, yes, that does rhyme with “tree”. But that’s not the answer I was-

Keese: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yellow: Jeez, shut up! *shoots Keese with slingshot*

Navi: …Let’s continue.

*The four enter a large room with two Dodongos.*

Dodongo: Hey! You in my territory! I beat you up real good!

Black: What? Even the adults butcher their grammar?

Yellow: Better than the Gorons, at least.

Navi: You aren’t setting a good example for your kids, you know.

Dodongo 2: You shut up now! We beat you up real good!

Black: Navi, how do we kill these guys?

Yellow: Wait… I have a question. Exactly whose territory is it- yours, or yours?

Dodongo: It my territory!

Dodongo 2: What you say? This my territory!

Dodongo: I am the one who buy this territory with own money!

Dodongo 2: But I am one who kill man who come to collect mortgage!

Dodongo: It my territory and I kill you if say it yours!

Dodongo 2: No, I kill you if say it yours!

Dodongo: ROAR! *breathes fire*

Dodongo 2: ROAR! *breaths fire*

Dodongo: AAAH! MY FACE BURNING! *dies*

Dodongo 2: AAAH! MY FACE ALSO BURNING! *also dies*

Black: Nice one there.

The four enter a room, and the door shuts and iron bars drop down behind them.

Navi: STRONG IRON BARS…

Black: …ARE NEEDED TO KEEP YOUR FRIGGIN MOUTH SHUT.

Navi: …Hmph.

Yellow: Wait, why DID the door lock? *steps forward*

Lizalfos: *drops from ceiling* Yo, homie, ya gotta check this out! We got two little white boys on our turf!

Lizalfos 2: *drops from ceiling* Aw, hell no! Y’all listen up, whitebreads, y’all best be leavin’ now before we open up a can of WHOOP-ASS!

Lizalfos: Ooh! Burn!

Black: You guys are lame.

Lizalfos: We ain’t jokin’ around, white boy.

Yellow: Actually, the door is locked, so we can’t leave.

Lizalfos: Then we’s gonna kick yo asses!

Yellow: Wait! I have a question.

Lizalfos: Shoot.

Lizalfos 2: But not literally!

Lizalfos: Ooh! Burn!

Yellow: …Right. So, exactly whose “turf” is this, yours, or yours?

Lizalfos: Mine, homie!

Lizalfos 2: Now what the hell you on about, homedawg? This here’s my turf. I’m just lettin’ ya stay here.

Lizalfos: Are you fo rizzle?

Lizalfos 2: Fo shizzle!

Lizalfos: Fo shizzle, my nizzle!

Yellow: Ooh! Burn!

Navi: Yellow! Shut up!

Lizalfos 2: Bring it, dawg! *draws blade*

Lizalfos: Ooh, you askin’ for it now, homie! *draws blade*

Lizalfos 2: YAA! *stabs Lizalfos*

Lizalfos: YAA! *stabs Lizalfos 2

Lizalfos 2: AAAH! YOU KILLED ME! *dies*

Lizalfos: AAAH! YOU KILLED ME! *dies*

Black: Wow, everyone here’s a moron.

Navi: Well, the door’s unlocked, so let’s go.

The four continue until they meet two more Dodongos.

Dodongo: Hey! You on my territory! We beat you up real good n-

Yellow: So whose territory is it, yours, or yours?

Dodongo: Mine, because I buy land and pay bills!

Dodongo 2: Yeah, what he said!

Yellow: Well, that’s not good… Navi, how do we kill them?

Navi: Their weak point is their tails.

Yellow: Hmm… Hey, look! Someone’s peeing in your territory right behind you!

Dodongo: WHAT? I beat them up real good! *turns around*

Dodongo 2: *turns around* I no see no one…

Yellow: Now, Black! *jump attacks Dodongo’s tail*

Black: Yaa! *jump attacks Dodongo 2’s tail*

Dodongo: AAAH! MY TAIL! *dies*

Dodongo 2: AAAH! MY TAIL! *dies*

Black: Awesome. Let’s keep going.

The four continue until they meet another Beamos.

Yellow: Oh no, another Beamos. Whatever shall we do?

Beamos: Warning! Intruder alert! Commencing security sequences. Retreiving file “laser.exe”… Laser.exe opened.

Welcome to Laser.exe. Choose your type of laser:
-Weak
-Kind of powerful
-All-powerful, all-destroying ultra super mega chaos laser (comes in 8 different colors)

… All-powerful, all-destroying ultra super mega chaos laser chosen. Choose your color.

… Dangerously hot pink chosen. Firing laser…

Black: You better hurry up, Yellow, you only have 3 years to throw a bomb at it…

Beamos: Loading laser… 1%... 98%...

Black: Holy crap! Watch out! *dives out of the way*

The Beamos fires a large, dangerously hot pink laser that is so powerful that it rips through Hyrule into another dimension.

Tingle: Ow!

Wolfmother: Hey...

Beamos: Recharging laser…

Yellow: Here it goes again! *picks up Bomb Flower and throws it at Beamos*

Beamos: Would you like to turn your computer off, or switch users, or put it in standby?

Yellow: Turn off, please.

Beamos: Good night! *explodes*

Black: Wait, how come this one was so much faster?

Navi: This one was a PC. The other one was a Mac.

Black: Ah, that explains it. Let’s go.









...Out of curiosity, did anyone get the Wolfmother joke?

Hey, not funny. Macs OWN windows.

other than your windows > mac lie, it was pretty good.

Mac being greater than Windows is like saying that IE is greater than Firefox.

(BTW, that means its NOT)

Heh. Anyway, I suggest the computer flaming stops, because it's stupid. *waitse for next chapter*

Originally Posted by \/\/ind \/\/aker

...Thought it was good, it only made me grin. If you get me to laugh, then holy crap, you've beatin the record! But it only made me grin.

Gah! New mission: make \/\/\/\/ laugh.

Originally Posted by Malo and Talo

I think it's awesome, man. It is the funniest thing ever. Grass, I'm probably the one who loves this thing the most. You need to do the other Zelda games, too, dude.

Like in the first one, where the old man says "Want to play money making game?", Black and White say, "Up yours, you imposter!" But Yellow (my favorite) stays, and says "So, um, dude... you honestly think I can make some cash off this? I was thinking about takin some girl to a dance... dude... dude? Are you okay? Oh, crap... Black! White! Navi! I think the old geyser died! Hold on, I'm just gonna see what he has for the takin'... whoo! He sure smells bad...

Not that funny, but I'm sure you could do it.

Keep it up! Hurry, 'cause I check all the time for updates!

Thanks very much I actually haven't played Zelda I or II (shocker), but I'm contemplating doing TP or MM after this one. Of course, this one probably won't be done for a while.

Originally Posted by adad64

Hey, not funny. Macs OWN windows.

I know, it's just a personal opinion.

And, thanks to everyone else who have been supporting me and being patient with my writing slump.


OKAY! Next chapter time! Honestly? I think this one is pretty good. Hopefully my slump is gone. What do you guys think?


CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: FINISHING DODONGO’S CAVERN

King Dodongo: You going to get beat now! *begins to inhale*

Yellow: Watch out!

Black: What’s it doing?

King Dodongo: continues inhaling

Black: …Who does he think he is, Kirby?

King Dodongo: continues inhaling

Yellow: This is strange. It’s almost like… a hint…

Black: A hint?

Shigeru Miyamoto: Come on… come on…

King Dodongo: continues inhaling

Yellow: Yeah, like maybe the fact that it’s inhaling means we’re supposed to do something or the other…

Shigeru Miyamoto: Yes! Keep going!

Black: …Okay, but what do we do?

King Dodongo: continues inhaling

Yellow: Hmm…

Shigeru Miyamoto: It’s really not that hard to figure out!

King Dodongo: continues inhaling

Black: …Man, I give up.

Shigeru Miyamoto: YOU GIVE UP? Fine! If my games are so hard, maybe I shouldn’t make them anymore! I quit! *quits*

Game: *ceases to exist*

Yellow: …Hurr?

Shigeru Miyamoto: *returns* Okay, okay, I’m back.

Game: *exists*

King Dodongo: continues inhaling

Yellow: Phew! So, how should we-

King Dodongo: *breathes fire*

Black: Woah! Put up your shields!

Yellow: AAH! I’m burning!

Black: AAH! I’m burning!

Deku Shields: AAH! I’m burnin- *burns up*

Yellow: Well, that’s not good!

King Dodongo: Hah! Now I roll into you! *curls up into a ball* You better watch out, because… uh… hm.

Yellow: What happened?

King Dodongo: Er, I no see which way I going. Where you guys are?

Black: You’re facing the wrong way. Turn right 90 degrees and then go forward, and you’ll hit us.

King Dodongo: Thank! *turns right, and zooms forward, straight into the pool of lava* YAAAA! IT BURNS! I DYING! HELP! *dies*

Shigeru Miyamoto: B-b-but… that’s not… that’s not how you’re supposed to kill him! That’s cheating! HACKERS!

Yellow: Nice one, Black. …Hey, cool! A heart candy, and a blue light, just like last time. *divides heart in two three, eats one, keeps one, and gives one to Black*

Black: Yeah, save that one for White. *wipes blood off of mouth* Okay, let’s go!

The two warp out in front of Dodongo’s Cavern.

Yellow: So, we got rid of the Dodongo’s. Where’s our pri-

Darunia: *falls from above* HAAI! i herd u guys defeted da big dodogo! srsly gud job guys!

Black: WOAH! Where’d you come from?

Darunia: i wuz skydiving but I 4got my paracute but it ok bcuz i hav strong leg muscels!

Black: That’s wonderful. Can you give us the Sp-

Darunia: lol now we can be bruders! ill giv u da goron ruby bcuz of our frndshp! *gives Goron Ruby to Links

Yellow: WOAH! It’s even shinier than the last one!

Goron 1: *drops from sky* gud job guys tanks very much!

Goron 2: *drops from sky* ya u guys r awsum

Yellow: More skydiving?

Darunia: ok evry1, big hug! *spreads arms*

Black: Oh, hell no! *throws Teketite in the middle of the huddle*

Teketite: …uh?

Goron 1: HUG!

Goron 2: HUG!

Teketite: *gets squished* AAAIEEE!

Black: Let’s get out of here before they realize they have Teketite guts on their bellies.

The two leave and head towards Kakariko Village.

Navi: Oh! Hey, guys.

Yellow: Navi! Why’d you get so cranky and leave?

Navi: …PMS. Sorry about that.

Black: Oh. Right. Gotcha.

Yellow: Of course. What else would it be?

Navi: Okay, let’s go check on White! *flies towards potion shop*

Yellow: …Dude, what’s “PMS”?

Black: No idea. Must be a fairy thing.

The three enter the potion shop.

Old Hag: …AND IT JUST WENT BOOM! WAHAHAHAHA!

Old Hag’s Friend: NO WAY! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Old Hag: HE WAS JUST HOLDING IT AND…

Old Hag’s Friend: BOOM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

Old Hag: WAHAHAHAHA!

Yellow: Hey! Why is White still lying on the floor unconscious?

Old Hag: WAHAHAHA… oh… because you put him there, remember?

Old Hag’s Friend: Yeah, after he held the bomb for too long and it went BOOM! AHAHAH!

Old Hag: WAHAHAHAHA!

Black: Shut up! Why didn’t you treat him or anything?

Old Hag: …What, like fix his concussion?

Black: Yeah! We though’t he’d be conscious already!

Old Hag: Eh, just give him this. *throws Red Potion towards Black*

Black: *pours Red Potion into White’s mouth*

White: *wakes up* …Woah, what happened? Where are we? Last thing I remember was a big flash…

Navi: You held a bomb for too long, and got knocked back into a wall. Y-

Old Hag: IT NEVER GETS OLD! WAHAHAHA!

Old Hag’s Friend: AHAHAHAHA!

Navi: …you were unconscious for a while, but we healed you.

Yellow: Yeah, and we got the Goron Ruby, so we can move on now. Here’s the Goron’s Bracelet back again. *gives Goron’s Bracelet back to White*

White: Nice job, guys. And thanks. *wears bracelet, gets up* Say, what are those two laughing about?

Old Hag: Say it again! Say it again!

Old Hag’s Friend: Okay, okay… … … BOOM! AHAHAHAHA!

Old Hag: WAHAHAHAHAHA!

Black: You think “boom” is funny? We have a bag full of bombs, and we’re not afraid to use them! Once we blow your brains to the ocean we’ll see how funny “boom” is then!

Old Hag: *shuts up*

Old Hag’s Friend: *shuts up*

Navi: Thanks. Let’s leave, guys.

The four leave the potion shop.

Old Hag: …

Old Hag’s Friend: …

Old Hag: …BOOM! WAHAHAHAHA!

Old Hag’s Friend: AHAHAHAHA!