Self-Referencing Story

This is the Title of this Story, Which would Like to State that Every Sentence in this Story Refers to Itself, Including the Title, of which you are Now Reading.

This is a sentence. This is another sentence referring to the first sentence. This sentence attempts to inform you that last two sentences and this sentence all refer to themselves individually. This is the last sentence in this paragraph.

Derrick Zoolander. This sentence wishes to inform you that, although you may believe that I have broken my promise I had made in the title of this story with the previous sentence, the previous sentence does, in fact, refer to itself if the previous sentence is, in fact Derrick Zoolander. The sentence previous to the sentence previous to this sentence is, in fact, Derrick Zoolander. This sentence states that the first sentence in this paragraph is justifiably referring to itself. The first sentence in this paragraph is referring to itself based on evidence presented two sentences ago, as implied by the previous sentence, and explained by this sentence. This sentence would like to apologize for the fact that this entire paragraph is intended solely to justify the use of the first sentence in this paragraph, which is not even a sentence, but a fragment.

This sentence does not reference itself. This sentence states that the last sentence is fallacious. This sentence states that it is angered by the previous sentence for an implied attempted to offend the sentence that gave birth to this sentence, and every sentence in this paragraph. This sentence would like to state that literary devices, such as sentences can express emotion, although they can not experience it. This sentence is intended to inform you that the author feels guilty for deceiving you on the full ability of literary devices in the third sentence of this paragraph, but the author is to shy to apologize and he is telling himself that the matter is trivial in order to convince himself that an apology is unneeded.

I will now use this sentence and paragraph for no other reason than to announce that this paragraph is apologizing for using this paragraph to pronounce an apology for the creation of this paragraph.

In this sentence the author is going to attempt to introduce the plot of this story, but he fails because this sentence ends before he gets the chance. Damn. The author is telling you in this sentence that the setting is a seemingly boring small town. This sentence wishes to inform you that the protagonist is named “Luke Skywalker”, after which the author is sued for a copyright infraction. This sentence is intended to notify you to the reality that the new protagonist is “Harry Balzac”, a child of eight years, of whom is ridiculed by his classmates because his name has a “z” in it. In this sentence Harry Balzac gets super powers. In this sentence Harry Balzac decides that his super hero name is “The all powerful Harry Balzac.” This sentence would like you to know that the author has dropped the current plot due to the sexually explicit content, which has just become apparent to the author. This sentence explains that the new advocate of this story is “Fluffy McFluff-Fluff”. This sentence knows that "advocate" is not a simile for "protagonist", but the author was to idiotic and stubborn to change it. This sentence realizes that the author wrote, in the last sentence, "simile" when he intended to write "synonym". This sentence believes that the previous sentence was a simile, but this sentence is as ignorant as an ignorant monkey. This is not a simile, but the last sentence, although badly written, is. This sentence proposes the disclosure that Fluffy McFluff-Fluff is a pink teddy bear that lives in the clouds. If you can read this sentence then you believe that you can read this sentence. In this sentence the author is snickering at the fact that he can control your thoughts.

This sentence does not want you to know that Fluffy McFluff-Fluff giggles a lot, and has enslaved the earth, but fails in keeping this secret. This sentence is the entire contents of 1985, a fan fiction based on 1984 by the author. This sentence informs you that 1985 was often bashed by its readers because it was only a sentence long, had nothing to do with 1984, and didn’t even exist before the writing of “This is the Title of this Story, Which would Like to State that Every Sentence in this Story Refers to Itself, Including the Title, of which you are Now Reading.”.

This sentence wishes to enlighten you to the fact that this story has wasted your time. This sentence apologizes for wasting so much of your time, but wants you to understand how I feel about your time with the next two words:

**** you.

8Bit, man, you have amazed me, you have given me a writing peice on ZU that is actually worth reading, seriously, I really like this alot. Meta-fiction has always been a favourite of mine, and well, you have definantly succeeded.

+20 pts for ravenclaw!

Thanks, vacumgod. It was honelsty more fun to write then it is to read, and I think everyone who enjoys writing should try composing a self-referencing story.