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Old 10-29-2009, 07:34 PM
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Repercussions of Capitalism

Lenin waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were bourgeois in the Russia. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Motherland were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Lenin was a revolutionary for many years. When he was young he watched the oppression and he said to dad "I want to be leader of revolution daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TSAR"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the city of Leningrad of the USSR he knew there were reactionary bourgeois.
"This is Trotsky" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Bourgeois!"
So Lenin gotted his "What is to be Done" and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO OVERTHROW US" said the bourgeois
"I will shoot at him" said the Kerenskydemon and he fired the white army. Lenin overthrew him and tried to reform Russia. But then the assassin shot and he stroked and they were paralyzed and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the bourgeois oppressors!" he mumbled and drooled.
The radio said "No, Lenin. You are the oppressor!"
And then Russia was a oligarchy.
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Old 11-01-2009, 06:53 AM
Ysionris Ysionris is offline
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Re: Repercussions of Capitalism

I will assume that this is a parody of a particular story about being killed by zombies? Or was it monsters? ^_^;
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