Zelda Universe Tales (M)

Two years have passed since then. Much as gone on within the (Zelda) universe.

Attacks from VGRC have since then boiled down, with the Captain becoming involved with a wimin and deciding to keep to itself... for now.

Internally, the (Zelda) universe has changed. Spdude sold out to some Jew and has since left, leaving Jason in charge. Scott was overthrown by a rebellious young man who goes by the name of Cody. He is more of the figurehead, since Jason prefers to keep to himself.

Because of the overthrow, leadership throughout the universe has changed, with lower ranks being higher, new leaders introduced, and some leaving under suspicious circumstances. Perhaps Cody's men took care of them?

Eric has been replaced by Power Shot, the eccentric party animal. With the new security installed, a slew of new people take residence within the staff tower (site staff as you like to call them). Jewson appointed a man by the name of Derek to handle some of the more technical things with the universe...
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'sup. So for those of you who don't remember Zelda Universe Tales, it's a pretty unique parody I started two years ago. Rather than parody Zelda or mix in a bunch of games... I parody ZU itself! The cool thing is, this means I basically have an unlimited source of material coming to me. Everyone who has left comments has liked this a lot, so I thought, why not bring it back.

The really important thing is to take this with a smile on your face. This isn't some huge trolling in a guise or anything like that, I've written this to make people have a good laugh. I take people, and events, and make fun out of it. I would do things like make Power Shot with no ego whatsoever, or make Asia one of the meanest people ever, or exaggerate people by things such as having SacredSturgeon be an actual sturgeon, or have Pani and Jodd love each other so much that they fuse together to form PANIJODD. You know... just get a laugh out of this. It's not so much that I'm a funny guy or I have a great writing style, it's that I'm parodying ZU itself.

And with no further adieu, lets get this shindig on the road!

Chapter 1: I don't have a title

In the highest room, on the Zelda tower...

Cody: yesyesyessss! Quilava is evolving!!!
enter Power Shot
Power Shot: CODY!! How's it going man!

Cody: What, oh! OH DAMMIT! YOU MADE ME PRESS B!

Power Shot: Forget about it. I'll make it evolve later. But for now, there's some problems down in eye-es-bee. GDwarf said to check out a discussion down there. I'd check it out myself but he requested you specifically.

Cody: Gah... fine. It better be something important.

Down in the SB lounge as they enter...

Tonchiki: ...wasn't interracial marriage also a hot topic?...

Cody: Hey Power, isn't that some clothing store?

Power Shot: Yeah, but I'm too awesome to shop in there.

Cody: Well, I see nothing wrong. Lets continue down.
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The Arbitrator: Except it's still petty theft, and you're still getting your hand cut off for it.
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Black_Mamba: No, that's exactly what he said. It is you who is guilty of a liberal interpretation.

Cody: Ooo, I'll have to come back to this later. Sounds like it's getting interesting.
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GDwarf: This isn't SB worthy. You people can't seem to figure out what SERIOUS BUSINESS MEANS!!

Cody: Hoy, GD!

GDwarf: There you are! Cody, I'm really angry. I'm getting people coming over here with topics that aren't really serious discussion material. I'm not sure what I should do to get the message to people.

Cody: Um... I'll just stick around here for now. It's time for our daily check up anyway. Power, take a look around the rest of the forum while I remain here.

Power: Yeah, alright.

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Power: Well it looks like I've got a party at the staff tower tonight in honor of Xenu... I mean Xeno. I'll check one forum before heading there. Man, that guys rising through the ranks quickly... too quickly...
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The end.

I DID NOT REALISE THIS HAD BEEN POSTED.

I missed it. More more more please.