[Movie] Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

I actually watched Juno once. And guess what, i liked it.

Originally Posted by Catface

the best films are quiet, personal dramas about the small but important things that are relevant across much of human experience.

Never saw Juno. This is opinion and preference, though. I think from a film with action and "cataclysmic" happenings to quiet dramas having to do with everyday life have equal potention to be "the best films". It just has to be done right, you know?

"x happens all the time"

She never used this kind of reasoning.

I tend to forget the bad and only remember the good, but I recall finding Cop Out and The Twilight Saga: New Moon to be essentially unwatchable. Cop Out I've never managed to finish, New Moon I had to watch over three viewing periods and barely counts as a movie from what I saw.

Here are three movies that I'm very surprised no one has brought up yet:

Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Super Mario Bros.

Though I like all three.

The Box

It was undoubtly too predictable

Originally Posted by Melpomene

Paranormal Activity.

This seemed more like a video I would watch online than a movie. The first half was boring and rather unbelievable. The second half made me laugh.

But it was ♥♥♥♥ compared to all the hype of that trailer. <___<

meh only the ending of the movie was scary.

the night i watched it me and my stepbrother were the only ones awake then I heard something fall by itself in the sink in the kitchen and I was like F*** WHAT WAS THAT

and I slept on the floor in my stepbrothers room that night

yeah dont laugh me

Zardoz. Sean Connery disappoints severely.

The Deer Hunter(1978)
Depressingly drawn out until you can't stand it anymore.

AVP: Requeim(2000 and I don't care)
Just horrible. "Hey! Let's throw a teenage romance plot into an Alien movie!"


and...

The Party(sometime in the early 70's)
My vote for worst movie ever. It was a total pain to sit through. Peter Sellers was horrible, everyone was horrible.

Never mind the other two movies I posted in here as worst. Just a couple hours ago I watched another episode of MST3K. In this one they were making fun of a movie called "Manos": The Hands of Fate.

WORST MOVIE EVER. Seriously, if you don't believe me, here it is:

(Not the MST3K version)

I had no freaking clue where this movie was going for the longest time because it took forever to get started.

It was hilarious to watch because it was so bad. The acting was embarrassing, there are awkward scenes of characters standing and starring in silence, and the whole thing is pathetically dubbed. But I recommend watching the MST3K version. I think if I would have had to watch the regular one I'd have killed myself by now. Worst movie by far.

Has anyone heard of a movie called Hobo with a Shotgun? No, it is real im not joking,

here is a link for those who may be interested:

Hobo With A Shotgun (2011) - Unrated Trailer [HD] - YouTube

Originally Posted by Lantean

Citizen Kane.

Sorry, but this movie bored the ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I don't care if it's hailed by critics as one of the best movies of all time. They can go ♥♥♥♥ themselves.

Originally Posted by Lantean

Here are three movies that I'm very surprised no one has brought up yet:

Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Super Mario Bros.

Though I like all three.

wow










wow

I said like. Not love. Huge difference.


Also, MST3K needs its own thread.

Napoleon Dynamite. Nuff said. I never finished it because it bored me so much. It wasn't even funny. Ugh.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns. It's just as the title says, and nothing more. This is one movie you REALLY don't want to see. Terrible (if no) plot just such a useless movie.

Originally Posted by Lunchbox*

wow










wow

Beat me to it.

@Stoatz

It's trollbait because Inception IS a good film. Not enjoying it is whatever but calling it terrible is silly.

Also Juno is awesome. Ellen Paige is a great young actress.

A lot of you guys wouldn't know an actual bad movie if it dickslapped you. With its dick.

Edit: I need to look up this Naked Nuns movie. It sounds hilarious.

Originally Posted by Hoopy Frood

Edit: I need to look up this Naked Nuns movie. It sounds hilarious.

Ugh, dude, don't waste your time. It's a lot of nudity, no plot, and guns. I resent the person that told me to watch it.

Originally Posted by Question Mark*

Ugh, dude, don't waste your time. It's a lot of nudity, no plot, and guns. I resent the person that told me to watch it.

Sounds like a fun throwback to the nunsploitation films of the 70s.

I really don't like the 1999 version of the House on Haunted Hill. There was some pretty good actors, but I thought the movie was anticlimatic. I was interested in seeing how the "house was killing people" only to find out that the house actually was killing people. I didn't like the main antagonist being the darkness and it pretty much ruins a movie for me when I don't like the story.

Dragonball Evolution

Originally Posted by LinkHeroOfTime2100

Has anyone heard of a movie called Hobo with a Shotgun? No, it is real im not joking,

here is a link for those who may be interested:

Hobo With A Shotgun (2011) - Unrated Trailer [HD] - YouTube

I remember seeing that listed in the movies a couple of months ago when I was trying to figure out a movie to go see. I watched the trailer out of curiosity thinking maybe it could be interesting but a few seconds in was like, "Uhh..no."

And I'd like to know how a homeless guy even managed to get into the infant area of the hospital so he could rant at them about how horrid their lives are going to turn out.

Originally Posted by Hoopy Frood

Also Juno is awesome. Ellen Paige is a great young actress.

I agree, she's very talented. Did you ever see her in the movie Hard Candy? She was amazing in that role! I highly suggest the movie too, it's very good.

Originally Posted by Question Mark*

Napoleon Dynamite. Nuff said. I never finished it because it bored me so much. It wasn't even funny. Ugh.

I personally like the movie and found it funny, but I think Napoleon Dynamite is the one of those movies you either love or hate.

House of Wax. Lol.