[TV] Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire)

At this point I'd be more than happy if the blonde dragon lady just dies. She's so goddamn retarded and useless. I hope someone kills her. Or one of her dragons eats her.

That ♥♥♥♥ing frulalala shadow assassin is a monster. He just ghosted the entire patrol crew like it was no big deal. How the ♥♥♥♥ did he get captured?

Lord of Swag seems like the only competent general in the entire lion army. It's ridiculous.

Imp was p cool too I guess.

Oh and where the ♥♥♥♥ is nightwatch dude's wolf. That thing either said "♥♥♥♥ it" and left or there's some amazing squirrels in the frozen tundra of hoth.

Oh and king wolf totally tapped it. He was like awwww yeah baby lemme get up in dem guts. and he did.

His mom though. what a ♥♥♥♥♥. why'd she let jamie hernandez go? and with her bodyslave? ♥♥♥♥ed up.

i kinda feel sorry for island guy. no matter what he does he gets ♥♥♥♥ on.

I was pretty happy with seeing Robb arresting Catelyn. He's showing a ♥♥♥♥ton of mercy to his enemies, but at least he's showing that he's capable of making competent decisions when it comes to more personal matters.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

At this point I'd be more than happy if the blonde dragon lady just dies. She's so goddamn retarded and useless. I hope someone kills her. Or one of her dragons eats her.

Originally Posted by Nico

A friend who has read the two first books told me the House of Undying is much like Lost Woods. I can't wait to see what that's all about.

Hmm I can see what your friend means. All I will say is that yes, your friend has the right point, but it's creepier than that.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

At this point I'd be more than happy if the blonde dragon lady just dies. She's so goddamn retarded and useless. I hope someone kills her. Or one of her dragons eats her.

I personally like Dany. Just because she's the only one that truely deserves to claim the thrown. She's another perspective of game of thrones. While right now they call this the "War of the Five Kings", most people have been forgotten about Danny and completely ignoring the pleas of the Night's Watch (trying to protect the realm from "The King Beyond the Wall").

That ♥♥♥♥ing frulalala shadow assassin is a monster. He just ghosted the entire patrol crew like it was no big deal. How the ♥♥♥♥ did he get captured?

What makes you think the shadow creature was ever captured?

Oh and where the ♥♥♥♥ is nightwatch dude's wolf. That thing either said "♥♥♥♥ it" and left or there's some amazing squirrels in the frozen tundra of hoth.

In the book at this point, Jon Snow's direwolf Snow is basically out on his own.

-BGS

Originally Posted by BigGoronSword

What makes you think the shadow creature was ever captured?

You can tell by the use of "frulalala" and the context that "shadow assassin" is referring to Jaqen and not the, you know, actual shadow assassin.

Originally Posted by BigGoronSword

Hmm I can see what your friend means. All I will say is that yes, your friend has the right point, but it's creepier than that.

I just hope it doesn't let the show get ahead of itself.

I personally like Dany. Just because she's the only one that truely deserves to claim the thrown. She's another perspective of game of thrones. While right now they call this the "War of the Five Kings", most people have been forgotten about Danny and completely ignoring the pleas of the Night's Watch (trying to protect the realm from "The King Beyond the Wall").

It's like Westeros is going all Lord of the Flies. If they don't have some dragons to kick things back into shape, they'll do the Others' work before Winter even gets started.

What makes you think the shadow creature was ever captured?

He's talking about Jaqen H'ghar.

In the book at this point, Jon Snow's direwolf Snow is basically out on his own.

-BGS

It also conveniently saves money on wolf trainers and CGI...kinda like the disappearance of the dragons

Originally Posted by BigGoronSword

I personally like Dany. Just because she's the only one that truely deserves to claim the thrown. She's another perspective of game of thrones. While right now they call this the "War of the Five Kings", most people have been forgotten about Danny and completely ignoring the pleas of the Night's Watch (trying to protect the realm from "The King Beyond the Wall").

I dunno maybe it's her actor but minus the incredible amounts of tappatude she exudes those scenes are incredibly painful and boring to get through. At least when Conan's barbarian bro was still alive there was cool stuff happening. Now it's like blah blah "im the mother of dragonz!!!!1" blah blah blah.

What makes you think the shadow creature was ever captured?

I'm talking about the dude whos listening to the little girl and icing fools left and right like it's a sunday stroll through the park.

In the book at this point, Jon Snow's direwolf Snow is basically out on his own.

-BGS

What a useful companion. lol

I do wish Dany would cut out that "I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS" thing. I understand that the dragons are basically her adopted children, but by this point there are even a few people in Westeros who know. Next she's going to start styling her hair so that it all just sticks up like a ♥♥♥♥ing conehead and babble on about how she's "an elite" and how she can't be beaten by these low level scum.

I see Foof's point about Dany big time. Shes irritating the piss out of me and i think it has a lot to do with her actress more than her actual character. Something about her delivery and expressions...
Her storyline is still slow which is disappointing. I thought it would get cool once she got to Qarth and it did for a minute there. But then...yeah. I hope something awesome happens that like, makes her story arch more interesting. Kinda like last season. Cool cliffhanger on Dany there.

I swear, Tyrion is like the only one displaying real intellect when it comes to defending King's Landing. He keeps eluding to the not-napalm hidden away. I think Varys even outright said it in this episode that only Tyrion has any grasp of the situation. LOL Joffrey. I think Cersei's concerns here are warranted. People want to brutally MURDER that kid. Tyrion is all "but he will bolster morale for the troops to see their king fighting with them!" Hmmm.

Varys finally informs Tyrion about Dany still being around and the dragons. Tyrion's response was a pretty good one.

That ♥♥♥♥ing frulalala shadow assassin is a monster. He just ghosted the entire patrol crew like it was no big deal. How the ♥♥♥♥ did he get captured?

That is a mystery. Maybe he wanted to get captured. I have no idea! Jaqen is awesome.

Whats up with that shizz that Samwell and those other Night's Watch guys found? O_o
again!

Im a deeply horrible person for not at all feeling sorry for Theon repeatedly getting told.

Robb and that lady! Bow chicka wowow!

Is this why people hated Catelyn? Because of her stunt here? Ive encountered A LOT of hate for that character and i dont get why. Yeah it was a seemingly dumb move and the repercussions were risky but like...i dunno.

LOL at Jaime though! I cant believe im saying this, but hes growing on me.

This is part why I hate Catelyn. Well I don't hate it her it's just that everything she does seems to ♥♥♥♥ someone over. Because Catelyn didn't think ahead she started this entire war by kidnapping Tyrion. As soon as Tyrion was captured and word went to Lord Tywin he started to wage war against the Riverlands.

If Catelyn had just gone back to Winterfell they may have been able to delay the whole war. But I guess it's not entirely her fault. My guess is that the war was coming no matter what. Ned is always going to try and force Cersei out of Kingslanding and will always try and remove Joffrey's claim to the throne.

But the delay in the war could have drastically altered things... but now there is war and winter is coming and now everyone is going to starve to death.

But yeah. Everything Catelyn seems to do ends up screwing the 7 kingdoms over. This time she really screws her son over. I mean... as long as they held Jaimie their is no way the Lannisters would harm Sansa or Arya. Now the Lannisters have the huge advantage.

So yeah.

Originally Posted by Florinasaur

I see Foof's point about Dany big time. Shes irritating the piss out of me and i think it has a lot to do with her actress more than her actual character. Something about her delivery and expressions...
Her storyline is still slow which is disappointing. I thought it would get cool once she got to Qarth and it did for a minute there. But then...yeah. I hope something awesome happens that like, makes her story arch more interesting. Kinda like last season. Cool cliffhanger on Dany there.

The actor is hot. That's her only redeeming quality right now.

I swear, Tyrion is like the only one displaying real intellect when it comes to defending King's Landing. He keeps eluding to the not-napalm hidden away. I think Varys even outright said it in this episode that only Tyrion has any grasp of the situation.

Yeah it seems like he's smart, his sister is cruel and his brother is good at fighting. While the dad is all 3 of those things.

LOL Joffrey. I think Cersei's concerns here are warranted. People want to brutally MURDER that kid. Tyrion is all "but he will bolster morale for the troops to see their king fighting with them!" Hmmm.

Well he made a good point about how if he wasnt there itd weaken his claim because itd make him seem cowardly, etc

That is a mystery. Maybe he wanted to get captured. I have no idea! Jaqen is awesome.

He's growing on me.

Whats up with that shizz that Samwell and those other Night's Watch guys found? O_o
again!

That dragonglass or whatever ♥♥♥♥s white walker ♥♥♥♥ up. like hardcore ♥♥♥♥s ♥♥♥♥ up. like talking a chainsaw made of lava on a huge stick of butter ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up.

Is this why people hated Catelyn? Because of her stunt here? Ive encountered A LOT of hate for that character and i dont get why. Yeah it was a seemingly dumb move and the repercussions were risky but like...i dunno.

Well she just ♥♥♥♥ed the whole Stark military campaign over. I was hoping wolf king would be like "off with your head!"

I'm guessing ♥♥♥♥ is going to hit the fan next week, since this was basically a "see where everybody is at" kind of episode.

Which didn't mean there wasn't some good stuff to be had, but there wasn't a lot of action or big momentum. Also, more of Robb's annoying love story and the most useless Dany scene yet.

But the stuff with Theon is great, and Yara's scene with him, from calling him a stupid ♥♥♥♥ to reminiscing about their childhood, was excellent and basically hit all the right notes. Theon is so incredibly screwed no matter what he does, and while I relished the prospect of his eventual fall, now I feel like I'm just going to feel sorry for the stupid bastard.

The stuff between Tyrion and Varys (and Bronn!) was great as well, but the scene between Tyrion and Sansa wasn't the best. It pretty much reiterated what we already know - Shae is Tyrion's weak spot.

It's a shame that the awesome duo of Tywin and Arya has been split up, but it's been replaced by the equally inspired combo of Brianne and Jamie. I can't wait to see more of these two.

Everything else was pretty meh. Jon Snow still having his adventures beyond the wall, Brann and Rickon obviously not dead. Nothing special, but promising stuff for next week for sure.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

The actor is hot. That's her only redeeming quality right now.

lol!

Yeah it seems like he's smart, his sister is cruel and his brother is good at fighting. While the dad is all 3 of those things.

Perhaps. I see who your favorite character is.

Well he made a good point about how if he wasnt there itd weaken his claim because itd make him seem cowardly, etc

Indeed. Tyrion's whole "Hes a king and shouldnt be hiding behind his mother's skirts" bit was pretty spot on. Plus it made Cersei shut up.

He's growing on me.

Good! Gotta dig that hair.

That dragonglass or whatever ♥♥♥♥s white walker ♥♥♥♥ up. like hardcore ♥♥♥♥s ♥♥♥♥ up. like talking a chainsaw made of lava on a huge stick of butter ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up.

OooooooooooooOoOoh. I must have missed that piece of exposition somewheres along the line.

Well she just ♥♥♥♥ed the whole Stark military campaign over. I was hoping wolf king would be like "off with your head!"

Yeah..But Robb couldnt do that to his own mum.

Originally Posted by Unit7

A bunch of crap about Cat

Maybe thats why people didnt want to say outright why they hated her. Its really spoilery lol! She does seem to be the spanner that gets caught in a lot of the cogs that really ♥♥♥♥s everything up somehow huh!

Originally Posted by Florinasaur

lol!

It's true. Too bad she's older.

Perhaps. I see who your favorite character is.

He should be everyone's favorite character. How can you not.

Indeed. Tyrion's whole "Hes a king and shouldnt be hiding behind his mother's skirts" bit was pretty spot on. Plus it made Cersei shut up.

Yeah pretty much. She's kind of a ♥♥♥♥♥ with the way she acts. Explains why old fat guy only banged whores. lololololololololol

Good! Gotta dig that hair.

His hair makes him look like a rejected member of the backstreet boys.

OooooooooooooOoOoh. I must have missed that piece of exposition somewheres along the line.

I missed the part where fat boy's teeth get all rotten and ♥♥♥♥ while everyone elses stays nice.

Yeah..But Robb couldnt do that to his own mum.

He should have. The North would see that "goddamn. he aint ♥♥♥♥ing around"

His bones still hold more value than his freedom.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

His bones still hold more value than his freedom.

If Jamie died there was no way The ♥♥♥♥♥ Queen would let Sansa (and Cat asumed she had Arya too) live. Family, Duty, Honour. In that order, it is the Tully way.

And now that he's free why should she give up the kids? The wolf king has no bargaining chips now.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

And now that he's free why should she give up the kids? The wolf king has no bargaining chips now.

If Karstark killed Jamie than the Wolf King would still have no chips, and the kids would meet the axe. So Cat took the option that resulted in the least amount of child murder.

Also didn't Littlefinger tell Cat she'd ge the kids back if Jamie was released or some ♥♥♥♥?

Yeah because everyone is so trustworthy. I also highly doubt Wolf King would have let him die.

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

And now that he's free why should she give up the kids? The wolf king has no bargaining chips now.

Probably that thing with Lannisters and debts.