Now, sirs and madams, this contest here, she's a real beauty. You're going to look pretty smart and swanky driving this baby around. I know what you're thinking, 'what makes this different from the other contests?', well, folks, that's where ol' Salesman Spork comes in, I've got all the info you need. You want a big, shiny ol' theme, you've got a big, shiny ol' theme. And tell you what, it's going to be a big, fat Thanksgiving special in keeping with that genuine American holiday spirit.
Theme: 'Thank You'
And the cranberry sauce on top of that delicious theme? Style, this contest has style by the truckload!
Style: Short Story
Now, you're wondering 'alright, Salesman Spork, it's got theme, it's got style, but what about value for money, how much am I going to get out of it? Well, we've got a very generous word length on offer right now.
Word Length: 1,500 words.
Still not impressed? I can see that you're very experienced contest enterers, sir and madam, that's why I'm going to give you two weeks, yes, TWO WEEKS, to put a down payment on this little beaut.
Deadline: 21st November 2009
And just make the cheque out to myself or to my business partner, Gold, don't forget, she also runs an art contest upstairs so be sure to check it out!
PM entries either to myself or Gold
Not convinced yet? Well, gosh darn, that's just got to be fixed up right away. How 'bout this? I don't usually do this, but just as a little extra, I'm going to throw in Winner and Runner-Up banners. And the winner will have the privilege of choosing the theme and style for the next contest!
Aww, heck, I'm feelin' mighty generous today, I'll even put free commas in your entries. Now, that's a real bargain, I'm sure you'll agree.
How 'bout it? Ready to splash out and enter the contest?
Oh and if y'all want to talk the decision over, or anything else, just pop on over to the Writing Contest Discussion Thread, we've got magazines, a TV with two and a half channels and sodas for a dollar a can.