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Old 09-13-2009, 04:24 PM
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Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar


Haiku Assult
Start date: August 22nd
End date: TBA


Cody vs. Margar


This thread will be opened from 12:00 AM - 1 PM EST (GMT-4) Saturday Sep. 19. Only Cody and Margar may post in this thread. The rules are as follow:

Once the thread opens, Margar will have 7 minutes to post a Haiku (I tossed a coin, she won). If it is not done in that time, the first post is up for grabs. Once a post is made, the other person will then have 7 minutes from then to make another post. During those 7 mintues the contestant who's turn it is is the only one who may post. However once time is up the other person may go for a double psot to score big. This will continue to go back and forth for the duration of the hour, at the end of which the thread will be closed. All posts must follow the ZU forum rules.

Remember:

First, five sylables
The second is seven long
Lastly, five again

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Old 09-19-2009, 02:05 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

As a true lady
I must humbly
ask your forgiveness
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:07 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

Took you long enough;
I guess we can now begin,
The battle starts now!
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:07 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

Now the niceties
shall end, and gory battle
shall commence, Laddie.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:09 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

I am the one with
The power of timeliness;
This team will prevail.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:12 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

Time is nothing to
a woman who knows how to
beat the little boys.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:14 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

What a strange hobby;
Try to keep your fetishes
Away from ZU.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:18 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

Fetishes? Is that
your response to a strong lass?
Perverted biggot!
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:20 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

I am not the one
Who said “beat the little boys”,
You set yourself up!
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:22 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

Still, I'll not let our
triumph of last summer's war
be eclipsed this time.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:23 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

The men won on points,
Just because you say you won
Doesn’t make it true.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:25 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

The agreed upon
requisites for winning were
most battles won, sir.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:28 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

On a battlefield
The true victories go to
Those who win on points.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:32 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

If that's so, then why
didn't any lads speak up
when they had the chance?
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:34 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

The men did speak up,
But your cold and loveless heart
Did not want justice.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:37 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

You barbaric oafs
may never know the love of
a true lady's heart!
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:37 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

Your rebuttal’s weak -
Looks like you’re still reeling from
That earlier “zing”.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:42 PM
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Re: Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Cody vs. Margar

Turning your pervy
associations into
debate is no zing.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:44 PM
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I hold that power -
I control this world of words,
For I am their king.
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Old 09-19-2009, 02:47 PM
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Estrogen is a
powerful force only a
dumb boy would challenge.
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