Gender Wars 2009: Haiku Assault Light Speed vs ChibiAyanami

Haiku Assult
Start date: August 22nd
End date: TBA

Light Speed vs. ChibiAyanami

This thread will be opened from 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM EST (GMT-4) Tuesday Sep. 15th. Only Light Speed and ChibiAyanami may post in this thread. The rules are as follow:

Once the thread opens, ChibiAyanami will have 7 minutes to post a Haiku (I tossed a coin, she won). If it is not done in that time, the first post is up for grabs. Once a post is made, the other person will then have 7 minutes from then to make another post. During those 7 mintues the contestant who's turn it is is the only one who may post. However once time is up the other person may go for a double psot to score big. This will continue to go back and forth for the duration of the hour, at the end of which the thread will be closed. All posts must follow the ZU forum rules.

Remember:

First, five sylables
The second is seven long
Lastly, five again

Good luck!

*Note, I have unlocked this thread because I am again experiening troubles with ZU currently. The battle is not to begin until 11:00 PM (EST) by the forum clock. If the first post is before that time, or if the "7 mins is up so I'm taking it" post is within 7 mins of that time, points will be deducted. Likewise for any posts after the time limit, should I not be able to close the thread.

We're having server troubles again, but Koga (LS) and I don't want to postpone this another day. Mattock, please close this thread an hour after this post.
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Harkened from the skies,
I, Chibi challenge you to
Duel ‘till your demise.

Im ready to win
Silly girl I shall take this
Challenge and conquer

Those of your gender
Seem not to know the plight which
Chibi will render.

Alas poor girl you
dream all you want but this game
is already done

It’s impossible
For one so young to best me.
Frank, though it may be.

I’ve grown impatient.
Long I’ve waited for your words
Yet left discontent.

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Although koga's late post may be due to the server, I thought I'd try. . .

Server buzzed again

But being so young
and a strapping young lad I
I cannot lose this

Ok, we'll let Mattocks and the judges decide how to deal with the glitchy server.
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Your lines, you see they
Lack the grace, rhythm and rhyme
To make them refined.

I dont give a damn.
So what, a guy can still try
I still got the skill

Indeed, a newbie
Whose effort's unrewarded
Against fierce chibi

(um, premature double post?)

What is this mess that
Sullies my screen? Your technique
is simply unclean.

(two stanzas for the undue double post)

prepare yourself girl
my haiku will blow your mind
Enough of this crap

How predictable
You males are with your rank prose
Posing as poems

chibi wont stand a stinking
chance. stupid women think they
can boss us around.

Ah, and now it seems
Our little koga can't count.
Now forfeit your dreams.

Tis five seven five
You goofy broad. Your schtick will
Not phase me one bit

And you still persist?
Why is it that you can’t read?
Males don’t get the gist. . .

I guess I dont know
when to stop. Or maybe I
am just too stupid

I’d shed a tear if
I could evoke sympathy
But for you, there’s none.

Alas I must go
My time has come to shut down
See you next time, Broad.