I gots 100 posts

Here's what it said.

Congratulations on reaching 100 posts, Gobochi! Your default rank has now been upgraded to Goron, though if you have been a member here for at least 120 days you can choose your own custom rank instead. You might like to mention this landmark in the Community Thread, located in the General Chit-Chat board.

I keep telling everyone I'm awesome but no one listens.

You still aren't.

This isn't exactly thread worthy. Post this in the Community Thread, I'm sure you'll get more congrats over there.

-BGS

PS: There's nothing wrong being a Goron