Gender Wars II THROWDOWN!

Not to be mistaken for the WWE Smackdown, this is the Throwdown thread. Yes, from this point on, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF SANITY, don't bombard your opponents' headquarters with insults, because it'll just make things confusing.

SO.

I would like to conclude this post by saying that boys smell bad, and they are messy and gross and even the "tidy" ones aren't very good at keeping things clean. >=[

BUUUUUUURN!

I'm more organized than my girlfriend. I organize my DVDs and CDs alphabetically, put everything where it belongs, and have my clocks set down to the exact second.

Back your info up, smelly girl.

I live with a man, and it's nice if he does the dishes for me, but they're never as clean as when I do them. Nor the room.

(BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS SMOOCHIE POO, AND I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP AROUND THE HOUSE! ... really. <33)

I heard from the janitors the bathrooms are always more messed at the end of the day after the women are done using them. BURN!

Well, that's what girls do. They spend forever in the bathroom, make a mess with their girly things, such as hair products, etc, etc, and then don't clean it up. I don't know why, but some just don't. :3

Originally Posted by Kasuto

I live with a man, and it's nice if he does the dishes for me, but they're never as clean as when I do them. Nor the room.

(BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS SMOOCHIE POO, AND I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP AROUND THE HOUSE! ... really. <33)

Ever think that's the problem with the single man?

If I see a female prostitute with so many STDs someone with AIDS doesn't wanna touch her, does that mean all women are travelling sex whores who don't know how to use protection?

Whoa what? goodness, this was just some silly fun.

So I thought I'd start by listing off every girly cliche of the menfolk I could think of. Starting with the ones I notice in my male counterpart.

WHO SMELLS REALLY BAD!

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

Ever think that's the problem with the single man?

If I see a female prostitute with so many STDs someone with AIDS doesn't wanna touch her, does that mean all women are travelling sex whores who don't know how to use protection?

Originally Posted by Kasuto

WHO SMELLS REALLY BAD!

Clearly you just haven't matured enough to appreciate the smell of a man. What about when your "smelly" man leaves. You'll be missing that smell won'tcha? Yeah. That's right.

Don't know what you got til it's gone.

We men aren't afraid to smell bad and be slobs. Women don't have the guts to act careless and irresponsible.

Originally Posted by Lord Golbez

We men aren't afraid to smell bad and be slobs. Women don't have the guts to act careless and irresponsible.

YEAH!

You woman doon't haave thee GUTS!

HIGHFIVE LORD GOLBEZ

BROS BEFORE TRICKS ERYBODY KNOWS

Originally Posted by Lord Golbez

We men aren't afraid to smell bad and be slobs. Women don't have the guts to act careless and irresponsible.

DUDE!

Wow Kassi, way to be an impaqrtial party, this is why women can't be trusted to run things.

Kassi already laid down the ground rules, but I have a couple things to say. Let's keep it dirty, anything below the belt goes (I suggest wearing jocks and jills whenever in this thread), and let's see some good ol' fasion trash talkin! But don't flame.

Also, to really rub it in, why not get your team off to a good start and win the logo contest. What better bragging rights then to see the banner made by one of your team mates across the top of all the gender wars threads?

Originally Posted by Kasuto

Whoa what? goodness, this was just some silly fun.

(I thought it was obvious I was kidding.

The opposing team turned me gay.

...

JKJKJK

Originally Posted by Ringo Starr

(I thought it was obvious I was kidding.

Went WAY over my head! <3 Thanks for pointing it out though.

To be quite honest, I thought you were just running with the gag Kas. XD

UH BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOL. And all that.

We must eliminate the cootie viruses by winning!

Mike, I'm kinda dense. XD