Gender Wars II THROWDOWN!

I probably have no place in this discussion, but I'd like to sum this up using the infinite wisdom of Kurt Vonnegut.

"Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."

And who made that fine observation?

A man.

Originally Posted by Lunchbox*

Women, I have a question for you all: Why was Jesus perfect?
Answer: Because he was a man.

Nuff said.

Originally Posted by Linksoer

Nuff said.

See: my response earlier.

See: My response to your response.

Originally Posted by Lunchbox*

See: My response to your response.

I decided not to respond to that because this is not the SRS BZNS forum. Also, that point was better than your previous.

I disagree. Jesus being a man is THE BEST POINT OF ALL!!

What about God? It is also a "he" in the cartoons.

Originally Posted by Lunchbox*

I disagree. Jesus being a man is THE BEST POINT OF ALL!!

Originally Posted by Austin

What about God? It is also a "he" in the cartoons.

Ugh...

They are called men due to executive meddling. Being "male" or "female" would have no meaning to a god if it is the only god.

Unless, of course, Jesus was not the son of God/a god. Then calling that person male could be correct. But a monotheistic god is by all logic of neither human gender.

Can we get past this topic already?

But, if this God does exist, than he specifically chose the male gender to both be his first creation, and himself on Earth.

Why? BECAUSE-UH WE RULE!!!

Originally Posted by Lunchbox*

But, if this God does exist, than he specifically chose the male gender to both be his first creation, and himself on Earth.

Why? BECAUSE-UH WE RULE!!!

I'd say that's because one needs to make a rough draft before making the masterpiece.

...I hate you.

EDIT: And, wouldn't an all-powerful God be perfect his first try?

Originally Posted by Lunchbox*

...I hate you.

EDIT: And, wouldn't an all-powerful God be perfect his first try?

Bingo.
EDIT: Then again, that means they're both perfect...

No. He needed to prove how masterful man was, so he created women to emphasize the perfectness of man.

BUT, I will give women this: For the most part, they look much better than men. But, then again...we do have Brad Pitt.

Woman is alive because of man. God created eve out of a rib from man. Why do you think Men have one less rib than women? They came from us.

And we have linksmolecules who in fact favors Brad Pitt.

I have proved a point (kind of.) Yay for males.

Originally Posted by Light Speed

Woman is alive because of man. God created eve out of a rib from man. Why do you think Men have one less rib than women? They came from us.

Number of ribs in a male ribcage = 24

Number of ribs in a female ribcage = 24

Damn, there goes that theory...

Originally Posted by Astarael

Number of ribs in a male ribcage = 24

Number of ribs in a female ribcage = 24

Damn, there goes that theory...

Why do you have to ruin my fun? Now I must think of an even stranger theory of why men are better than women.

Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a second thought about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and stuff so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space. - Dick Masterson