Gender Wars II THROWDOWN!

Ahhh, he appears. Now this might get interesting.

Chicks are obsessed with Edward. Wanna know why? Because he's a vampire, and vampires dig blood. There's all this about how romantic he is, how much he loves her, but forget that. He's just the only possible guy that can stand to be around you while you menstruate. Hell, he'd even enjoy it. Too bad vampires aren't real, but you still have your periods. "Oh, but he sparkles in the sunlight...." Yeah, and he'll swim in the red river. Might even drink from it. Admit it. I'm sorry that real men can't stand to be around you while you ***** and complain and bleed all over everything.

If I needed a brain transplant, I would take it from a woman, because they don't have one.

But I bet there are times when you all have something on your minds. When ya'll wear a hat.

You ladies are so light, it only takes one drink to get you drunk, but you're never sure if it's the second or the seventh.

You girls think you're swingers, and I bet all of you weren't born with umbilical cords; you were born with bungie cords.

And them girls, right? They're always going shopping and stuff. Alot of people would say that they're penny pinchers, but I say that they're all carefree. They don't care, as long as it's free.

I bet you all have faces like flowers. Cauliflowers.

Deep down inside, I bet you ladies love men. You all have a one track mind for us men. But the traffic on it is pretty light.

Ya'll know what they say about men and women aging, right? Women age worse than men. They go over the hill, but I don't understand how they can go over the hill, not with the way they drive their cars.

Women have the grace of owls, the wisdom of eagles, and the eyes of swans, that must mean they're from the birds.

I think, even though this is a competition, there are plenty of well wishers for the women of ZU. They wish to throw you all down a well.

Can we have that debate now we were planning to have last time? It's a real shame it didn't go through last time (no clue why it didn't btw), because it could've made a difference. As you know, me and Shot are born debaters. I think especially Margar knows.

So yeah...what about it?

Originally Posted by Moshtradamus

Chicks are obsessed with Edward. Wanna know why? Because he's a vampire, and vampires dig blood. There's all this about how romantic he is, how much he loves her, but forget that. He's just the only possible guy that can stand to be around you while you menstruate. Hell, he'd even enjoy it. Too bad vampires aren't real, but you still have your periods. "Oh, but he sparkles in the sunlight...." Yeah, and he'll swim in the red river. Might even drink from it. Admit it. I'm sorry that real men can't stand to be around you while you ***** and complain and bleed all over everything.

Edward is stupid. I don't get why so many girls (and 'very special' guys) are obsessing about him.

Originally Posted by TheBattler

If I needed a brain transplant, I would take it from a woman, because they don't have one.

That makes no sense. How can you get a brain transplant from someone whom you think doesn't have a brain? Silly.

A women's equivalent of a ''mouse'' on a computer is an Iron.

men are better because we have billy mays.

Men are better because we can control our emotions

Originally Posted by Light Speed

Men are better because we can control our emotions

are you kidding me? Oh, the number of guys I've seen who can't control their emotions- namely anger. Women usually express other emotions than anger, but the most destructive one to not control is anger and usually it's the men who have it worst.

A woman will kill you twice as fast as a man and for half the reason. Even if she would be sad over it later.

Originally Posted by Margar

are you kidding me? Oh, the number of guys I've seen who can't control their emotions- namely anger. Women usually express other emotions than anger, but the most destructive one to not control is anger and usually it's the men who have it worst.

Anger isn't an emotion, It's a way of life

Throughout history, men have achieved a lot. What have women done?

Originally Posted by newblenderbeer

What have women done?

Nag and complain about random ****.

Originally Posted by newblenderbeer

What have women done?

You know there is now going to be quite an extensive list posted here right?

No matter how big your list is, a list of men's achievments will be at least 50 times longer.

newblenderbeer speakeths the truth.

Women, I have a question for you all: Why was Jesus perfect?
Answer: Because he was a man.

Originally Posted by Lunchbox*

Women, I have a question for you all: Why was Jesus perfect?
Answer: Because he was a man.

As avatar of a genderless god, this logically wouldn't be true. I could say more, but this isn't the I:SB.

Logically, this would be true. If the god is truly genderless, why is it then that Jesus was man? Why is it that Adam was made before Eve? Why have all the important Christian people been men? Why is the Buddha and Muhammad men?

Because men rule.

Sure, we'll give you Mother Teresa and Oprah, but they easily get canceled out by Gandhi and any rich man ever, respectively.

And this might not be the I:SB, but this is SERIOUS BUSINESS!