ZU MEN; We're Not Worthy!

I like the meateating tag in this thread. It makes me feel manly.

Uumm...
Thats great
I like meat its good

So guys, I chased down a bull on foot, leaped onto its back and pulled it to the ground with my bare hands. I then proceeded to recite poetry to it before punching a hole through its chest and eating its a heart to gain its courage. Finally, I skinned the beast and made a ceremonial hunting outfit out of its flesh, tissue and bones, all before I had to leave for work!

What did you do today?

I multi-tasked.

Beat that.

I wrestled Chuck Norris and Mr.T at the same time.

But you lost.

WHICH ONE DO YOU WORSHIP

I have a good March to Victory song (Please don't laugh but i got the idea to look for this song from Notsil's sig): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

Originally Posted by Notsil

So guys, I chased down a bull on foot, leaped onto its back and pulled it to the ground with my bare hands. I then proceeded to recite poetry to it before punching a hole through its chest and eating its a heart to gain its courage. Finally, I skinned the beast and made a ceremonial hunting outfit out of its flesh, tissue and bones, all before I had to leave for work!

What did you do today?

I did manly things myself.

You know, all this Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris worshipping is pathetic. That's just cissy hero-worshipping. If you are a real man, then you ARE a hero, not a hero-worshipper.

Originally Posted by Crab Helmet

You know, all this Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris worshipping is pathetic. That's just cissy hero-worshipping. If you are a real man, then you ARE a hero, not a hero-worshipper.

Chuck Norris sucks.

Anyway, Clint Eastwood is the ****ing man. None of us are hero-worshipping. We're accepting the fact that Clint Eastwood is more manly than we are. Because he is. He's a manly man. And real men accept that some men, although few, are manlier than us. We are heroes, and it just happens to be that Clint Eastwood is a better hero. The best hero. So we openly accept that he's more manly. It only makes us much more manly.

Hero-worship? Please. It's manly **** that we're doing. Girls hero-worship.

In the manly words of men: "It's an action-figure!"

Originally Posted by Forte

Clint Eastwood

action-figure!

Originally Posted by Forte

Chuck Norris sucks.

Hero-worship? Please. It's manly **** that we're doing. Girls hero-worship.

In the manly words of men: "It's an action-figure!"

Yes, yes, and yes.

Originally Posted by Commissioner Postman

But you lost.

I lost with the pride that I was able to hit them.

SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS BENDING THINGS AND JUMPING OUT OF EXPLOSIONS IN SLOW-MO WHEN MY ***** COMES UP AND GIVES ME A MANLY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE WITH NO FRUITS IN IT BUT THEN THIS GOBLIN MOTHER****ER COMES UP AND STEALS ALL MY SPORTS AND TRUCKS AND OTHER MANLY THINGS

SO I SAT THE MOTHER****ER DOWN AND WE WORKED THINGS OUT DIPLOMATICALLY

am i doin it rite guise

I JOIN MANLY MANS TEAM

DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

The others want us to puke. I say we should... all over their leaders' heads.

my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo

we've washed ourselves in womens' blood, and all the noobies too.

we're taking down the fem-machine, betch by betch by betch,

the male race marches on


Can that be our battle song?

Yes the women have done something and made a banner for them selves. Is there going to be a man to step up and do it? (I know there's a shopped version of their's comming soon)

I can't believe you forgot the milk-based product of the gods. It's not even in tags. D: