ZU MEN; We're Not Worthy!

Originally Posted by Blood Dragon

My hand's too big too. D:

YOU GOT MAN HANDS!


Is that any better?

Guysguys, Forte is finally here. Now is the time to battle. We shall wage war and we shall win a mighty victory.

Now exactly when does this war start and where and how does it work exactly? Now that you guys finally have Forte on your side for once, you're sure to win.

We're men. We always win. Women are inferior. We shall defeat them long and hard. A bit longer. A lot harder. And we're good.

Originally Posted by Aniday

ZU men ftw! Count me in on whatever it takes to defeat the puny womanz.

Does that include dressing up in a dress and singing on a wenca- oh, wait...


Naywyas, guys, good luck. Hopefuly you will do better this year. Shots and Lex will do a fine job leading you all. Power Shot will back down from no challenge, willing putting is tounge and dignity on the line so be ready to give your lives for this man.

Fight Hard, fight fair, and god speed.

Also, stay out of the girl's camp.

Originally Posted by Forte

Guysguys, Forte is finally here. Now is the time to battle. We shall wage war and we shall win a mighty victory.

Now exactly when does this war start and where and how does it work exactly? Now that you guys finally have Forte on your side for once, you're sure to win.

We're men. We always win. Women are inferior. We shall defeat them long and hard. A bit longer. A lot harder. And we're good.

Well, it's about time you showed up I was begining to worry.

Originally Posted by Mattocks

Does that include dressing up in a dress and singing on a wenca- oh, wait...


Naywyas, guys, good luck. Hopefuly you will do better this year. Shots and Lex will do a fine job leading you all. Power Shot will back down from no challenge, willing putting is tounge and dignity on the line so be ready to give your lives for this man.

Fight Hard, fight fair, and god speed.

Also, stay out of the girl's camp.

What about light speed?

I read the words "artwork melee" in a related thread of utmost importance and knew that I had to take part in this.


^Just something I found on ze internets.

Originally Posted by Solink

Clive Barker's Jericho has one.

I also believe one of the females in F.E.A.R. intended to have a sniper before the game turned to a very closed environment. Her red "trigger finger" proves it.

Plus the female vioces of spartans/elites can get a sniper as well.

Originally Posted by Captain Crusader

That leads us into a draw then. I didn't know.

*Ahems* I have yet to see a female Heavy.

Video games have to have token women and racial placements. If they don't their considered "racist" or "sexist."

Originally Posted by Guardian

I read the words "artwork melee" in a related thread of utmost importance and knew that I had to take part in this.


^Just something I found on ze internets.

Now, that is manly.

I'd like to pint out the not manly guy is in fact not actualy ironing anything.

Originally Posted by Mattocks

I'd like to pint out the not manly guy is in fact not actualy ironing anything.

yes he is. he's ironing a vertically striped shirt. he has is stretched over the ironing board, which is how you're supposed to do it.

Originally Posted by Captain Crusader

That leads us into a draw then. I didn't know.

*Ahems* I have yet to see a female Heavy.

I think this justifies the gender of all the TF2 characters.

Originally Posted by Margar

yes he is. he's ironing a vertically striped shirt. he has is stretched over the ironing board, which is how you're supposed to do it.

...That'd be a pretty long shirt then. :/

That really does look like just the cloth which normally covers an ironing board.

Originally Posted by Dragon King

That really does look like just the cloth which normally covers an ironing board.

It does at first but you can see the sleeve hanging off the side. I was fooled for a moment, too
Though the picture on the right looks much more manly!!

I don't think so, I'm pretty sure that's the ironing board cover. Then again, even the left isn't as manly as one would believe. real men get rid of wrinkles by shaking the article of clothing three times, then wearing said article of clothing all day in hopes they will go away.

Ah s**t you took it off. Damn you.

Yes, but you two are both spamming up the threads which should be for propagating against the oposite gender. We respectfuly asked both teams to stya to them selves outside of the throwdown.

We can't lose, since Power Shot won't fall for the jalapenos a 2nd time.

Originally Posted by Forte

I promise to the lord almighty (Power Shot), if you don't get out - We will wage war with the females right here and right now. No judges. No competition. Full blown, guns&soldiers, bombs, gassing, trench warefare, ****in blitzkreig war. And I promise the females can't handle that. All of the amazing Warriors of the past who had epic victories were male, so it's guaranteed that we'll win.

Though, out of the time period, Joan of Arc was a total badass.

For a woman.

Originally Posted by Notsil

Though, out of the time period, Joan of Arc was a total badass.

For a woman.

Yeah but Joan of Arc was no Audie Murphey.

Atilla the Hun was a bigger badass.

Originally Posted by Forte

Yeah but Joan of Arc was no Audie Murphey.

I still feel bad from those Krauts.