ZU MEN; We're Not Worthy!

Originally Posted by Kasuto

Okay okay, I know this is all in the spirit of the game, but please try to keep the profanity to a minimum.

And that being said.

Ha ha ha, boys. You weren't cheated out of an event, so I don't know where you got that idea. Are you talking about how the only events you won were by forfeit?

Hey, we weren't trying.

This time it's different.

WE ARE MEN
MEN IN TIGHTS (TIGHT TIGHTS)
WE ROAM AROUND THE FOREST LOOKING FOR FIGHTS

My friend asked me the other day why his wife alwalys got mad at him so easily the other day. I said women have alwalys thought men are stupid but, the truth is women are the ones that are really stupid for getting mad at their men for no logical reason.

...Since when could we embed Youtube vids? This is not a good thing.

Originally Posted by Light Speed

I propose that this be our logo![IMG]*http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n445/SoL_Substance/ZUMENLOGO.png[/IMG]

That would be an awesome logo.

I propose you put it as our logo wolf

with me we wont lose!

Originally Posted by Dragon King

...Since when could we embed Youtube vids? This is not a good thing.

For about a month or two. Why is this a bad thing?

Originally Posted by Hot Dog

For about a month or two. Why is this a bad thing?

There's no way it's been more than a month. I took a lurker's break for around a month starting on the 20th of April, and I know for certain that youtube embedding was not an option for anyone back then.

EDIT: Oh, and they're bad because they look really out of place, no matter which skin is used. Large images have the same problem.

A note about the first post: Isn't it a bit hypocritical to insult the X chromosome when we also have one? It would make more sense to just glorify the Y and its testosterone-riddled goodness.

Another note: Worry not, for some of us can't be distracted by such puny measures as female mammary glands.

Also, men ftw. This looks interesting. Perhaps I'll stick around ZU this time (I have a bad habit of leaving for long periods of time).

AWWWWW
OOOOOOO
GAAAAA!!

I HAS PENIS WOOH WYMAN SUXORS...except that they're much cuter... for the most part...

Good evening men.

Tonight, as I type this, I am surrounded by absolutely no one. That is because a man must bear solitude like a comforting bottle of ale: with a cool, collected mind knowing that his women are off doing work for him like the dishes or laundry. We are tougher than women, who run off at the moment's sign of trouble to talk about their feelings! We are men, and we shall be damn proud of it!

As your commander, I know the coming war shall be hard. Women shall abuse our polite dignity, scorn our sense of dress, and belittle us with the fact that we don't report domestic abuse. Well, I say to that this: men take punishment like men, and dish out even more! Men can wear whatever shirt we want! And men take our women's punches head on, because we'll fart in their pillows later!

Let us take this website by storm, and show the other gender how real men win wars!

Here Here! Another round of drinks, on me!

Beer it is! :I Damned pink. Not exactly manly

Nice job ripping off our temporary "raised-fist logo."
Couldn't have at least found something more original than that?

Gentlemen, let us squash these ladies under out manly feet. And if they bloody our suits, they can god damn well wash them before me slaughter them.

Did anyone see the tags in here.

I have posted.

Now we can truly begin.

Originally Posted by Notsil

I have posted.

Now we can truly begin.

I agree. It seems that our kindness has been squandered. We must take the opportunity to show women their rightful place in society once more, ushering in a new era of manliness.