The Lassies' Camp 2009 Waiting on Results!

Originally Posted by beejay

And why don't you feel honored?

hmm how do I say this.....uh
I don't think some of you guys deserve my help/participation.

Is all.

Originally Posted by Yusei

Too busy for this and too new. I'm confused with this completely. I'm not gonna enter. I doubt anything I make would win anything anyways.

I'm new also, but I still entered two contests, and I'm sure that if you tried hard enough, you could whip up something amazing. I totally understand if you're busy, though!

hmm how do I say this.....uh
I don't think some of you guys deserve my help/participation.

Is all.

You know, just reading that out of context sounds a little arrogant. . .

Even in context it's borderline boasting.

Originally Posted by ChibiAyanami

You know, just reading that out of context sounds a little arrogant. . .

Even in context it's borderline boasting.

Even though I totally agree, now's not the time to have a battle within our own camp. Let's think of this as a way to step up our own game and blow the guys out of the water!

Hey if people arent willing to help, I'll gladly volunteer my services. No Drama.

Hey if people arent willing to help, I'll gladly volunteer my services. No Drama.

We're good for at least the next three or so contests.

I don't think some of you guys deserve my help/participation.

We love you too Renee.

Whee, double post. The guys finally sent us their list of dares, so I thought I'd share.

Aniday Dare

This dare is to take away from the lassie what makes her look and feel like a woman to humiliate and cast shame upon her.

The lassie who takes this dare must dawn un-matching and grotesque choice in clothing; the worst outfit she could possibly put together with what is available to her. She must also tangle her hair into a rats nest and over-exaggerate her make-up (example: caked on bright eye shadow and lipstick that clashing with their skin tone.)

After such lassie shows us her outfit, hair and make-up on video, she must go to the mall and record herself or have someone else record her (must hear audio) hitting on at least 10 random, un-notified males.

They must follow this loose script: (can be improved on for something more epically humiliating)

Lassie: Hey sexy
Male Responce
Lassie: I noticed you looking at me and I thought you looked really attractive. We should go out sometime
Male responce
Lassie: *gives fake number*

And... a minor update on that one.

Originally Posted by Kel-Bel

okay, so, i worked it out with him, and he said I could duck out of the flirting part, but I still have to walk around a mall and look psycho (and provoke good reactions from others). So I guess you can edit the dare description now. Thanks!

Nostil Dare

Drink an entire half-gallon of milk in half a minute.

Power Shot Zelda-Themed Dare

The object of this Dare is to become the embodiment of the Gerudo. The lady in question must dress up in the sexiest attire she owns and film herself as she sets out on an adventure to capture a mate. Now, once you have found a man you must inquire about his good, Hylian upbringing. Sample dialog must include references to his ears, which are rather small for a Hylian (as they should be, after all the guy's a human!), inquiries into the Zelda universe to test his knowledge, and an invitation back to your desert. After that, you must capture him and drag him into your car and drive away laughing.

This must all be captured on film, and I will be watching to make sure each step of these dares was followed.




And the dares we gave them...

RENEEgade: They have to wear a thong....for an hour, I guess.

Kel-Bel: The victim who gets this dare must dress in all white, wear some kind of wings, and run around in a densly populated public place acting like navi. So basically, going up to people and saying "Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! LISTEN!" Over and over again. If someone stops to listen, Navi will start telling Link to go investigate that strange smoke over Death Mountain.

CW: Daree must get two of the three areas of the body waxed: Face, Legs, and/or Chest. These areas chosen must be free of all body hair for completion of dare.

Question, can I mail the waxed hair-thingies to a lassie of choice as a form in intimidation?

The Art Melee is coming up next. Do we know who our contestants are yet?

Art contestants? Kinda. Uhm... lemme check.

Calliope, Yusei, and Art1st4786 are supposedly our people. It might change, but that's it as far as I know atm.

Aaaaand Haiku assault people. I would love to take part, mainly 'cause Mattock's used the term “linguistics battle royal”, and being the linguistics major that I am [and an utter word whore], I would love to take part.

The only problem is that I will not have consistent web access until I get back on campus tomorrow. So if we're short on people today, and there's a possibility of pushing this to tomorrow, then I'm game for the Haiku assault! Also granted that there's no limit on how many Gender Wars competitions one's allowed to participate in. . . I think this would be my fourth one this year ^^;

Anyway, count Chibi in for anytime after 1pm EST tomorrow.

I'm kind of impressed I spelt linguistics right.

As for your timing issues don't worry. You'll be fine it isn't all happening today, I just opened the thread to get things rolling today.

Not sure if I can enter... I have no ideas... and I doubt I can make anything good.

Originally Posted by Phazon goron

Boo. I'm invading your topic.

Men, this is not the place to be spamming, that's what the throwdown thread is for. Please keep it there.