[Gender Wars] And the winner is...

Lassies and Lads of ZU, after many moons of battling, scoring, waiting, and more waiting, it is finally time to announce the winner of our epic battle of the sexes.. the

ZU Gender Wars

So, may we all give a round of applause to the fabulous winners....


TEAM LASSIE

(I was rooting for you all the time.)

It was, actually, incredibly close, and for a while, looked as though the boys had it.

The score was determined by who won the most battles.


So who won what?

Artwork Melee
Lassies 477
Laddies 471

Singing Competition
Lassies 365
Laddies 362

Essay Battle
Lassies 618.5
Laddies 898.5

Dare Challenges
Lassies 192
Laddies 174

Brawl Showdown
Lassies
Laddies

Haiku-Off**Lassies
Laddies


** there are some holes that need to be filled in for specifics, but the outcome already determined is large enough a gap to where a full score in the missing categories cannot change what's already been established

These results are based off of three of our judges' scores. There was no response from the fourth judge after two PMs, and well after the date, so the score has been determined without that judge. If you would like to see the judge's scores, please ask.


SO,

Let us all give a HUGE round of applause for our wonderful Judges: Nenue, Nolan, Mattocks, and Risika.

Another big round of applause to our contestants.

And a very happy THANK YOU to the beautiful Lady Asia, Anime_Queen for getting this whole thing started and organized.

One Last THANK YOU To Power Shot, and his fabulous pet ego for putting this together!

And, of course, Lassies-- go get yourselves some pizza and ice cream. Congratulations again.

This is Kassi, up and out!

I plead poisoning of drinks and food!

The lassies completely brainwashed the lad judges, see? They could not think straight! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! A RECOUNT!!!

*is being pulled away*

A RECOUNT! REEEEEECOUUUUUNT!

*is being pulled into a doorway marked with a skull on it*

REEEEECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuunnnnnntttt........ .. *silence*


(btw, congrats whatever, I'm going into my man-cave *flies off*)

......

maybe I should of kept the name that cody gave me.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AARKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!








BOOOYAH!


TAKE THAT!




awh mY!


*is laughing and squealing and having altogether TOO. MUCH. FUN!*



TEAM LASSIE!
We need to get together and think up a great Winning Request/Demand from Team Lads!





though - Power Shot and Shigeru - Thank you for initiating and helping spark off this War in a great Blaze. for your fantastic organisational abilities, stamina and absolute... force of character.

Thank you to my dearest Mrs. Kassi Aileron for taking the helm from me and doing a kickass job at holding this whole together and to completion.

Thank you to our fair and benevolent JUDGES who stuck through this over the months and stood up to take the helm in judging.

Thank you to ALL THE PARTICIPANTS who took part in all of the battles and helped make this succeed, with their wit, humour, good naturedness and dedication to their teams.


Many thanks to you all!
And here concludes ZU's First GENDER WAR! =DDD!

LOLOLOLOL BEWBS FTW!!!! I will be back to brag later - must go to work now.

THIS IS GOING IN THE PODCAST!!!!

Be sure to mention how you have less points.

I also love that Kassi had to be reminded that I started this.

Obviously the females used their bodies to distract the guys from their tasks, and so we lost.

Obviously?

Yeah, they went and waggled in our faces, and we went all "O.O" and they then CHEATED!

IT IS NOT CONSPIRACY! I TELL ONLY TRUTH!!!

Hah. HAH.

Also can someone tell me if I won the haiku battle I was in because I really want to know xD

Originally Posted by Vaati

Obviously the females used their bodies to distract the guys from their tasks, and so we lost.

Obviously?

Dude, that is how they always beat guys. We are too gullible for our own good.

LOL @ boys being sore losers. Come on, guys! Lighten up - I love you all regardless <3

I thought this thing died ages ago.

But meh, congrats to the lassies.

Originally Posted by BeXXX

Hah. HAH.

Also can someone tell me if I won the haiku battle I was in because I really want to know xD

I'm going to guess yes, but that's only a guess.

Originally Posted by Twilight Wolf

I thought this thing died ages ago.

But meh, congrats to the lassies.

It only died because the podcast died. :/

Woah, woah, woah. When this did happen? When didn't even do the last event!

Thanks to my darling Kasuto for carrying this thing through to its shocking conclusion.
And it was shocking indeed, especially given the massively huge margin of points we surpassed the girls by. =p Of course, karma dictates that one technicality merits another.

Congrats to the ladies for putting up a good show.

Power Shot, you know I love you a whole bunch, and I really truly am sorry. See, I edited you in there as soon as you reminded me. You, of all people, know I have a whole bunch of stuff going on right now, and I can't be expected to note every single detail. Some things just get dropped by mistake. DDD=

And Bex, I will double check my scores when I get home, but I'm, like, 99% sure you won.

EDIT: Whoa, ghosted by my own other half!

I understand. I just hope you understand when I conveniently forget to give Lexxi credit for his WRITING!

Naw, seriously, the girls did a great job. True, they didn't do nearly as great a job as we did, especially as far as points are concerned... But we as men must allow them to believe they have won, as they think they do each and every argument we embark on against them. Ladies, the truth is that you simply wear us down, because we need logic and reasoning in our arguments, and most of the time you think us looking at another girl for a nanosecond constitutes cheating. And that's something I don't get.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

I understand. I just hope you understand when I conveniently forget to give Lexxi credit for his WRITING!

Oh, but that's already happened, Shotty m'boy. =P
/completelykidding

Originally Posted by Power Shot

I understand. I just hope you understand when I conveniently forget to give Lexxi credit for his WRITING!

Agreed. <3

Ladies, the truth is that you simply wear us down, because we need logic and reasoning in our arguments, and most of the time you think us looking at another girl for a nanosecond constitutes cheating. And that's something I don't get.

No, you misunderstand us. It's the fantasizing in your room alone based on looking at that girl for a nanosecond, resorting to your right hand man to give you the pleasure you know you can't get from said girl, but you would if you could.. that constitutes cheating.

(and again with the metaphors)

I edited out my conversation for fear of angry fiancée.