ZU Election Debate Topics

Pro-skub or Anti-skub?

Pro-skubbers are largely just bandwagonners, in the same vein as people who claim to support Manchester United (read: people who know nothing about the game and just want to be cool). When a newbie joins, they automatically join the "pro-skub" (an oxymoron haha) group - I bet half of them don't even know what skub is!

Real men who can think for themselves are anti-skub.

What on Earth is skub?


Also: if elected, what will you do in terms of wages for our hard-working mods? Do they get paid enough? Should mods, especially mods of active and/or important forums like GCC, Nayru and the Awards, get raises?

Originally Posted by musical zombie.

If you were in a five story building and there were three raptors, two running at 5 m/s and the other at 3 m/s because of an injured foot, and assuming that your maximum speed is 3 m/s, which route should you take through the building to maximize your time of life? Remember, raptors can open doors, but they slow them down; assume that it takes two minutes for them to open the first door to the house and thirty seconds for each subsequent door.

muzz you're not funny when you BLATANTLY STEAL THINGS

Also I think an interesting topic would be how you plan to make everyone hate you next April.

How fast can one of you make a wall that can withstand a /b/ nuke?

Will you ever, in your life, go insane for forty six days, five hours, and twelve minutes?

Originally Posted by Cody

Real men who can think for themselves are anti-skub.

I neither promote nor condone skub of any variety.

Really I'm more A-skubxual than anything.


And ahh....

Since this is the issues thread.

What shall the candidates do about the powers belonging to the supreme and sovereign rulers of this Cyber-sphere pertaining to the pardoning of Web Crimes of even the Highest Degree?


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and since when did Hypnotoad get a worshiping follower?

This is a great disturbance in the force I have now detected......

Great Debate Topic: Which one of you should I vote for to speed up my rise to ZU power?

To be serious. Jason's reign is going awesomely. So what can you Cody (and you Power Shot) bring to ZU that really makes voting for you worthwhile?

Originally Posted by Kitsuné

muzz you're not funny when you BLATANTLY STEAL THINGS

Also I think an interesting topic would be how you plan to make everyone hate you next April.

mattsy you're not funny AT ALL

Originally Posted by musical zombie.

mattsy you're not funny AT ALL

;-; low blow

AT LEAST MY NAME DOESN'T RHYME WITH CONFUSICAL MOM-BEE

The debate will be taking place today at 5pm EST and will be between Cody and Power Shot. You have until then to submit your questions for the candidates. The debate will be published to the ZUCast once it's over.

As webmaster, how can you assure us that no egos will altar decision-making?

Light meat or dark meat?

Would you walk 500 miles, and walk 500 more just to be the man to walk a thousand miles?

Change of plans, debate will be happening at 6pm EST. Questions are now closed - I'm gathering up stuff to be used in the debate.