ZU Election Debate Topics

Will you ban all those in "Fake-ZU?"

I for one am apart of Real-ZU, and I have had enough of those Anti-Zuers in their big forums.

Which of you is more knowledgeable of the game series known as the Legend of Zelda, and can you prove it?

Originally Posted by Nox

Will you endorse Joe the Poster, even if he is not qualified to post due to recent warnings for inappropriate behavior?

Silly Nox; Joe doesn't post.

"Does this affect anybody else's real-world lives in any way at all?"

Originally Posted by Puck

Will you ban all those in "Fake-ZU?"

What are you referring to?

How serious are you taking this election, and what important site things are being held up because of your pity elections?

You know, those a-moral big Fourm goers.

Not like us in small town ZU.

Originally Posted by Sabbo

Jason. Cody lives on the opposite side of the Pacific Ocean. Perhaps Power Shot too, but I don't know where he lives.

That is true, especially seeing as how Jason actually voted for Barack Obama, and in Pennsylvania of all places.

Whoops, posted in the wrong place.

Anyway, discuss what you're going to do about actual site software and the hardware it's hosted on.

I want to know what the candidates views on homosexuality being displayed towards ZU's younger and more vulnerable members. This is supposed to be a family forum, and 12-year-olds don't need to hear about members sticking their man-meat up the backside of another member. I want to see some debate on that topic.

If you were in a five story building and there were three raptors, two running at 5 m/s and the other at 3 m/s because of an injured foot, and assuming that your maximum speed is 3 m/s, which route should you take through the building to maximize your time of life? Remember, raptors can open doors, but they slow them down; assume that it takes two minutes for them to open the first door to the house and thirty seconds for each subsequent door.

How do you feel about super-heavy cavalry forces used in ancient times, especially cavalry used by near-Eastern nations like the Parthians and Sassanids, the subsequent adoption of such cavalry by Greek states like the Seleucid Empire, and after that by the Romans, and will you officially proclaim the awesomeness of Cataphracts?

Also, what do you consider to be the difference between Cataphracts and Clibinarii? When do you consider something a Cataphract and when do you consider something a Clibinarius?

Which is the truth, cake or pie?
What new features would you add to ZU?
*possibly humulation army banners*
just an idea...

"When will you give me my banner, so I can vote for you?"

"Will Cody keep his purple banner? If not, why doesn't he deserve 5 banners?"

WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR OUR CHILDREN

Originally Posted by Elder Blizz

Watch South Park.

HAHA!
*high five*


anyhoo-
dare I say that this whole election thing has created quite an overloaded bandwagon?
I think it's rather silly. But in the end, I'm sure I'll end up voting for

I'm not telling!!

Will you give us shiny banners if you win? =O

If so, how many?

Originally Posted by Sabbo

Silly Nox; Joe doesn't post.

That's because he isn't qualified to post and the liberal moderator team is preventing him from speaking his mind.

In the event of an uprising, how many bipedal cougars do you think you could incapacitate using weapons only made by household items? For example, a broomstick and a piece of sharp glass together would constitute a spear.