Haiku Battle 2: Lly vs. Puck

Lly vs. Puck

Da Rules

- The battle shall last ONE HOUR

- You can only post Haiku in reply to each other

- Each of you has a 7 minute slot in which to think up and Post a Haiku in reply (in which the other contestant MUst wait for to be up before posting again if they're ready with another haiku.)

- You can double post (a ferocious attack!) with another haiku if the other doesn't reply in time (and longer). Missing your turn can lose you points.



NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD OTHER THAN LLY AND PUCK >=OOO
(offenders shall be vaporized with my waffle iron)


Battle Date and Time: Tuesday, September 16. 10:00PM, EST.

Thanks, Anime_Queen, for the opening thread format

(May I have a lock, plz? =3)

Unlocked and OP updated to show correct time!
DO NOT post in this thread unless you are Lly or Puck, and only after 10:00pm EST or you get a waffle iron to the face!!!!

Let's Get this show on
For inevitable I
will come out on top

(OoH: This is the right time, right?)

women are better
puck, I'm sorry to say this
but your ass is GRASS

If only you knew
Just how bad I will defeat
You, now just lie down

you have got no clue
of the dark, badass forces
with which you now toy

D:<

Your powers are not
exactly what you say they
are to weak, you lose

clearly, foolish child,
your understanding does lack:
Nay, it's YOU that's weak.

Don't be fool hardy
Unlike Adam and Eve I
Will not fall with you

Well then, do watch out-
you may not intend to fall,
But I might trip you!

Trip me as you may
So I will land on My feet,
Like a cat, don't try

like a cat, you say?
go back to your litter box
and bury your face!

The only reason
I would try to hide my face
Is to escape yours

(OoH: Don't take that to seriously)

Well then that's because
you cannot bear its greatness
for it is AWESOME

I must agree it
Is awesome, but only at
Looking Unpleasant

If mine is nasty
Then what would that make your face?
Let's say... nothing good.

If a Picture is
Worth a Thousand words Then mine
Would all say handsome

words can be too nice.
Hate to be the one to say,
but they were lying.

You expect my trust
to lay further in you, than
in my reflection?

You can take that trust
And stick it up... well, somewhere.
I do not need it.