Media Coverage (Battles) - YOUR coverage

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*finishes her tea*


Hokay,

THIS THREAD IS TO POST ALL AND ANY PICTURES, DRAWING, POEMS, PHOTOSHOP EDITS, "QUOTES COLLECTIONS" OR WRITTEN REPORTS ABOUT THE GENDER OLYMPICS! :>


I want us to start documenting community happenings, and having an actual place for it, here in Community Central;

Since the Gender War Outbreak, we've had a ton of funny hilarious material contributed by all sorts, so, to save you the hassle of trawling through threads with 300-posts each, I've decided to make a collection of them all! You can find everything contributed so far, here. And if there's anything you want to contribute - it also goes here!
This is an invitation to go wild with your creativity in however you want to "Cover" the current battles!

Contribute with drawings, poems, an actual "report" of your thoughts regarding whatever battles - and post them here!

I'll start by collecting what we have had, so far, and in order! ^-^!


IMAGE WARS!

After a Direct Challenge from Powershot; who felt threatened by a group of lassies getting together to chat, created a Man-Club and a thread to go with it, I replied with what I thought would end the war, then and there; winning it for the Lassies' instantly




However, on the contrary! in reply, Nictel , feeling the mighty bruise dealt to males' honour, also got drawing to REALLY show the girls, Hit back with this:



closely followed by another piercing missile from Jodd, who was quick to fly the flag for the "Mans of ZU":





Dark Vaati decides to throw the Man Camp into confusion by sending out mixed messages - rife with giving up to the superior wimminz of ZU - with this:




Not everyone is fighting though! SacredSturgeon, with his wise foresight, calls upon the Sissies of ZU to Unite (and disperse quickly thereafter >_> )





Just as it was looking to be pitiful for the boys, with us lassies too busy laughing and enjoying a free win, Enter Lavvy, with none other than SLAUGHTERBOT O___O





Naturally, lassies wouldn't just take this sitting down, make way for Ashley, because she has something to say!




(*tries to keep a straight face for this one*)

.. but .. having been thoroughly kicked in the arse and buried in poo by the girls' obvious superior artistic talent, Power Shot changes tactics .. and uses our own weaponry against us..






(I'll continue in the next post - now.. get scribbling and writing! we need a great collection of creative coverage! :>!!! )

That's it!

That was an act of OPEN WARFARE!


DekuQueen, Arch Nemesis of PowerShot, storms Camp Man; and there you have it!

FLAMED:

FLAMED!


MACHINE GUNED!



TERMITED!




AND THUS, INVADED!






*coughs and adjusts her glasses*

and Uppercutted, to finish off (as proof shows here) by myself:






Karma steps in to lay a finishing touch, on a job well done





While Foofoo promises revenge while simultaneously showing off art skillz here:

Meanwhile, back at the ranch- er
I mean, Camp Lassie, The girls regroup and work out a battle plan:





that is .. before ROUND 1 commences,
The singing competition
The boys picked 3 of them and they did a semi-sorta okey job,

while Team lassie..
Marched forth three of it's valiant singers, Margar (voice of an Angel), Skull Kid ( Powerful Lady of verse) and Mrs Kassi Aileron (Sweetest Mistress of Cookies):





...

the boys were too cheap and un-enthusiastic to come up with a team picture for their team




Anyway,
Tomorrow, is the dawn of Two epic battles ..
The dare Challenges will be in,
and the Brawl Matches commencing


For the dares, the ladies are ready
Ready to kick arse... and kick arse.




See you tomorrow :>

Contribute with drawings, poems, an actual "report" of your thoughts regarding whatever battles - and post them here!

Can I contribute with predictions? Because I predict that Men will reign supreme, even without my help!!

Originally Posted by Anime_Queen

Dark Vaati decides to throw the Man Camp into confusion by sending out mixed messages - rife with giving up to the superior wimminz of ZU - with this:

I only just saw this XDDDDD 'SUP DARKVAATI.

The fact that you left this out of your little story means that the women are BIASED and CHEATING.

*lAUGhs*! xDD!!!


HeLe (until I know your name, this'll be my nickname for you! *laughs* ) - and here I was thinking we had an alliance going! :<<!!!


WE NEED SOMEONE TO GATHER QUOTES

predictions can go suck a miner's toe ._.
UNLess they're from the lassies ^-^


Bret - AhAaaa!
tHAT was the image I was missing!
I didn't miss it out on purpose, I swearz!

Lilo - you had mISSEd that before? xD!

I'd like to say that the imagery is beautiful. Nice work, ladies. Gentlemen, you get crayolas and butcher paper for practice.

Originally Posted by Mrs. Kassi Aileron

I'd like to say that the imagery is beautiful. Nice work, ladies. Gentlemen, you get crayolas and butcher paper for practice.

hey, crayolas and butcher paper are a lot of fun!

they have those at brown derby roadhouse! and you can eat peanuts and throw the shells around wherever!

I wonder if any peanut-allergic has ever walked in there unknowingly and died from inhaling the peanut dust

Is it just me, or does Bretski's edit of Kassi look just a wee bit like BBD?

Margar: true. They have that stuff at Macaroni Grill, too. (well, crayons, at any rate) I drew a cross dressing Link recently. It was.. beautiful.

Shiks, I don't even know what to say to that.

And what of the epic story of the judges?

I have never seen Mattocks before.
He'll have to post a pictuar before I'm able to maek Judge pictures :<<<

Here you go Asia.

Congrats to the men in the brawl battle, good luck to both in the upcomming Haiku-off.

Originally Posted by Mattocks

Here you go Asia.

Congrats to the men in the brawl battle, good luck to both in the upcomming Haiku-off.

XDDDDD

*laughing much*

that's.... great....

Originally Posted by Margar

XDDDDD

*laughing much*

that's.... great....

I do my best.
This is actualy me. I swear, if I get stalked, abducted and raped, I blame everyone one here!

Haha, great stuff. I still laugh at Asskey's edit.