the_Predator's Official Pred Awards

Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends,

I assume that many of you already know me. For those who don't, I am Damir Halilović, a long term ZU member and an awesome person.
But that of course means little to you, so why are you here?
I'll tell you why. I present to you, for the first time in ZU history, the_Predator's Pred Awards

What are the Pred awards you ask? It's simple - It's a biweekly award going to the best of the best, the most awesome, most cunning, most intelligent and most witty member of the community!

But Mr. Predator, how will you know what member that is!?

Simple! An ingenious system called Pred Points. Everything that impresses me gets Pred Points and in the end the points are counted and the one with the most points gets the award!


But Mr. Predator, how are we going to impress you?

Impressing me isn't that easy. There is no rule about what impresses me but for your convenience I will post a short list, but don't forget that it's nowhere limited at that! These are just guidelines!

- Pissing off the right people in the right ways (NOT FLAMING)
- Owning others
- Making posts full of win and awesome

These are just some ways!
If you think that your post or thread will impress me, show me a link to the thread on my profile page and I will evaluate it and give it 1-3 Pred Points! DO NOT PM ME! PMing me spams my inbox and the posts and threads which get Pred Points should be known in public so that everyone can go back and count the points if he/she gets inconvenienced.

Of course not every thread and post presented will necessarily get Pred Points, which brings me to the second part - Derp Points.

Derp Points are of course the opposite of Pred Points and are given to extreme fail posts and threads. Just like each 2 weeks a Pred Awards winner will be announced, so will a Pred Awards Loser be presented as well!

Who decides what is win and what is fail?
I do of course!


But that's unfair!
Everyone who knows me knows that I am too awesome to be biased!

Any more questions or suggestions? Throw them all onto my profile page and I'll give them a look.

Ready, set, go be awesome! Pred Awards go!

Pred is a silly Bosnian.

This topic sucks

Pred is an CHAMPION AT [that game everyone made a fuss over].

You misspelled awesome there Dom.

Beware, Margar does not understand the concepts of parody and satire.

Pred is a CHAMPION AT AWESOME.

Unfortunately, I automatically win all Pred awards.

Oh darn.

Originally Posted by Maxwell Smart, Ph. D.

Unfortunately, I automatically win all Pred awards.

You say this as if anyone actually cares about getting them.

Deep down, you know you care.

Yeah, an award from someone on a Zelda forum would probably make my life complete.

That's the spirit!

Exactly! I'm glad we feel the same way!

I have a feeling the openingpost was a waste of time.

No it wasn't, we could have easily talked about something else.

And why would you believe that? Fear you're not awesome enough?

EDIT: DOM STOP BEING FASTER THAN ME!

I'm never gonna get a Pred Award.

Originally Posted by Vaati

I'm never gonna get a Pred Award.

You're never going to get any award. Ever.

Let's pretend it's still '07 for a second.

Originally Posted by the_Predator

DOM STOP BEING FASTER THAN ME!

That's what she said lololol

...okay, I'm done.