The Lads Camp: Man-Strong

I am confident.
I am male, how can I lose?
Let's go rape virgins.

Originally Posted by DarkVaati

I am confident.
I am male, how can I lose?
Let's go rape virgins.

Hmmm...

Maybe it should be: I am male--how can I lose?

I think you'll get extra brownie points for having this poem in Japanese

I didn't get judge ;-;

It figures, though. Asia hates me and Power Shot only knows me from the stupid stuff I said in the planning thread. Well, when the judges are picked based on personal preference, it's pretty damn hard to win.

Sailboat is no judge?
That is so truly ****ed up.
Let's start a protest.

so uhh what goes on here?

Originally Posted by Sailboat

I didn't get judge ;-;

It figures, though. Asia hates me and Power Shot only knows me from the stupid stuff I said in the planning thread. Well, when the judges are picked based on personal preference, it's pretty damn hard to win.

If it makes you feel any better, I wouldn't have chosen you either

In all honestly, I think Mattocks and Galedeep where the best choices.

Win and awesome is what goes on in here.

I know. My haiku skills,
Well, they surpass awesomeness.
Chuck Norris is proud.

He sure is. Even Godzilla and his monster friends can't help but give a round of applause for that Haiku.

Originally Posted by DarkVaati

Sailboat is no judge?
That is so truly ****ed up.
Let's start a protest.

O___o That was so awesome I didn't realise it was a Haiku until now! xD

His second one is a Haiku too.

My mad skills shalt pwn.
Woman-kind beware - defeat
Is now imminent

You think you've got it?
Well, good luck to you, my friend,
and go kick their butts.

I'm not in the Haiku Contest, but I had a Haiku-off with my ex for about a week.

Let's get into gear! We have one song, by Cody. We require two more! I will attempt to get into contact with our Contestants, but we must prepare for the worst. I can do one, but I would prefer if others stepped up and fought too.

There were three willing people who didn't get the gig? Shall we ask them?

Yes. Yes we shall.

Sailboat, don't feel bad because I didn't choose you. I decided on Judges that I knew would be able to work well together and with the female Judges.

I also know you for making hilarious posts and from having wit. Don't worry, we will find a use for you.

If you're going to think of manliness you need to go straight to the top.



Let's rock this.

Discuss.

Hazzy, I don't suppose you could make a Song singing the awesomeness that is man.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

And you would be willing to sing such a Song, record it, and send it to me?