^At first I thought you were the very pretty lady in that first pic, and then I scrolled down and... no, you are not that lady at all. You are something out of Dragonball Z and look like you could crush me with your thumb.
"Your Father calls you to His Court. You need not pack; you go garbed in glory where you stand. He waits eagerly by His palace doors to welcome you, and has prepared a place at His high table by His side, in the company of the great-souled, honoured, and best beloved."
Addendum: "cheating" is hereby defined as any method whereby you'll have needed extraterrestrial powers such as watching on whose profile I'm on even though I'm on invisible, or adminpanel searches. Other than that, get creative.