You turn on your horrible computer. Your archosystem is supposed to have a status quo of the late 2010s, for reasons indiscernible to anyone except the archos themselves. Your computer is a perfect example of this, an ancient program recreated. The worst part is, it's state of the line h
You have two (2) OCTOPUS ARMS, of various geographic and culinary origin, one (1) NEW T-SHIRT, emblazoned with the logo of your Archosystem, one (1) ILLEGAL EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, one (1) BOTTLE OF SPRITE, one (1) CONTRABAND LASER CUTTER that you bought on a trip to Earth, one (1) NINTENDO 3DS, and one (1) CHEAP PICCOLO.