Community Thread XXVI: Happy birthday Flueworks!

Originally Posted by Future

pfft boring, my ring rules them all and makes me invisible.

My ring has an armor set bonus and grants +50 attack power. It also makes me immune to all magic and doubles my health power. What now?

Originally Posted by Overture of Sages

Just thought I'd point this out...of all the members that joined ZU in 2011...

I was the first member of ZU in 2011!!!!!

Ah...that feels good. Just felt I needed to point that out. HNY! (It's still Jan. 1, I'm on US West Coast)

You win the internetz ;0)

Congratulations! Hopefully you stick around and help make ZU a "greater" place.

As a side-note, on January 13th, I will have been a member of ZU for 8 years.....

Hey, everyone!

Just dropping by after six and a half years, hahahaha. Hope everyone is doing well.

ZELDA UNIVERSE AWARDS WANTS YOU

VOTE IN THE ZELDA UNIVERSE AWARDS.

WIN E-PEEN AND FLAUNT IT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

ALL AT THE ZELDA UNIVERSE AWARDS.

Ah Ryoko, long time. ;0)

Welcome back!

Wow.
I've been out of the loop for the past couple of days.
Congratulations to Kreebby!

So apparently while I was drinking last night, I called up a friend of mine and dictated a letter to him over the phone. This was what he sent back to me today.

Dear Velvet Rum,
Where do you get off selling bottles for seven dollars a bottle beacuase your rum is absolutely terrible. it is not worth seven dollars a bottle. your rum is starting to get me drunk, however i feel like i'm drinking lighter fluid. and tomorrow morning, i'm gonna wake up without an esophogus and it will be all your fault. WHY DID I MIX THIS WITH TEA. THIS IS DISGUSTING. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DISTRIBUTE THIS TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY? **** AUBURNDALE, AUBURNDALE SHOULD BURN TO THE GROUND AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT.

I hope it was actually sent to them. That would be awesome. (this is also the reason I like watching people drink. Hours of entertainment)

Whee. Thread Title. :>

Happy birthday sabbo! Hope you have a great day for the rest of the year!

happy womb eviction day!

babies climbing out of caves everywhere!!!!!!!11111oneon

Happy day of birth, Sabbo! EAT CAKE.

Originally Posted by kreebby

Happy day of birth, Sabbo! EAT CAKE.

JUST DID.

Happy birthday!

I ALSO ATE CAKE.

Happy birthday, Sabbo! ^__^

Happy Birthday and whatnot.

I wouldn't mind eating some cake right now...

Happy birthday Sabbo!

So everybody should vote for sugar and stuff.

Just because being semi-rebellious is kind of cool. And I hear talk that there will be nipples if people vote for her.

And I guess congratulations to kreeby and moiph, that's cool.

DEAR COMMUNITY THREAD:

I haven't posted here ever yet, but I figured now would be as good a time as any to do so, because I have a very important announcement to make:

I LOVE HOCKEY
I LOVE CANADA
I LOVE MATTOCKS

Spoiler:  

Pictured above: Me clad in the cultural garb of Canada expressing my love of the country.

Need more proof that I love Canada?


Pictured above: Me with an actual Canadian! Look how happy I am.

Now I would like to request that you all join me by standing up and removing your hats as I present to you the national anthem of Canada.



O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.



Pictured above: The most glorious flag to ever grace the face of this earth.

And don't forget to shower Mattocks in compliments when you're done observing the superiority of Canada. Revel in it's glory. Be envious that you don't live there.

Spoiler:  

Pictured above: Mattocks. Enough said.

I mean, just look at this guy. What's not to love?

He's probably the only person that can tie Canada in an awesome contest. And that really means something because...I mean...CANADA.

Woohoo, 500 posts! (what an accomplishment XD)
And even though I like America a lot, and I couldn't sing the Canadian National Anthem because everyone in my house is asleep, I hummed it. It kinda made me feel patriotic. Maybe I should move to Canada when I graduate. It was fourth on Newsweek's Best Countries in the World list.
Whatever.