Caption of the Week #2 Entries

Caption of the Week #2

The first CoW went rather well. We got some good entries, and voting is now open for it. In the mean time though, here the follow up to it, CoW #2.

Okay, so here is how this is going to work. In this, the OP, there will be a picture of somone, usually from the scrap book, from within the last week.

You, the people of ZU, will then post funny captions as to what the person in the image might be saying, or what is going on. Please post only the caption, no comments or other things. If you do post anything other than just the caption I will not count your entry.

Bear in mind as well that while captions can be funny, and possibly PG 13 (or more), this contest still abides by the forum and board rules (save for short posts of course given the nature of this). Anything that I deem flaming, trolling, spamming, advertising or whatever else will be removed and punishment may follow. I know many people are friends and so you can get away with stuff like that. However I do not know who every single person knows which means that I won't always know if you're joking or not. So if you are remember that you run a risk of having it removed.

At the end of the week, this thread will be close and a voting thread will be opened. Voting will be done by simply posting in bold your two favourite entries (in nor p[articular order). The voting will stay open for another week, at the end of which the entry with the most votes will win and get to pic the picture for the next contest.

So, with all that out of the way, this week's picture is of Nox, featuring Snow_Storm.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

Happy Birthday Mr. President...

"A typical Thursday night with Snow_Storm, Spiderman and Alex DeLarge."

"Thankyou for using Park and Ride. Please have your tickets ready"

"I know that's a dude... but I'm so turned on right now."

Her hands are kind of mannish, but I can overlook that...

the best he'll ever get

if carlsberg did strippers

For the next five years they would try to have a baby, until Snow_Storm ended the relationship once finding out why his wife was as infertile as she was.

"I'm cucco for trannies!"

This is the only time for you in your life, so you better enjoy it.

Where the white women at?


...Seriously, where they at?

"Would you **** me? I'd **** me...."

"This one's on the house, sweet cheeks!"

WHAAAT?!Women have belly buttons?!

And at the end of the night, there really was a snowstorm.

"Did you get that laser hair removal you were talking about?"

Contest closed!
The voting thread, as well as CoW #3 will be opened later today, so please make sure you keep an eye out for them!