[Gender Wars] Men's Camp 2010: Man-Thong

Good evening, gentlemen.

For the third time, it seems, we stand upon the brink of war. The women, on their periods as always, seem determined to continue this crazy little tradition I started two years ago because I was bored one night. Yes, that is the true origin of the Gender Wars. Take note, for in boredom the mind can wander to all sorts of places.

Alas, I wish I was here with better tidings. You see Men, I shall not be here by your side this time. The women have conspired to hold the Gender Wars at a time that I intend to take my first vacation in three years-- returning home to Greece for a few months. Because of this, a perfectly suitable replacement has been found to lead you to victory. My good friend and editor Aniday has volunteered to lead the team to victory and I believe he has what it takes to be the leader of our Gender. Defer to him as you would to me, with reverence, grace, and subtle man-crushing. Meanwhile, lay waste to those women. Destroy them. Rip that **** up.

A warning for the women: this thread is for those men who promise to boldly represent our gender in these games. Should a woman enter these halls to annoy us, drive them out in the manner which we behave towards trolls. Kill them, and give them not an inch.

Win, Men. Win, and prove Zelda Universe that we are the best.

Alright so lets get things going. Lets go men lets go!

Following on what Powershot said.

--The typical man is selfless and always lets the weaker sex go before them. With words such as "ladies first" or "pardon me Madamoisele" etc. etc. We spend our time Thinking, dreaming and for Powershot, sleeping with, wasting valuble time where we could be doing who knows what.
--But today we gather as men to cast down our manliness and get our revenge for two long years of humiliation. Leave no room for love or promiscuity that should cast you of you mission of vengance. For the unjustice inflicted upon Rhosco and the dominant sex these past two years I salute Aniday as my leader and am very glad he can fill Powershot's place.

So how do we sneak into the Girl's Camp?

Also I'm not sure if this is customary but the female persons have a private social group and a mailing list for events. But it would be awesome if we get those as well. Not to mention they're camp seems to be much more structural than ours, if we could get this structure that would be great.

If you guys want to win this, really give me a chance to submit images and signatures.

I'm here to win lol

Also I'm not sure if this is customary but the female persons have a private social group and a mailing list for events. But it would be awesome if we get those as well. Not to mention they're camp seems to be much more structural than ours, if we could get this structure that would be great.

You're jealous of us already? We haven't even started winning yet!

Also, Aniday, who's your co-Cap?

Originally Posted by Dog Dog 123

Also, Aniday, who's your co-Cap?

Aniday hasn't posted yet. >__>

Aniday hasn't posted yet. >__>

Yes, but this is his camp. (And yes, I'm invading.) So chances are he'll read it eventually and tell you all who else is helping to aid in your defeat.

I'm confused. Isn't Shot captain?

I'm confused. Isn't Shot captain?

Alas, I wish I was here with better tidings. You see Men, I shall not be here by your side this time. The women have conspired to hold the Gender Wars at a time that I intend to take my first vacation in three years-- returning home to Greece for a few months. Because of this, a perfectly suitable replacement has been found to lead you to victory. My good friend and editor Aniday has volunteered to lead the team to victory and I believe he has what it takes to be the leader of our Gender. Defer to him as you would to me, with reverence, grace, and subtle man-crushing. Meanwhile, lay waste to those women. Destroy them. Rip that **** up.

I can read, can't you?

Who needs to read when you've got a penis?

Originally Posted by Avalanchemike

I'm confused. Isn't Shot captain?

*boys* Can't read, of course...

Power Shot will be in Greece this summer, so he cannot be the captain. He would if he were going to be here, though. In the meantime, Aniday is your captain.

At least show your leaders some semblance that you care about the cause, and read the OP.

EDIT: That was the sexiest ninja ever, DD!

Originally Posted by Dog Dog 123

Also, Aniday, who's your co-Cap?

Hi, I'm Hombre de Mundo - Your one and only Man of World! And we're gonna send you back to whatever kicthen you came from!

*boys* Can't read, of course...

Power Shot will be in Greece this summer, so he cannot be the captain. He would if he were going to be here, though. In the meantime, Aniday is your captain.

At least show your leaders some semblance that you care about the cause, and read the OP.

EDIT: That was the sexiest ninja ever, DD!

Back demon, begone from these holy grounds. Your feet spoil whet we revere highly.

Originally Posted by William Shakespeare

Thou basest thing avoid, hence from my sight. And if after this command thou frought the court with thy unworthiness thou diest, away. Thou'rt poisen to my blood.

That was to you, Margar and DD123

I rarely read the opening post of a thread, unless it's short and to the point.

We will win this time! Go men!

Where is Aniday? We need you Aniday.

Originally Posted by ooccoowarrior

Where is Aniday? We need you Aniday.

He is off being a man and spreading his special juice all over the world.