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Old 04-24-2010, 01:42 PM
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[Gender Wars] Men's Camp 2010: Man-Thong



Good evening, gentlemen.

For the third time, it seems, we stand upon the brink of war. The women, on their periods as always, seem determined to continue this crazy little tradition I started two years ago because I was bored one night. Yes, that is the true origin of the Gender Wars. Take note, for in boredom the mind can wander to all sorts of places.

Alas, I wish I was here with better tidings. You see Men, I shall not be here by your side this time. The women have conspired to hold the Gender Wars at a time that I intend to take my first vacation in three years-- returning home to Greece for a few months. Because of this, a perfectly suitable replacement has been found to lead you to victory. My good friend and editor Aniday has volunteered to lead the team to victory and I believe he has what it takes to be the leader of our Gender. Defer to him as you would to me, with reverence, grace, and subtle man-crushing. Meanwhile, lay waste to those women. Destroy them. Rip that **** up.

A warning for the women: this thread is for those men who promise to boldly represent our gender in these games. Should a woman enter these halls to annoy us, drive them out in the manner which we behave towards trolls. Kill them, and give them not an inch.

Win, Men. Win, and prove Zelda Universe that we are the best.
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[11:35:27 AM] Anime_Queen says: thing is,
[11:35:41 AM] Anime_Queen says: it IS unfair that all tehse ideas and vocal taents belong to the one person >.<
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:09 PM
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Re: [Gender Wars] Men's Camp 2010: Man-Thong

Alright so lets get things going. Lets go men lets go!
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:15 PM
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Re: [Gender Wars] Men's Camp 2010: Man-Thong

Following on what Powershot said.

--The typical man is selfless and always lets the weaker sex go before them. With words such as "ladies first" or "pardon me Madamoisele" etc. etc. We spend our time Thinking, dreaming and for Powershot, sleeping with, wasting valuble time where we could be doing who knows what.
--But today we gather as men to cast down our manliness and get our revenge for two long years of humiliation. Leave no room for love or promiscuity that should cast you of you mission of vengance. For the unjustice inflicted upon Rhosco and the dominant sex these past two years I salute Aniday as my leader and am very glad he can fill Powershot's place.
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:19 PM
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Re: [Gender Wars] Men's Camp 2010: Man-Thong

So how do we sneak into the Girl's Camp?
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:21 PM
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Re: [Gender Wars] Men's Camp 2010: Man-Thong

Also I'm not sure if this is customary but the female persons have a private social group and a mailing list for events. But it would be awesome if we get those as well. Not to mention they're camp seems to be much more structural than ours, if we could get this structure that would be great.
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:44 PM
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If you guys want to win this, really give me a chance to submit images and signatures.
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:49 PM
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I'm here to win lol
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:49 PM
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Also I'm not sure if this is customary but the female persons have a private social group and a mailing list for events. But it would be awesome if we get those as well. Not to mention they're camp seems to be much more structural than ours, if we could get this structure that would be great.
You're jealous of us already? We haven't even started winning yet!

Also, Aniday, who's your co-Cap?
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:50 PM
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Also, Aniday, who's your co-Cap?
Aniday hasn't posted yet. >__>
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:51 PM
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Yes, but this is his camp. (And yes, I'm invading.) So chances are he'll read it eventually and tell you all who else is helping to aid in your defeat.
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:57 PM
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I'm confused. Isn't Shot captain?
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:03 PM
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Alas, I wish I was here with better tidings. You see Men, I shall not be here by your side this time. The women have conspired to hold the Gender Wars at a time that I intend to take my first vacation in three years-- returning home to Greece for a few months. Because of this, a perfectly suitable replacement has been found to lead you to victory. My good friend and editor Aniday has volunteered to lead the team to victory and I believe he has what it takes to be the leader of our Gender. Defer to him as you would to me, with reverence, grace, and subtle man-crushing. Meanwhile, lay waste to those women. Destroy them. Rip that **** up.
I can read, can't you?
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:05 PM
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Who needs to read when you've got a penis?
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:06 PM
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Re: [Gender Wars] Men's Camp 2010: Man-Thong

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I'm confused. Isn't Shot captain?
*boys* Can't read, of course...

Power Shot will be in Greece this summer, so he cannot be the captain. He would if he were going to be here, though. In the meantime, Aniday is your captain.

At least show your leaders some semblance that you care about the cause, and read the OP.

EDIT: That was the sexiest ninja ever, DD!
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:47 PM
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*boys* Can't read, of course...

Power Shot will be in Greece this summer, so he cannot be the captain. He would if he were going to be here, though. In the meantime, Aniday is your captain.

At least show your leaders some semblance that you care about the cause, and read the OP.

EDIT: That was the sexiest ninja ever, DD!
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I rarely read the opening post of a thread, unless it's short and to the point.
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:52 PM
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We will win this time! Go men!
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:28 PM
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Where is Aniday? We need you Aniday.
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Where is Aniday? We need you Aniday.
He is off being a man and spreading his special juice all over the world.
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