Silver's Homeroom

[Silver]

Welcome, you losers old and young, to the homeroom of Silver! Remember all those wise words to be found in other homerooms, under other teachers such as Power Shot and Shrub? You will find absolutely none of those here. Why? Because I am not wise, and besides that, I probably do not like you. The reason you want to learn from me, and not them, is because I am going to make fun of you, degrade your characters, and, most of all, because this is so damned funny that you are going to end up laughing blood out your nose.

That's right. You heard me. Laugh blood out your nose—that is what you are going to do.

If you want to train in my homeroom, post a training thread! But not just any training thread, because that would be far to easy. No, to train under my rules, you must post a training thread that has my name, your name, your character's name, and at least one random word in the title. Sounds easy, you say, but it gets harder. Your first test is to choose a random word that I have never heard of before! If you cannot do this, you are bumped to my lowest class. If you can do this, you are bumped to my highest class! And if, by some chance, you happen to realize that my lowest class and my highest class are exactly the same ... something special happens. Here is an example, as if I were applying to be trained by myself:

Silver Silver Blargmuffin.

As you may have guessed, Blargmuffin is not a word. People who use non-words have a special punishment: their characters are forced to clean ... the tower. Indeed, you are frightened now. This is dramatic, and dark, and you must be entirely focused on what I am writing. How predictably sheeplike. Oh look, there's someone behind you.

Moving along, we get to find out about my first assignment! Well, really it is your first assignment, because I am the one writing it and I am the one teaching you. It cannot really be my assignment, then, can it? No it cannot. The your first assignment is as follows:

Assignment 1

Write something humorous. Be creative. Have perfect grammar. Do not wipe snot on your pants.

My faithful TA is ... myself. Indeed, because I can be two places at once, and if I cannot, then I will just borrow the ego from another teacher. I refuse to name names. No, I will not tell you that I meant Power Shot. That would just be rude.

[Angel]

:XD

Yes, well, this is unacceptable. Bad bad Honour. XP













Sign me up!

[Malachi Constant]

I'm smitten.

<_< count me in.

[Silver]

Yaay! you're both in. By the way, our homeroom warcry is:

REVOLUTION!!! (It must always be in all capitals, and must always have precisely three exclamation points.)

[Malachi Constant]

must it be bolded as well, my liege?

[Silver]

No, of course not. That would be silly.

[Altamira]

Please, educate me in your ways, O Master. *bows before you*

[Silver]

Excellent. To learn, you must first do handstands while sweeping a carpet floor. Begin in exactly 6.66 seconds. If you do not make it exactly in that time, retry.

[Altamira]

Nooo, I seem to have lost my little swept-up pile of breadcrumbs inbetween the carpet fibers, and now I can't sweep them into my dustpan!

*loses her balance and has to try again*

[Malachi Constant]

oh, and I'll be training mein little nazi

[Duke of Clubs]

Are you high, Honor?

[Silver]

Why, yes, Duke. You can join too.

[Malachi Constant]

I have a feeling this is going to be awesome.

And by the end of this, I'm probably going to be pregnant.

[Duke of Clubs]

Originally Posted by Honour

Why, yes, Duke. You can join too.

Join in the acid trip? I didn't bring my own blotter.

[Silver]

Originally Posted by Duke of Clubs

Join in the acid trip? I didn't bring my own blotter.

Your lack of faith disturbs me. Ten laps around the internet.

[Duke of Clubs]

Darth Vader choked people out for lacks of faith, and who do you try to channel? A gym teacher? Disappointing.

[Silver]

Gym teachers are infinitely more evil than Darth Vader for ONE reason.

They do not go back to the light side. Ever.

[Duke of Clubs]

That's why real men play sports and get out of PE free.

[Angel]

And the even realer men don't do PE anymore, since they left school a looong time ago.

[Shrub]

OH MY GOD ... That kitten is so cute O.O

Anywho, nice work, Honour. I wish you luck with your new students ^_^

[Kitsuné]

I'd like to join your cesspool, Honor.

[Silver]

Thanks Shrub! You are one of my inspirations. ^_^

Good for you Kits. >:3 Your first task is the bomb Syria. With champagne.

[Power Shot]

You are all in very big trouble. Honour, you do not open homerooms without approval from the Council. Expect a warning (or possibly an infraction) the next time I log in.

Everyone who has posted here will be receiving warning as well.

[Shrub]

Hey, that's not fair, I think we're just kidding around here. I wasn't being serious and I doubt everyone here is either. Would ya calm down, it's just a joke.

[Power Shot]

Whoever stickied this is in big, big trouble. I will be dealing with those responsible.

[Malachi Constant]

Bring it.

>: O

[Duke of Clubs]

Originally Posted by Power Shot

You are all in very big trouble. Honour, you do not open homerooms without approval from the Council. Expect a warning (or possibly an infraction) the next time I log in.

Everyone who has posted here will be receiving warning as well.

Is he joking or is he serious?

Or rather, is he joking or is he a butt pirate?