Semifinal Battle #2: Kishin vs. Mirren

Alrighty..
Same rules...
if you need to know the rules, check back to your last battle...

im only gonna flip one coin...
Heads: Kishin
Tails: Mirren

/me flips

it's Tails.

Mirren you decide who begins, both check in befor any posts. Deciding who begins is also considered checking in.

have fun!

Uhhh...Kishin go first...I'm not a wimp I just have nothing prepared and I gotta think of some things...

Ay yo check this out

[start]
You ain’t got ***** on this kid
...

You a punk, you a B*tch just the kid we blamed as the snitch
I bust rhymes that you can’t contemplate, I got flows that you can’t replicate
I make your john look a fool, while I take you back to the old school
You rapped about fan fiction thinking it was b*tch'n
Nigga if you gonna rhyme get with the time
Writing ain’t coo, ***** neither are you!
Going second you scurd
saying you ain’t a wimp biyatch remember your dealing with a pimp

Let me tell you about story when I was your age
Fool bust a smart line I laid em flat with my tec 9
I was rollin wit the crew token the narcotics
banging b*tchs while you were still reading hooked on phonics!

I told ya I’m balla I roll on twenty fours
I’d skip your round if I were you, you can’t match old school!

I’m the fiend that haunts your wet dreams, let me tell you what that means
It’s when you dribble on yourself when I knock you out
And Bust out your teeth make you look like Mic Foley
Your John Cena has became my inspiration for me to be your bully
He ain’t got ***** neither do you, B*tch welcome to old school!

[/end...]

W00T! Damn that felt good, yo mirren no hard feelings bud you know it’s just a battle, but daaaaamn that was nice.

Okay, well Mirren you have 2 days now to post your rap, though I am sure that will be plenty of time, seeing as most people post their rap with 2 hours or so from what I've been seeing...

Great rap Kishin, good luck Mirren on yours.

Well...here goes nothin'...

1. It be the time my old friend
2. Dat you and me battle rap to the end
3. You wanna bully me, a little fledgling?
4. Heh, no shock there, since you're such a weakling
5. And you certainly ain't cool either loser
6. If our strength was a ship, you'd be a rowboat and I'd be a battle cruiser

7. I don't see why people vote for you as best battler every awards
8. I use great steel blades, you use your wussy wooden swords
9. Though I can't say I'm surprised, since you're such a wimp
10. One day you'll bow down to me, the lil pimp
11. One day I tried to think of something bigger than Jay Leno's chin, and boy was I in a rut

12. Then I remember what really is bigger- your bear belly gut!
13. I know all your so called "skills" in rpging are fake
14. I can reveal stuff better than Justin Timberlake
15. Though it doesn't matter, because you're just an rpg nerd
16. I think that pic you showed here ain't real, you're really as ugly as a rabbit turd

17. You ain't no good writer compared to me of course
18. Readers crumple your fics up and feed 'em to a horse
19. And I must say I feel sorry for that animal, eating such bad literature

20. Mirren's way better than that lame Kishin...we all now that for sure...

Okay at the start, but way better at the end. I honetsly don't think I'll win this though. But it was still very fun to type! ^_^

Kishin, you came very close to going over 20 lines, but I will not count the "..." part as a line, leaving you with exactly 20.

Okay! I believe we all know the rules for voting, but for those select new people:

1.) Person whom you are voting for
2.) Favorite line out of both raps
3.) Why you voted for that person

And with that, lets the votes begin! Best out of 7 votes, first to 4 votes wins.

1. Mirren
2. 19. And I must say I feel sorry for that animal, eating such bad literature
3. I must say this was a hard match to judge. The one thing i didn't like is how Kishin used (or sounded like) GC's hooked on phonics. I did like how mirren did flow very well.

1) Kishin
2) Nigga if you gonna rhyme get with the time
Writing ain’t coo, ***** neither are you
3) heh, he beat me, what can i say ? o_o

1) Kishin
2)

I was rollin wit the crew token the narcotics
banging b*tchs while you were still reading hooked on phonics!

3) Kishins was more offensive, thats about it, they were both amazing, but Kishins def more hurtin in it.

1.) Kishin
2.) I was rollin wit the crew token the narcotics
banging b*tchs while you were still reading hooked on phonics!
3.) His use of leeching from my past battle with Mirren really shows skill, and attentiveness, and he deserves my vote (he used my hooked on phonics thing). So a tip for other future battlers: leeching from a past battle that someone else had against the person you are about to face is a good thing to try out...