Semifinal Battle #1: Andi vs. Link Messiah

*walks up on a bleak new semifinal stage*

Okay, you both know the rules? Good. Time for the coin toss. To make it suspenseful it is best out of three flips for the semifinal rounds.

Andi = heads
Mess = tails

*tosses first coin*

HEADS!

*tosses again*

HEADS!

*tosses the final time*

HEADS!

...wow. Heads all 3 times..... that gotta be some kind of sign or something...

Andi, pick who will rap first. Good luck to you both.

Is this battle ever going to start. I think the battlers should get a move on this, becasue i dod want to see the finalists before i have kids...

Yeah, you are right Double_A.

Due to an absence of Andi, Link Messiah will be rapping first. Good luck, and you have 2 days.

But I'm sure you will be done way before then.

Come on Andi B with your Witchy Siggy~ You Can’t Handle Me Ya See~
Don’t Pee! Cause you’re a fraidy cat right up that tree~
You suck see! I’ll rip thee~ right off the charts~ you plus sears parts~ grown’ old with kids in the carts~ Your part~aint to be a mod~ with a newer world~ hop on your brooms rod~ you supa cool witchy girl~ what’s that itchy twirl~ the crab whirl…
‘Read the rules… I guess’? What kind of mod are you? A joke at best~ another words you’re as low as a jest, tryin his best to amuse the master~ ya see don’t worry, I wont blast ya~ ruin your life~ I’ll hit ya in the heart dissin you~ big fat commy wife~ your soccer life~ worst vocabulary~ your begging is apparently~ not reaching me~ im sorry you missed your one-year anniversary~ well you didn’t miss that last guy around~ you’re ZU’s bike! Everyone gets to sit on down~ pass them panties around~
thanks ozzy~ your one more guy to add her man spree~ lets wash the panties~ in fact lets throw u in the laundry~ it’ll clean ya right up~ you looked kinda sticky from the toes on up~ looks like you had it ruff~ passed around~ like the weed Kishin smoked in his battle sound~ I hope I don’t hurt you too much now~ I don’t wanna bring you down~ its just a game dear please don’t frown, don’t run cuz if you left ZU, who’d be the supply in town?
Well I guess a vacation would be nice~ playing blackjack and dice~ watch out incoming rice!~ go fetch us each a pizza~ thank your Ascius’s code so he don’t get up and beat-cha~ wha!? You expect gecko t’teach-ya? The 50 cents won’t even feed ya~ what ever, blasphemy~ at least your next BBD wedding’ll be free…


I hope Andi gets to post...

Okay, Andi as you know you have 2 days from now to write your rap.

Good luck!

EDIT: Due to Andi having some internet problems, she will have 2 days starting now to write it. The date is 3/16/04. Andi, good luck!

How much more time does andi have untill she chokes?

Andi has 2 days starting today, because her internet has been faulty and she hasn't been able to get on at all.

since that last post was from 3-16 and it is 3-20 today i think her 2 days are up. If so, good job link... for putin up with this... lol

Hmm.... I don't know whether to disqualify her or not.

I will wait just a little bit longer, because it is still faulty internet that is keeping her away. Double_A you don't need to post announcements for us... k?

andi will not be disqualified, it won't be fair if she gets eliminated because of faulty internet. She said in the chat she was working on it, so just give it some time.