Battle #4: Golden Chaos vs. Mirren

Rules:
20 line limit. lower is allowed.
Don't over curse please.
Don't forget this is for fun.


Heads: GC
Tails: Mirren

I use calc flipper.... it's tails.

Mirren you decide who starts. GC doesn't have to post his verse until he signs in. Mirren signs in on the decision of the beginner.

Voting
1) State who should win
2) Your favorite line/verse/thing in the battle
3) Why they win rather than the opponent.

No PM advertising voting. You can bring up the battle in the chat, but don't encourage the votes toward one person obviously.

[size=2.5]Best out of 7 votes wins.[/size]
Only 3 contestants may vote overall.

Heh, time for the lil doctor of thuganomics to give his weekly dose of verbal bashing done...

GoldenChaos, I allow you first honors in this...^_~

How did I know that I would go first? Well, I have prepared for this.....

*takes the mike from Mess, and raps*

1.)Mirren...
2.)Lil' doctor of thuganomics, tearing out my eyes, stealing my lines
3.)and at the same time saying to all that he has skills, when we know that in truth he's in the back sneaking pills.
4.)Some things are approprite for me to say, so i'll just take out my mike and start to spray.
5.)Spray a gun, point blank all over your face, wiping out the entire human race, move to space, and start shooting up the place!
6.)But you don't got nothin on me, just try to leech, and lets see what you acomplish, even after the hooked on phonics.
7.)But don't go makin stuff up, my life is personal, controversal, having debt and getting sued just aint enough for you.
8.)I'll control you, spit on you, push you to the ground and when you get up knock you back down!
9.)So sorry to see you up, i just broke a window, watch your step, and look out for the bloody shingles.
9.)Some say i suck, well suck my dick and surround you fu*ks,
10.)this surround sound got you encaged and me enraged so you'd beter get out of my space!
11.)Guns just don't cut it though, i gotta diss, so as i end it i'll come over and slit your wrists.
12.)But when it come to this, i dont got too many disses,
13.)but i'll take the honor in going first, and the first to end it.
14.)The first to end it in a way thats not so very plesent.
15.)Thuganomic doctor, are you there? Sorry, your weekly dose of verbalness didn't pay the shipping fair,
16.)so it's going to be just a little too late ^^
17.)Just hold on to your rap while I seal your fate.

*ends, and hands the mike back to Mess.*

aheh.. erm, Mirren you have 2 days as of now. I'll PM him.

Wow...holy smokes that was good...

*gulps* well here goes nothing...*makes the sign of the cross for good luck*

1. Yo yo yo yo chill chill chill!
2. You guys ain't got nothing to worry 'bout, I'll bash this loser that I will
3. You're nothin' but a stupid jabronie
4. Your mind's slower than a zambonie!
5. Thinkin' you can stop me, I'll come at ya like a hurricane
6. I'll leave ya nothin' but a giant blood stain
7. GoldenChaos, you're just some dumb newbie
8. Your stupidity is more visable than Janet Jackson's right boobie
9. You may be older than me, but your wang is like a noodle
10. It's midget sized compared to my great strudle
11. You're just a Vanilla Ice wannabe
12. Your patheticness is something we can all see
13. My Zelda fics are better than yours in every shape and form
14. Me and everyone else put them in the fire to keep us warm
15. Those stories of yours are just a bunch of kay-rap
16. Man, my writings make you look like one sad sap
17. Though I can't say I'm lying, because it's all true
18. The people cheer for mine, while for yours they boo
19. You should forfeit right now, just to you save any more humiliation
20. Bashing you was certainly fun, because it's done...I've won...

Word-Mother freakin' life...\mm/

*note, yes I did edit this post. Not to make my rap better, but because I forgot to put "my" writings in line 16 -_-*

1. Mirren.
2. 7. GoldenChaos, you're just some dumb newbie
8. Your stupidity is more visable than Janet Jackson's right boobie
Sooo true.
3. GoldChao's verse was hard to understand. It didn't touched the personaly threats against Mirren which didn't give it a very good steady base to understand from. While Mirren jumped in there attacking Chaos with ...whats the word... more UHMUF!! But one point I would say Mirren, you need to work on that yo, yo, yo business.. That brought you down a bit.

1. Mirren

2. 7. GoldenChaos, you're just some dumb newbie
8. Your stupidity is more visable than Janet Jackson's right boobie

3. Mirren's was easier to read where GoldenChaos's was a bit confusing at times and wasn't as fluent.

1) Mirren
2) 9. You may be older than me, but your wang is like a noodle
10. It's midget sized compared to my great strudle <--that just pushed me over the edge
3) I could really feel it, since i know you've seen John Cena, it was fun to read...

1) Mirren
2) 7. GoldenChaos, you're just some dumb newbie
8. Your stupidity is more visable than Janet Jackson's right boobie (like everyone else)
3) Even though GC is my bud he didn't flow at sometimes. I think that was becasue of the 20 line limet. Mirren Was just plain awsome!

Yeah, the rap I wrote was too long, and as you can see I had to make the lines longer to compress it to fit the size..... hence it lost some of it's "visible" flowness. But it sure did flow when I said it out loud.

Well, anyways, this makes Mirren the official winner of this match. Great job to Mirren, and I would have voted for you too if it was me doing some of the voting, yours was much better than mine, probably because I spent almost no time on mine... I never really looked it over, just hit reply ^^. Great job, I will update the standings.

As you probably expected, mods please lock for the reasons I have said before ^^.

But before that happens...

Great battle my friend, you did an awesome job in my mind, and I still think you should've won. Hence the reason why I was so worried when I posted my rap...^_~

And believe me everyone. My victory will not end here. I will defeat my next opponent and move into the final round. Then there I will put every ounce of my ability into my final rap, and do my absolute hardest to win and officially gain the real title of "Lil Doctor of Thuganomics" Because this time around...I won't settle for second place...

Word Life \mm/

GC you still have to mod the tourny with me, im not allowed to do it allone. it wouldnt be right. plus your in charge of the tourny pic thingy... gj both of you!

Yeah, I know, that's why I'm not mad, cuz I still get to DJ ^^.

Mirren, I have a feeling you will win this thing, mainy because of your use of celebrities in you rap.... those 2 lines alone won you the entire match.

And an announcement! I made a rap, not for battling! Though because I couldn't respond to mirrens rap... i had to put a little bit of mirren dissing in it....^^.

GO THERE HERE.