Battle #3: Kazan vs. Kishin

[SIZE=2.5]Rules:[/SIZE]
20 line limit. lower is allowed.
Don't over curse please.
Don't forget this is for fun.


Heads: Kazan
Tails: Kishin

I use calc flipper.... it's tails.

Kishin you decide who starts. Kazan doesn't have to post his verse until he signs in. Kishin signs in on the decision of the beginner.

[SIZE=2.5]Voting[/SIZE]
1) State who should win
2) Your favorite line/verse/thing in the battle
3) Why they win rather than the opponent.

No PM advertising voting. You can bring up the battle in the chat, but don't encourage the votes toward one person obviously.

Best out of 7 votes wins.
Only 3 contestants may vote overall.

Meh, i'm checking in *puts on some ghetto threads*

And yes, i am prepared to get ass whooped.

I'll go second ;P

Okay, let the match begin! Kazan, you have 2 days starting NOW to write you rap, good luck!

*gets popcorn, a coookie, and a giant muffin*

I hope this isn't taken literally......

*drags a random person from the crowd and makes him act like a human boombox*

Meh, here we go:

1) Yo, i see yo posts in the BA
2) and from what i read it sounds pretty gay
3) You walk around saying my game ain't tight
4) When you read this you'll shiver in fright.
5) Man i seen yo mom, that son of a b*tch
6) i saw her doing some guy in a ditch
7) I guess that's where you were conceived
8) By that man with the dirty deed
9) I'm suprised he ain't smoking weed
10) cause dude, that was a nasty seed.
11) What came out, what could it be,
12) but the man that is rapping 'gainst me.
13) What you doing? You know you going down,
14) because i just took yo' ass to town.

umm....i guess that was it, pretty crappy, IMO, don't take it literally please, i don't want to be flamed!

Actually, that was pretty good Kazan.

Anyways: Kishin! He can't say ***** like that to you! KILL HIM!





IN A BATTLE RAP!

You have 2 days starting now Kishin, good luck ^^.

ay yo trip ya'll check this out.....

*lifts mike to his mouth.*

[start]
You best quit the fronting
Yo... Yo alright here we go

Your messing with the best of the dirty south
see how well your rapin with a 9 in your mouth
My balls are bigger then you, I can smack you from here
You need a lesson in ebonics- here jump on my John Deer!
Aight you can take me around the way I won’t fuss
Just remember when my rounds up your ass will be taken the bus

Haven’t you heard nigga I got hoes!
I can slap you in the face while my women step on your toes
Stepping on me like you got beef, make like a tree nigga leaf!
Exit right is that'a way! Yo yo I ain't done hold up stay!
Like I said when my round is over, heres a bus token
Now get along I got weed that needs smoken
[/finish]

Puff puff pass... *hands mike back to Golden Chaos*

Whoa! Whhhooooa! OKAY! Amazing battle! Kazan, great dissing! Kishin, that ghettoness payed off!

Who thinks Kazan should win??

*holds mike out to the audience, to hear the many screams for kazan*

How about Kishin???

*holds mike out again, screams break the mike partially*

Whew, everyone, this is best out of 7 votes, and only 3 contestants may vote, and I am not one of those 3. As stated by Mess:

Voting
1) State who should win
2) Your favorite line/verse/thing in the battle
3) Why they win rather than the opponent.

No PM advertising voting. You can bring up the battle in the chat, but don't encourage the votes toward one person obviously.

*both contestants stand still on the stage as they await their votes, and GoldenChaos goes to get a rapping muffin*

1) Kazan
2) "11) What came out, what could it be,
12) but the man that is rapping 'gainst me."
3) Although it was a bit more...graphic...than Oni's, and "puff puff pass" was hilarious!, This was a great line, and had a story wrapped in.

o.o Where the hell did everyone go?

1. Kishin
2. Haven’t you heard nigga I got hoes!
I can slap you in the face while my women step on your toes
3. I got in the rythem with both of your raps, but Kishin just came out that bit better. Great job guyz!

1. Kishin
2. Your messing with the best of the dirty south
see how well your rapin with a 9 in your mouth
3. Both of you guys did great... *takes out a board with Kishin's name on it* KISHIN! KISHIN! KISHIN!

1) Kazan
2) (Kishin)
"Haven’t you heard nigga I got hoes!
I can slap you in the face while my women step on your toes"
3) Although Kishin had my fav line in the battle... Kazans seemed to hit harder, like it was more insulting all around.

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to vote but this match has had no votes for so long, and it will have to finish sooner or later, so I must vote:

1.)Kishin
2.)Like I said when my round is over, heres a bus token
Now get along I got weed that needs smoken
3.)Kazan had a very well written rap, but you overdid your little "making stuff up" thing. Kishin effectively used all of that against you AND made it flow on top of that. He has my vote hands down.

Meh, come on people, vote so we can get this thing over with, almost to the semi-finals, we can't let this thread die >_>

1. Kishin
2. Haven’t you heard nigga I got hoes!
3. They were both awsome! i just believe that Kazan was mainly saying more about him self than dissin Kishen. Also Kishen had GREAT disses!

and there you have it.. Kishin wins! Great Job both of you! to the semi finals, which btw both matches will be held at the same time to keep things moving faster.

And now... as you probably know, Mods will you please lock this, so that there will be no pointless votes, and so this does not turn to spam.

*match is officially over, no more posting in here*