The Out of Character Thread: OBAMALLAMAPAJAMA~!

*build CW a fortress* And if it makes you feel better I'll go t the other side of the world.

... *sitting on a chair* I'll pass. I just got back from the grocery store, after getting back from the marching band practice. *watches the fortress*

But it's super protective! *throws stick at fortress*

*laser canon shoots stick*
Tah-dah!

>.> <.< *calls the Lassies* Is this fotress good enough?








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In commemoration of the first annual Anti-Power Shot Day (mark your calendars, kiddies) I have a new signature. It honors him greatly, yes it does, aimed in his Chronosal direction. General, I mean his general direction.

In other news, Hippo and I are going to be starting the most ridiculously awesome battle to ever be made. Ever. We are going to do this soon.

However.

I want to request opinions!

Which is cooler, a pair of real badatlases(for the sake of HH) getting kidnapped and forced to be badatlas to escape and wreak mayhem and be generally mayhem prone in a mayhem like way ... with twists of mayhem in appropriately mayhem-centric or anti-mayhem areas ...

OR

Those same two badatlases invading an enemy stronghold (read: building with amazing stronghold-like abilities) and taking on the overlord of this stronghold in a stronghold-destroying battle that will make strongholds quake in their strongholding boots, if they had strongholding boots, but they don't?

(Bonus: who remembered the question at the end of that?)

Originally Posted by Ciroton

Oh, I will. ^_^ *Takes Mind-control squirrels to seize power over the dark realm, and return with vicious demons that rip people asunder, then make out with the remains*

*Observes as your plans are foiled by the I:SBans as they cause your squirrels to cease to exist by assailing them with non-sequitors*

Satan bless I:SB.

Originally Posted by insaney

GAH D: Who would want any sex from you? You...You twilight void dweller!!

*SHUNN*

You're just jealous of my enlightenment. <3 Actually, having realized that I can just butcher the English language to evade HH's filter, I'd like to elaborate on what I said earlier about my view of intimacy.

"True love" transcends the physical. That's why most people fail to differentiate it from infatuation. Have you ever felt you couldn't live without a person? Wanted to be everything for them? Have you seen couples convinced that these and similar facets of their relationship makes their love unique or special? That is infatuation.

"True love" transcends the physical. Humans are not material creatures by nature; we are conditioned to think this way, to live for money, for work, for god, to put our hearts on the sidelines. During secks (*shudders a bit for having to do that*), these walls are thinnest. They don't break down completely, but this is the best opportunity to eradicate them.

"True love" transcends the physical. The mind can unravel the trappings of the heart; the heart can unravel the trappings of the mind. Perceptiveness comes from the mind; compassion from the heart. Both are equally vital. If one recesses, the other dominates, the balance gets thrown off-kilter, and you wonder why you keep making dumb mistakes.

"True love" transcends the physical. What are some trappings of the heart? Dependency and low self-esteem are extremely common. One I suffered myself is excessive affection--venting affectionate energies on someone other than your lover, or using affection to gain another's approval. These stem from repression of the mind and focus on the heart.

Similarly, the mind's major trapping is fixation on intellectuality and recession of emotional openness. This can cause lack of compassion or tact, and those open up to even more foibles.

These all stem from insecurity. People are constantly seeking to fill the gaps, to validate their lives somehow. Even those who repress their minds or hearts can't help feeling both open up to some extent during secks, at least from time to time. Insecurities peel back, revealing...what?

We're all searching for something in bed. One perversion entices us, gradually fades, and we need more. Homosexuality, blacks, whites, fatties, big breasts, flat chests, toys, fantasies, food, parents, siblings, children, animals, anything new to make you come... Hunting down every last taboo, trying to satisfy your endless lust. Why so dissatisfied? What are you searching for? Deep down, you know the answer. With each perversion, each wall broken down, you come closer to that which you truly desire: secks. And no, I don't mean putting your p/enis in a v/agina.

"True love" transcends the physical. Are you beginning to see my point? Secks is more than the physical act; there is so much more to it than can be expressed in words, but so few people get to experience its full magnitude. It's not about you and your lover having something special; it's about opening yourself to the beauty and love that encompasses and transcends all. Some religions call it divinity, deism. Some call it heaven. It is love in its purest form.

Society forbids it. Fixate on love, and you're childish. Engage in premarital sex, and you're immoral. Indulge perversions, and you're a freak. The search itself has been outlawed.

But this kind of love, this "true love", which can be found not in your lover, but only in yourself--its absence is what creates insecurity. Though I have yet to experience this love, I know now where to find it. And I shall. Never surrender your pursuit of "true love", but remember that it is found, not in others, but through them. The struggle alone will fill a great emptiness in you, and ease your pain.

Originally Posted by Ciroton

I'd offer shelter to you which is a vast improvment on a box, but I don't want to make it seem I'm coming on to you. xD (I mean, "Hey, why don't you join me in my fort," IS pretty suggestive. )

Wanna see the highest part of my northernmost tower?

*applauds* That was deep.

Originally Posted by CourageWielder

O_o ...I'm just gonna... *runs*

It was a joke. Sheesh. I'd never have the courage (pun, lol) to approach a girl, real life, or internet. xD Just goes to prove how much I suc/k [For the children, I mean, HH.]

Originally Posted by Beh

*applauds* That was deep.

Yes, and now we can lay that horrible syntax massacre to rest.

Seriously, though. You'll like my tower. It's got a really big bed. In fact, I bet you could fit four or five people in there and still have room to move around.

The fact that four or five people need to move around in it makes me think.

FYI, I could not see this page until just a moment ago. I don't know why, but smex seems to be tempermental. And yes, it is the reason why I can't see character profiles. Which would be why it would be great if someone changed all of the smexes in my charry list to genders.

And I can see badasses, suck, and the like. Don't need to go overboard. <_<;

Originally Posted by Beh

The fact that four or five people need to move around in it makes me think.

Less thinking, more ****ing.

It would also be nice if someone could go and make the character guidelines thing Gender instead. >_> And have someone go change as many profiles as possible to change it to Gender.

*ignores WotS as he ninja'd me*

HH: You could give someone you trust your password and they could do it for you. Then you could go and change your password.

Indeed. Prodding people to email me is rather hassle-ful-ness. And now I have spam . . . Z. <_<;

Damn you internet! I should be reading! *leaves*

You all suck. No one answered my question.

Also, HH, I have updated Aleksandr's character profile so that you may read it without the hassles of smex getting in your way. So go reward my niceness.

. . . I can't see it.


STOP WRITING DIRTY THINGS, YOU FILTHY LITTLE BOY!!!

... I dunno what it could be. I'm updating Anna's profile, everything, for all that's happened.

-.- There should be absolutely nothing in there that you can't see. Unless you're not allowed to read about necromancy or something.

Originally Posted by Dark WotS

Valerie: Social outcast losers who fell into a bonfire group. Ten awesomeness points to anyone who catches the reference.

Christopher Titus. He has one of the best stand up specials out there. Did I spell his name right?