Battle #1: SearanoX vs. Andi

*Walks up onto a dimly lit stage, holding a mike. Faces the two people standing, facing each other. He takes out a quarter, and holds his mouth to the mike.*

The first round of the Battle Rap Tornament is about to begin! Okay, you both ready? Sear, you're heads. And Andi, you're tails.

*Flips the coin, it lands on the floor.*

Okay, it's tails. Andi, pick who will rap first. Choose wisely!

This battle is being suspended. We can't get ahold of Andi to get the tourny rolling. Battle #2 is in place. Battle #1 will occur after Andi contacts either me or GC. Sear and Andi's battle will begin after the battle at hand.

... gomen, gomen... ^^;

sorry, sorry, sorry - i accidentally deleted all of my internet info when i was clearing out my c drive so that i'd have more than 25 megs free... ^^; couldn't even run aim without crashing...

either way, hopefully this ain't too late. ^^

Andi B here, and so it'd seem,
I've always been round on the ZU scene
But one day long ago (Who can this be?)
Onto the stage comes this Mr. Sea.
Starts off a n00b, but then conjugates
That that attitude won't take the cake.
So he calculates, learns to deviate,
Becomes the mods' self-appointed first-mate.
And, holy hell, he's heaven-sent -
The only word that fits is omnipresent!
He even takes L-o-S' sacred task
Of being everyone's favorite hard-@$$.
Now that takes some skill (or an huge lack of life) -
No way he has time to get a wife.
Then again, who says that's what he'd want?
Just give him a connection and a sexy black font.
But oh, my dear Sea, things don't work like that -
Even L-o-S needs some pussy... erm... cat.
Come on, Mr. Schwarzy, get up and go out,
Or step on up and take your swing in the bout.

Oh! Oooh! Sear, are you gonna let her say that kind of ***** to you??

You have 2 days starting now to write your rap sear!

Good luck!

Time to lose.


A n00b, you say?
No, never a n00b, not any day
My "attitude" is what makes the others scream
So I'll be taking my cake and ice cream
Calculations aren't required, my dear
For this job I never did sweat or tear
Why'd one use anything less than heaven to describe it
After all, it's where I come from, you twit
I never took the job, he gave it to me
So don't you judge, you don't rightly see
I've got a life, it just isn't what you'd think right
It doesn't stick to your stereotypes
I'll take my black fonts, thank you very much
And that connection of mine, it's fast and such
Ah, but you miss one thing, oh dear Andi
For my name isn't l-o-s, you see
My name was found by you, fellow rapper
Just don't think that I'm not looking out for stalkers
Now here ends this horrifying display
Of my inferiority when it comes to such a game


*bows, gets pelted with various vegetables (including watermelons)*

And yes, I'm aware that that makes me look vain. Extremely so.

*sighs, crawls away*

The voting goes as follows...
1) State who should win
2) Your favorite line/verse/thing in the battle
3) Why they win rather than the opponent.

That was good you two, now lets get some voters please! oh btw, no PM advertising voting. U can bring up the battle in the chat, but don't encourage the votes toward one person obviously.

best out of 7 votes wins.
contestants of the tourny may not vote.

1) andi
2) Now that takes some skill (or an huge lack of life) -
3) Out of all this, that line was where the big turning point was from compliments to sarcasm ;0)

Sorry, Sear...I couldn't pick up on your beat at all...and...uhm...you needed to diss her a bit more. But hey, it was still fun reading both of your posts. :0)

1.) Andi
2.) Even L-o-S needs some pussy... erm... cat. XD
3.) Sear played the defensive tsk tsk Waste of lines when you can turn stuff back around on her. tsk tsk

originally contestants weren't suposed to vote in any of the matches... but oh well... To keep the contestant voting down I'll just not vote, and ask several others to not vote as well.

1. Andi
2. Now that takes some skill (or an huge lack of life) -
No way he has time to get a wife.
3. I did like SearanoX's, but Andi's was just that little bit better, but yeah, good job, super mods!

Guess its time for me
1)SearanoX
2)I have a life, its just it just isnt whta you think right
3)Well, then I guess Im the only one who could feel the rythym.... and because his rap kinda relates to me....

Okay, this thread has not had a lot of votes, so I must butt in and make my vote, because it seems no one else will.

To end the battle:

1.) Andi
2.)Now that takes some skill (or an huge lack of life) -
No way he has time to get a wife.
Then again, who says that's what he'd want?
Just give him a connection and a sexy black font.
And 3.) Andi was very good at dissing Sear, and her rap really flowed. Sear, you could have won my vote, was it not for the fact that you made it seem like you WANTED to lose, and that you did not take advantage of all the leeching you could have used against her. You could have used every line she said against her and you would have easily won.

This now ends Battle #1, and Andi is the victor, mods feel free to lock this, so no pointless late votes are made, and so this does not turn to spam.

Originally posted by GoldenChaos
Okay, this thread has not had a lot of votes, so I must butt in and make my vote, because it seems no one else will.

To end the battle:

1.) Andi
2.)Now that takes some skill (or an huge lack of life) -
No way he has time to get a wife.
Then again, who says that's what he'd want?
Just give him a connection and a sexy black font.
And 3.) Andi was very good at dissing Sear, and her rap really flowed. Sear, you could have won my vote, was it not for the fact that you made it seem like you WANTED to lose, and that you did not take advantage of all the leeching you could have used against her. You could have used every line she said against her and you would have easily won.

This now ends Battle #1, and Andi is the victor, mods feel free to lock this, so no pointless late votes are made, and so this does not turn to spam.

Well, yeah, I never wanted to do this in the first place. You think I'd go ahead to round two?